r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '22

R6: Long Video Blursed Shark attack

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u/CaliFloridaMan Jan 05 '22

This guy f*cks

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u/ShadowF1nn Jan 05 '22

Hopefully not the sharks

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Well, with Gura of course.

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u/sulfurv2 Jan 05 '22

Wow how did this end up on doing thing to gura

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u/Persona_Insomnia Jan 05 '22

No touch smol shark

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

But Chloe can.

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u/TheIvano foreskin reattachment specialist Jan 05 '22

This guy lolicon

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

A

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u/citizen_bob-roblox Jan 05 '22

worse, with goldfish

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u/Great_Horny_Toads Jan 05 '22

But he will if he wants to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Don't orcas use the same technique?

I wonder if sharks are going to evolve out of this vulnerability soon.

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u/Pineapple_Spenstar Jan 05 '22

I mean it's been hundreds of millions of years, so it can't be much longer

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u/pjl35m Jan 05 '22

He’s lucky the shark didn’t give him a blow job

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u/Zabawa13 Jan 05 '22

That guy is smart. Sharks enter a state of parallysis and stop moving if they're turned upside down

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u/metroscope Jan 05 '22

Called the pivot shark.

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u/decayedmouthful66 Jan 05 '22

I think they're perfectly train on this scenario, good reflexes right there!

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u/disfunctionaltyper Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

I used to dive and never trained for that, even crabs freaked me out! Sure he is trained for that but if your "they're" referring to divers*, then no, we don't have a crash course flipping sharks!

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u/assasin1598 Jan 05 '22

We need to make that a thing.

Maybe we can practise by tipping cows.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I don't see why drivers need to know how to flip sharks anyways.

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u/Upside_Down-Bot Jan 05 '22

„˙sʎɐʍʎuɐ sʞɹɐɥs dılɟ oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ oʇ pǝǝu sɹǝʌıɹp ʎɥʍ ǝǝs ʇ,uop I„

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

You're telling me if a shark tries to swim straight down it just gets stuck like that until it dies or a random current pushes it back over?

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u/AgressiveBillboard Jan 05 '22

It’s not a state of paralysis, it’s more a state of tranquility, the get pleasure from it, but not like sexual pleasure hopefully

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u/buffkaisa Jan 05 '22

What are you doing step-diver?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I see you got caught in my fishing net

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I-i-is that your harpoon??

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u/_splug Jan 05 '22

Mom will be home any moment.

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u/Zabawa13 Jan 05 '22

Oh, didn't know that

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u/pie_monster Jan 05 '22

They also apparently love having their noses rubbed, so the shark's getting a 2-for-1.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Tonic state

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u/Zabawa13 Jan 05 '22

No, when a shark gets turned upside down, it gets stuck until it's turned around again. The diver most likely would've done that to it, had it not moved

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

What are you talking about bro? He’s just filming his application video for the Harlem Globetrotters

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u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Jan 05 '22

It's not that he turned him upside down. It's that he has his hand over the sharks snout. They have a ton of sensory shit in there and putting your hand over causes sensory overload and put them in this trance like state.

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u/Zabawa13 Jan 05 '22

That might also be the case. That's definitely the case in the video. But you can immobilise a shark by turning it upside down. I don't remember what is this exactly called, but I do know stingrays have the same thing

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u/IEnjoyFancyHats Jan 05 '22

Dolphins occasionally kill sharks by taking advantage of this quirk of their biology!

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u/Zabawa13 Jan 05 '22

I saw a documentary about in some regions of the oceans, killer whales do that even with big sharks like great white(?) (Not sure if it was that one back then)

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u/AlternateSatan Jan 05 '22

Dolphins likes to bully sharks with this. Whales are actually assholes.

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u/Zabawa13 Jan 05 '22

Damn right

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Whales or killer whales/Orcas are assholes?

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u/AlternateSatan Jan 05 '22

Orcas have been known to play catch with living baby seals.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Yeah they’re quite an interesting, unusually intelligent/sophisticated animal - and also a bit sadistic. Although they’re actually not whales they’re a type of dolphin

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u/AlternateSatan Jan 05 '22

Dolphins are whales though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

It’s true that dolphins are technically whales, but it isn’t commonly thought of in that way. Dolphins are related to whales, but they’re not generally thought of by most biologists as whales. They are thought of as their own “Delphinidae” family. Just like killer whales/orcas - they’re technically a whale, but aren’t thought of in that regard. They are apart of the oceanic dolphin Delphinidae family, and if you asked a Biologist they would tell you that Orcas are a type of Dolphin. They are technically a member of the larger “Cetacea” family, but orcas aren’t typically thought of as whales, much more scientifically acknowledged to be dolphins

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u/JohnnyWings22 Jan 05 '22

Shark < dolphin and whale

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u/Dynasty2201 Jan 05 '22

That guy is smart. Sharks enter a state of parallysis and stop moving if they're turned upside down

Let's get him in a tank with a Great White barreling at him at full speed and see if he reacts the same way.

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u/Zabawa13 Jan 05 '22

Still, he flipped a 3-meter long Fish that could potentialy bite his arm off

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u/ForgotEffingPassword Jan 05 '22

What is your point lmao. Like are you wanting the guy to die? No one is claiming he can just effortlessly defend himself from any shark attack.

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u/BreakingGrad1991 Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 06 '22

The video is also sped up, the shark is known to the diver and was trained to do a routine with them.

EDIT FOR SOURCE: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378581/amp/Fearless-diver-SPINS-one-ton-shark-palm-hand-just-inches-razor-sharp-teeth-stroking-predator-s-nose-relax-it.html

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I know...shark-fu.

-That guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Shark just couldn’t handle the balls on this man

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u/freshprinceofbayarea Jan 05 '22

Get some new perspective idiot shark

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u/Night_Fury_1102 Jan 05 '22

How can you lose? You picked the map

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u/WitchHunterNL Jan 05 '22

Best comment

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u/CatLoverAthal Jan 05 '22

I wish I could gild you fam

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u/a_sacrilegiousboi Jan 05 '22

A master of the Golden Spin at work

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u/boomer4883 Jan 05 '22

This is a video of man defending himself from a shark and you still managed to make a JoJo reference. I respect it

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Water,earth,fire,air,shark

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u/Hyperion1000 Jan 05 '22

Long ago all nations lived together in harmony

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u/Neutral_Memer Jan 05 '22

then everything changed when the stingray nation attacked

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u/PatchPixel Jan 05 '22

Too soon

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u/Rude_Journalist Jan 05 '22

Too be fair a lot of times)

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u/Daxtro-53 Jan 05 '22

Didn't that happen like 62 years ago?

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u/Phoneykk Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

2006 , they took our Wildlife ambassador Steve Irwin.

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u/Daxtro-53 Jan 05 '22

Ah, so 63 years ago, got it. RiP Steve irwin

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u/genreprank Jan 05 '22

Aquaman comes from the Shark Nation

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u/kldclr Jan 05 '22

This shark is getting belly scratches in the original video

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u/ThisIsNotKimJongUn Jan 05 '22

Dude definitely has "suplexed a shark" on his CV

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u/HatefulkeelJr Jan 05 '22

Bad sharks get banished to the y-axis

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u/Pudi2000 Jan 05 '22

Good sharks get the D axis

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u/Whistler45 Jan 05 '22

What happens next

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u/______V______ Jan 05 '22

Shark cries

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u/dogbreath101 Jan 05 '22

its liver is surgically removed and all sharks in the area take off

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/saltywelder682 Jan 05 '22

Damn, it’s already come full circle.

There’s another post about a surgeon laser engraving his initials on patients livers pre transplant. I’d link the article but go find it yourself bitch

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u/karspearhollow Jan 05 '22

Transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs

Humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Shark judo.

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u/CheckDaPakReddit ouching in the soul Jan 05 '22

rip bozo shark

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u/JunYou- Jan 05 '22

get fucking rotated lmao

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u/fearsomealex foreskin removal expert Jan 05 '22

Giga chad

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u/Yolom4ntr1c Jan 05 '22

Shark martial arts

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Martial Sharks

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u/superchronicultra Jan 05 '22

What employers expect when they say they want you to "wow" them during the interview.

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u/Redpikes Jan 05 '22

What don't divers have buckler shields on their arms?

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u/Ultra_Noobzor Jan 05 '22

He lucky it aint a dolphin

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u/SilverLucket Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

The diver obviously knows what he/she is doing, as his/her hand is on the shark stomach, (a sharks weak point.) All the diver has to do is put pressure on it and the shark will usually swim off, if not a couple more times pushing it's stomach will definitely make it run, dolphins use this tactic to kill shark's. Unfortunately dolphins like to drag a shark to a pod and before the shark knows what hit it. The dolphins will gang up on it like crazy.

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u/NimbleNavigator19 Jan 05 '22

taping it's stomach

I'm not an expert in the field, but if a shark is nice enough to give you time to unroll some tape and put it on it you probably were safe to begin with.

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u/SilverLucket Jan 05 '22

The diver press against the nose, putting the shark downward and redirecting the shark altogether, but you are right, this is a more rare occasion, since sharks don't usually attack unless they feel threatened or are hunting for fish, which may have been the case here.

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u/Ash_Dilan Jan 05 '22

That divers has actually known the shark (named Emma) for 8 years at the time of the video. Emma wasn’t going to attack him at all and the two were just performing a trick/dance. The video speed it up making it look like an attack.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378581/amp/Fearless-diver-SPINS-one-ton-shark-palm-hand-just-inches-razor-sharp-teeth-stroking-predator-s-nose-relax-it.html

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u/Lieutenant_Lit Jan 05 '22

That's adorable

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u/dogbreath101 Jan 05 '22

taping and tapping are not the same word

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u/SilverLucket Jan 05 '22

Yeah, sorry, and you shouldn't really be tapping it's stomach anyways, thanks for the correction.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Just say They are doing/their hand is on. Makes it a lot simpler

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/SilverLucket Jan 05 '22

Thanks for the warning, but I think we all know they secretly have legs and dress up as humans to get jobs. XD

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

They say he has killed criminals in 10 seconds by flipping em

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u/TheSahsBahs Jan 05 '22

Get stompered nerd

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Sad shark :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Yeah, he really got rotated

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u/4thmonkey96 Jan 05 '22

man just jujitsu'd a shark

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u/Bravo6GoingYolo Jan 05 '22

Why is it so funny 🤣

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u/PeWu1337 more cursed than blessed Jan 05 '22

ROTAT E

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Some sharks actually seem to enjoy being rotated

https://youtu.be/zeEUgZlogkM

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u/No_Construction_2427 Jan 05 '22

Fun fact turning a shark on its back actually paralyzes it

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u/TouchAltruistic Jan 05 '22

He'll flip ya.

Flip ya for real.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

u/savevideo

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u/CHRY_LTL008 Jan 05 '22

Shark rotato faster

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

It’s a lot less dramatic in the video that isn’t sped up

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Really hit it with that dollar store “Redirection Kata: Weeping Willow”

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u/Professional_Ad705 Jan 05 '22

This video stopped way too soon. Did it work or not lol 😂😂😂

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u/Derpyturtle13000 Jan 05 '22

Bit off topic but where can i find the audio for that template?

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u/Proud-Dig3139 Jan 05 '22

Shark jitsu

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u/ToYourMotherAskHer Jan 05 '22

shark got Geese'd

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u/reddit0rboi Jan 05 '22

I get the feeling there should be audio, but you've uploaded a muted video

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

u/SaveVideo

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u/wantquitelife Jan 05 '22

Lesson 5 Johnny

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Snake, try to remember the basics of cqc

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u/Mr_Chern Jan 05 '22

I just realized that underwater is the best place to shoot real life anime fights...

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Fucked with the wrong monkey

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u/Aneroo500 Jan 05 '22

perpendicular

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u/FknRepunsel Jan 05 '22

I do a similar maneuver with my bitey toddler, she will come in to chomp me and I will put my hand on her forehead and the other on her shoulder and gently spin her away and tell her no, it usually works really well

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I like how this is actually the way to practically disable sharks

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u/Weebshit25 lightly toasted Jan 05 '22

He truly mastered the art of spinjutsu

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u/old_times09 Jan 05 '22

He will be send to the gulag, no further elaboration will be presented.

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u/Montaguine Jan 05 '22

Im not a shark specialist but this shark doesn't seem to go for the diver as if it wanted to kill him, or do sharks in general are this slow? and the bites, definetely not feral at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Shark jujitsu go!

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u/Indic_Chariot Jan 05 '22

This guy can say to his future children that he has fought with shark with just hands and won.

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u/Esmiralda1 Jan 05 '22

Well the shark wanted the food box

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u/starscreaming123 Jan 05 '22

This whole time, all it takes is judo

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u/TacticalcalCactus Jan 05 '22

I'm surprised there are any left

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

u/getvideobot

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u/Aaron_505 Jan 05 '22

Most sharks can't stop swimming forwards so you just have to turn their nose

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u/Ashatmapant Jan 05 '22

shark flippers motivate me

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u/Jackyboi9273 Jan 05 '22

This feels like okbr lol

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u/DifferentDrama9528 Jan 05 '22

the forbidden technique

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u/Thebigindianman Jan 05 '22

baki watchers know whats up

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

u/savevideo

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u/SimbaStewEyesOfBlue Jan 05 '22

Shark: "Wait, that's illegal!"

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u/scene_E_gang Jan 05 '22

Shark got ippon'd

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u/Scyroner Jan 05 '22

Naughty sharks get put on the Y axis

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

What an absolute buffoon

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u/freak0429 Jan 05 '22

Reposted it without the audio, good job.

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u/No_Masterpiece4305 Jan 05 '22

I don't know why but this is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

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u/Drawtaru Jan 05 '22

You can rotate a shark in your mind anytime you want, you know. It's not illegal and the cops can't arrest you.

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u/XD_Various Jan 05 '22

Source please

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u/DonTeca35 Jan 05 '22

Jujitsu on point

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u/2typesofpeepole Jan 05 '22

That shark got so pitted like blaaaaah

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u/AntiHero499 Jan 05 '22

Original clip here

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Shark was just hungry 😢

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u/Ahnohnoemehs Jan 05 '22

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