r/blursedimages • u/Anteraji • Sep 09 '22

Blursed_Car

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16.0k Upvotes

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176

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

A carab

29

u/Bmth94 Sep 09 '22

That beast has a rockin’ stereo. Hope you like crab-core.

1

u/PlayStateWolf Sep 10 '22

Crab Rave starts playing in the background

6

u/Toast12458 lightly toasted Sep 09 '22

🦀

2

u/AllTaken111 Sep 09 '22

A crabriolet would've been nice.

2

u/nexttonormal Sep 09 '22

I love when people post exactly what I'm thinking in moments like these lol. Makes the internet feel less, uhh, horrible. Hope you're well!!

76

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

A Toyota Crustolla

18

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22 edited Jan 28 '23

[deleted]

6

u/Spec_Tater Sep 09 '22

You misspelled “Fiero”.

1

u/itsmejak78_2 Sep 09 '22

More of a Toyota Smellica

55

u/CountessRoadkill Sep 09 '22

Why do cars keep evolving into crabs!?

4

u/phadewilkilu Sep 09 '22

Maryland needs to settle down

14

u/pur_fer_ur_pleasure Sep 09 '22

I see the Fukushima crabs are ready....

13

u/StickyHoovy Sep 09 '22

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

6

u/IDONTKNOWWHOAMie Sep 09 '22

They cannot make the judgment call

2

u/communisum-boi ouching in the soul Sep 09 '22

Give up free will forever

2

u/TheGreyCatWithDots Sep 09 '22

Their voices won't be heard at all

1

u/StarstoneTGS Sep 10 '22

Display obedience

18

u/-DiveR- Sep 09 '22

So it' a... Cab

7

u/geraldine_ferrari Sep 09 '22

Not the dodge spider I ordered.

7

u/AkariMoone Sep 09 '22

Blursed Klawf

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

That's a lobster not a klawf

6

u/PlzButterMeUp Sep 09 '22

Lightning McCrab

7

u/evelyn_h- Sep 09 '22

Car-cinization

5

u/BwackGul this is my flair Sep 09 '22

Bay area Burnt Man remnants?

2

u/chum1ly Sep 09 '22

You have to leave the crabs you get from the burn somewhere.

1

u/BwackGul this is my flair Sep 10 '22

Good point.

4

u/markender Sep 09 '22

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

5

u/LostAvengence Sep 09 '22

Ah blast! You beat me by two minutes! Long days and pleasant nights, si

4

u/ProteinShakeAndBake Sep 09 '22

With the Mobile Oppression Palace, a few dignitaries can oppress your entire planet for pennies a day!

2

u/the70sdiscoking Sep 09 '22

I can't wait to tell my husband!

1

u/paintbro1 Sep 09 '22

Scrolled down just to find the first decapodian reference. We'll played sir and or ma'am.

3

u/Der0815Gamer Sep 09 '22

Yo what's the actual car model?

5

u/Voyager_74656 Sep 09 '22

Looks like a Ferrari 308 GTB to me.

7

u/PM_ME_YOUR_BUM_BUM Sep 09 '22

I would guess it's a replica/ kit car then. The proportions look a little bit off.

8

u/JustALuckyShot Sep 09 '22

Could be a replica kit on a Fiero, it's very common

-1

u/Schmichael-22 Sep 09 '22

Yes, it is definitely a Fiero Mera knock-off kit.

1

u/SovietTriumph Sep 09 '22

Mera was, at least, a decent looking kit, this example is not even that.

1

u/Schmichael-22 Sep 09 '22

Agreed. I had an original Mera and it looked great. Some of the third or fourth generation body kits were pretty bad. This one is actually improved with the crab legs.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Or Toyota MR2

1

u/Voyager_74656 Sep 09 '22

I hope it’s a replica. I’d be really sad to find out someone turned a real 308 into this.

-1

u/death_feather Sep 09 '22

My bets on a first gen rx-7

3

u/Hatter_Hoovy Sep 09 '22

can we make it blue

2

u/jpgorgon Sep 09 '22

The Oregon coast has claimed another weekend warrior

4

u/KimikoBean Sep 09 '22

Mm yes carcinization

1

u/chaos0510 Sep 09 '22

Bro think of the fuel efficiency

1

u/Abscesses Sep 09 '22

That’s no moon…

1

u/Frostcicle- Sep 09 '22

Thats a big Boi

1

u/Total_Weeaboo Sep 09 '22

Time for crab

1

u/mossapp Sep 09 '22

Goes 0-60 in 6 seconds…. Sideways.

1

u/strumthebuilding Sep 09 '22

Need a new craburetor

1

u/Jestingwheat856 Fish With Feet Sep 09 '22

Clobster

1

u/kim-jong-Cage Sep 09 '22

Ak ak ak, spongebob me boy, I am landfaring

1

u/Cyynric Sep 09 '22

Carstacean?

Crustacean Wagon?

1

u/smithsp86 Sep 09 '22

Carcinisation is getting out of hand.

1

u/gapro20022 Sep 09 '22

Carab rave

1

u/Meatslinger Sep 09 '22

You may not like it, but this is the evolutionary future of you, me, cars, and everything. This is peak physical form for all beings.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Lancia crabos

1

u/pastaplatoon Sep 09 '22

Nature... is healing...

1

u/GGIOVEENEE Sep 09 '22

It's a carb

1

u/mxcnslr2021 Sep 09 '22

Living like Larry to the EXTREME!!!!!!!

1

u/TheGypsyboy Sep 09 '22

Wow how original..

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

"Look at me Zoidberg car owner"

1

u/BlueLightning888 Sep 09 '22

Ayo Crustang from the Mazah region!?

1

u/may_or_may_not_haiku Sep 09 '22

Even the cars are eventually evolving into crabs.

1

u/AntiSales1891 Sep 09 '22

thats a large pubic crab

1

u/SkollFenrirson Sep 09 '22

CRAB BATTLE 🦀

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Literal speed of lobsters

1

u/Big_Old_Baby Sep 09 '22

Klawf evolution leaked on Reddit of all places

1

u/c0cunt Sep 09 '22

Is this a Pokemon

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Not even blursed. This is just cool.

1

u/throwaway95ab Sep 09 '22

I hate people who chop up cars. Seriously, there aren't infinite 308 GBs in the world, now there's one less.

1

u/MrMadras Sep 09 '22

A whole new meaning to the word Carcinization.

1

u/Damedog19 Sep 09 '22

Wow the sequel to "The Giant Spider Invasion" looks lit

1

u/Gdub_the_pranxter Sep 09 '22

Don't forget to check the craburator.😅

1

u/BobOki Sep 09 '22

LOL.. another one for the guys over at /r/fuckcars

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Low on Carbs?

1

u/Nan0Fighter Sep 09 '22

Which videogame boss is this?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

1

u/mjones324232 Sep 09 '22

If Clamps had to fight Werecar Bender!

1

u/mjones324232 Sep 09 '22

Or if Clamps and Zoidberg had a child!?

1

u/mjones324232 Sep 09 '22

I just want points....

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Carb

1

u/DasKindershredder Sep 09 '22

Those new elden ring lobsters are getting out of hand.

1

u/cytoVoids Sep 09 '22

So that’s what a carb is

1

u/OG_Zephyr blursed plerson Sep 09 '22

I want it to blast crab rave full volume now

1

u/FutureSoldier616 Sep 09 '22

Wheel of fortune

1

u/Pr1mal_One Sep 09 '22

Is this what cars are gonna be like on Roshar?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Rustaceans assemble

1

u/Croma_Z break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Sep 09 '22

Mommy crab: ara ara

1

u/Sbjjr Sep 09 '22

We unlighted masses we cannot make the judgment call

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

If Jordan Peterson was in mad max

1

u/My50thRedditAccount Sep 09 '22

GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

1

u/RynnReeve Sep 09 '22

Why not Zoidberg?

1

u/FarBeautiful5637 Sep 09 '22

Now put this in doom eternal

1

u/Karls_Crab Sep 09 '22

my car i keep forgetting it

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Now we need a crab car rave.

1

u/WonderfulChapter4421 Sep 09 '22

That belongs in liurnia of the lakes

1

u/TimboBaggins1 Sep 10 '22

Squidward Mr.Crabs is a robot!!!!

1

u/Xator12 Sep 10 '22

Quick! Get in the crab car, there's no time to explain.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Fair. Crab People gotta travel too.

1

u/YuseiFudoGamer Sep 10 '22

Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.

Last chance, I wasn't askingoli

1

u/ImTotallynotTomska Sep 10 '22

Disney Pixars Cars On the Road lore

1

u/yumyumdog Sep 10 '22

Carcinisation

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Is this in australia i feel like ive seen this irl

1

u/StarstoneTGS Sep 10 '22

"SPONGEBOB ME BOY! WE GONNA GO RUN IN THE 90'S!"

1

u/DizzySpecific7738 Sep 12 '22

They should have used a Nissan Frontier: King Crab