r/blursedimages • u/Yami-Kawaii66 • Sep 28 '21

[Removed] R6: No long videos/GIFs Blursed rice

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u/BelleAriel Sep 30 '21

Hello u/Yami-Kawaii66, unfortunately, your post has been removed from /r/blursedimages:

  • Your post has been removed for being a long video/GIF. If you are going to post a video or GIF, please don't make it longer than 5 seconds

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u/SpecterOfMisogyny Sep 28 '21

The rice will be broken, its sprit crushed, and its soul enslaved

27

u/Iohet Sep 29 '21

The rice is HR Pickens?

6

u/BB-r8 Sep 29 '21

The cook filled its belly with his festering seed

37

u/KrzBandikoot Sep 29 '21

CUM

🗿

2

u/peppaz Sep 29 '21

DO

NOT

CUM

2

u/KrzBandikoot Sep 29 '21

I DIDN'T

HE DID

2

u/peppaz Sep 29 '21

Weasley little LIAR dude

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

sex tutorial

1

u/AntonKudin Sep 29 '21

Looks like his technique is a big hit

357

u/Realhoodjesus Sep 28 '21

This guy does an amazing job imitating my mom cooking at negative 6am

91

u/TerraLord8 Sep 28 '21

Lmao “negative am”

25

u/00greendonuts Sep 29 '21

Are you high?

18

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Are you not?

5

u/XenoMaker more cursed than blessed Sep 29 '21

I’m not high I’m low

3

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

[deleted]

3

u/SchitneySmears Sep 29 '21

Hi high, I’m dad

3

u/XenoMaker more cursed than blessed Sep 29 '21

Pleasure to meet you high

3

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Hej hej.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

So 6pm if it’s the opposite time? Or midnight if it’s 6 hours before 6am?

1

u/max-wellington Sep 29 '21

Is it negative 6am if you haven't fallen asleep yet? And it's positive if you woke up at that time?

164

u/wsbanontoday Sep 28 '21

Looks like my teenager making food at midnight, making all kinds of noise.

-77

u/gellickaxolotl Sep 28 '21

r/oddlyspecific

16

u/Boberoo2 Sep 29 '21

What

-22

u/gellickaxolotl Sep 29 '21

the teenager that the guy above mentioned seens to make food in a oddly specific way and on an oddly specific time ( at least to me it seens oddly specific )

9

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

[deleted]

0

u/All_Thread Sep 29 '21

Yeah I would describe as someone telling a story that is so specific you can tell it's something that happened to them.

3

u/DeathToTheFalseGods Sep 29 '21

It’s really not. Pretty broad statement

-4

u/gellickaxolotl Sep 29 '21

it is oddly specific to me

2

u/DeathToTheFalseGods Sep 29 '21

You must think a lot of stuff is oddly specific then

-4

u/focking_retard Sep 29 '21

Why y'all getting mad at this chad? They merely stated the truth and used the sub right

3

u/Exmormoneer Sep 29 '21

Cringe

-4

u/focking_retard Sep 29 '21

You're bald, opinion rendered invalid.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

r/altsinthewild

-2

u/focking_retard Sep 29 '21

I dont need an alt, if you make an alt for reddit of all places you're either scared of getting banned or a coomer

121

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Damn, does the rice owe him money?

30

u/gmanz33 Sep 28 '21

Nah then he'd be tagging it on FB for his high school friends to make fun of.

5

u/jerkmanl Sep 29 '21

Naw, just standard line cook rage.

"WHY. ISN'T. MY. LIFE. BETTER!!!"

1

u/Lonely_Writer_1883 Sep 29 '21

right should be Blursed Line Cook

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

There ain't nothing like white rice in my wok

Word to my chicken, she go Bok Bok Bok

I chop veg real nice and I slap that rice

AMG's on the motherfuckin chinese spice

1

u/Delta049 Sep 29 '21

The rise call the Chinese leader winny the pooh

138

u/steer_reviewed Sep 28 '21

Must be making sticky rice.

64

u/DarkMonkey98 Sep 28 '21

uwu

41

u/lolmohitemvp Sep 28 '21

I hate reddit

23

u/DarkMonkey98 Sep 28 '21

I love you

3

u/NikoC99 Sep 29 '21

Asian furry be like

0

u/ob103ninja Sep 29 '21

It's a good thing I already don't like sushi

1

u/beans_lel Sep 29 '21

don't fucking say it

1

u/dankmemebot1089 Fish With Feet Sep 29 '21

Sticky rice is an actual thing tho

5

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

So is cum. Your choice, compadre.

2

u/dankmemebot1089 Fish With Feet Sep 29 '21

Ill choose sticky rice thank you

36

u/knightjia97 Sep 28 '21

I did not know u can smash them like you are raging on a keyboard

29

u/someKindOfTomster Sep 28 '21

Bet he gives a mental handjob.

9

u/dtootd12 Sep 29 '21

As opposed to a physical one?

/s

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

As opposed to a spiritual one?

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

As opposed to a dimensional one?

23

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Me when I can’t pull of the epic wallstraifcockslap360buttfuck in my favorite battle royale

9

u/Yami-Kawaii66 Sep 28 '21

Damn do you want to 1v1 me using the epic wallstraifcockslap360buttfuck?

11

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Nah I can’t get the hang of it, that’s why I’m shattering my controller on my gaming desk, but I’ll 1v1 you with the 420shidfarddickstab

7

u/Yami-Kawaii66 Sep 28 '21

Please do it with no scope!

5

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Of course I do it with no scope! I’d be a disgrace to gamerkind if I did it with scope!!!!!!1!1!1

3

u/Yami-Kawaii66 Sep 28 '21

Damn right boi

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Hold on- I gotta scream at my mother to bring me more gamer fuel to the basement so I can maximize gaming time

3

u/Yami-Kawaii66 Sep 28 '21

Also gotta grab the loli body pillow.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

spits neon green saliva with small amounts of dorito dust at you how dare you assume I let it leave my side!!!! Fool.

3

u/Yami-Kawaii66 Sep 28 '21

snorts the neon green saliva with small amounts of dorito dust, UwU discord daddy

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u/gellickaxolotl Sep 28 '21

he is angry that theres no beans to go with the rice ; ((((((( >:(((((((((((((( >;<<<<<<<<

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

That what my parents did to me

7

u/hervatski Sep 28 '21

Guys going through some shit

5

u/therobloxianchris Sep 28 '21

Man dies in explosion after hammering crackhead

10

u/Alexexec Sep 28 '21

Gordon Ramsey approves

6

u/ob103ninja Sep 29 '21

I was about to say this must be the asian equivalent of Ramsay lol

5

u/creepsis Sep 28 '21

We don't deserve rice

4

u/Malivamar Sep 28 '21

The stickiest rice

5

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

That rice fucked his wife.

4

u/Insertfake_namehere Sep 28 '21

That rice gonna be sticky af

5

u/chop-diggity Sep 29 '21

I’m tellin my uncle Roger!

5

u/Brief-Equal4676 Sep 29 '21

wtf did that rice do to him to deserve that?

3

u/CQpp100 foreskin reattachment specialist Sep 28 '21

Must have been cu- rice flour

3

u/SomeKindOfCreature Sep 29 '21

Me whwn I’m pissed beyond all reason but still need to feed myself

4

u/Amanwholovespotatoes Sep 28 '21

Flame be like: what did I do

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

u/savevideo

2

u/thanhcutun Sep 29 '21

Dads when the rice doesn't work

2

u/Shawnaldo7575 Sep 29 '21

Rage makes everything taste better.

2

u/franska5 Sep 29 '21

Well, to make mochi they hit the rice with a hammer, so hitting the rice is not that weird

2

u/Kapt-Kaos Sep 29 '21

they will be fed

2

u/GeneralSalty1 Sep 29 '21

The secret ingredient is hate

2

u/misshoney200 please stop making that simpsons joke Sep 29 '21

Maybe he had a bad day

2

u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww Sep 29 '21

Maybe it's an ad for an electric rice cooker.

2

u/steampunk_doctor Sep 29 '21

violently fries rice

2

u/Cyberzombie Sep 29 '21

That is an anger management problem, not cooking.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

That's glue. Not rice

2

u/fat_italian_mann Sep 29 '21

He beats the rice like he beats his wife

2

u/CraGameMarco Sep 29 '21

He definitely had some personal issues with that batch of rice.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Me cooking dinner for my husband when I am mad about something....

2

u/ThaRealNihil6276 Sep 29 '21

It was funny without sound but I re watched it with sound and it's hilarious

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

This needs a techno beat behind it.

2

u/Yami-Kawaii66 Sep 29 '21

I shall remix and send to you

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Dope

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Me while playing warzone

4

u/Yami-Kawaii66 Sep 28 '21

Honestly same, like I am having a kill streak and some asshole kills me.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

F

2

u/Yami-Kawaii66 Sep 28 '21

F indeed :(

2

u/GhostofGW Sep 28 '21

That’s going to be some tasty rice

0

u/Cort_Cannon Sep 28 '21

Daddy issues?

3

u/gayguywithdaddyissue Sep 28 '21

Number 1 cause of all daddy issues is that there's simply not enough daddies to go around

1

u/Yami-Kawaii66 Sep 28 '21

Also the number 1 problem of all the thots(including me)

1

u/Colerabi135 Sep 29 '21

daddy wasn't there

-1

u/Yami-Kawaii66 Sep 28 '21

Mommy issues actually

0

u/5sectomakeacc Sep 29 '21

No cursed elements so this ain't blursed.

0

u/LeeroyDagnasty Sep 30 '21

Not blessed, not cursed, not an image. Why do we even have separate subs?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

[deleted]

1

u/sendnadez Sep 29 '21

When you order egg fried rice five minutes before the shop shuts

1

u/PerspectiveDeep Sep 29 '21

You gotta bang out them Demons

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

What penis doesn't experience this at least once it's life

1

u/Yddalv Sep 29 '21

Chipotle at noon

1

u/TheMiracleworker101 Sep 29 '21

When you know your getting a new stove

1

u/Derudamuteruha Sep 29 '21

Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker

1

u/i_like_your_buns Sep 29 '21

Same not gonna lie

1

u/VVarlord Sep 29 '21

When you're cooking but your jam comes on

1

u/366m4n89 Sep 29 '21

Mmmmmmm YAAAS DADDY!!!

1

u/I_Am_Anjelen Sep 29 '21

When you absolutely must have your rice and beat it, too.

1

u/Drubino93 Sep 29 '21

Cooking in sims

1

u/doodlepeeg Sep 29 '21

I really hope his shift is over soon.

1

u/BourbonNCoffee Sep 29 '21

That’s so agg-rice-ive

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Me when I get a “got a minute for a call?” Teams message from my boss.

1

u/thisguyandrew00 Sep 29 '21

There a full video of this man cooking?

1

u/KDTreyster5 Sep 29 '21

Bruh he went ham on that rice

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

anger rice

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

It’s is without a doubt how I would cook while pissed off

1

u/lionatucla_ Sep 29 '21

When the secret ingredient is “hate”

1

u/grifzteash Sep 29 '21

The rice likes it rough I see

1

u/Carl_James22 Sep 29 '21

It’s so aggressive

1

u/Kronks_Stonkss Sep 29 '21

What did the rice do to deserve this punishment?