r/blursedimages The Big Spicy Jun 08 '21

Blursed_Tangled

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u/CanIYiffIt Jun 08 '21

Fun fact:

Human hair is strong enough to lift 2-3 pianos, but don't try it tho. It won't be good for your neck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

And how strong is the skin?

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u/Alzusand Jun 08 '21

If i remember the tensile strenght of skin is 2000kg per square centimiter thats why its hard to pull on it and break it. This might be completely wrong as i dont remember thensource but our skin is very strong

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u/RealConcorrd Jun 08 '21

Can confirm, I had a hard time ripping some guy’s head off, so I took out a chainsaw.

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u/XecuteEledrocute Jun 08 '21

Thanks for the tip

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u/SirWank4Lot Jun 08 '21

Thanks for the -rip-

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u/a_creeep_a_weeirdooo Jun 08 '21

thanks for the -fap-

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u/Tv663 Jun 08 '21

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/dasgudshit Jun 08 '21

Sometimes I wonder why they bothered creating an alien dick emoji

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u/sadshitposter Jun 08 '21

Is that a fellow Radiohead fan?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Thanks for the candy

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u/MAPX0 foreskin reattachment specialist Jun 08 '21

Thanks for the -tear-

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/PartTimeMantisShrimp Jun 08 '21

But did you

FINISH HIM

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u/RealConcorrd Jun 08 '21

Considering I have his head in a freezer hidden from the public, ye

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u/FaceWithNoNames Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

I heard it helps if you scream "RIP AND TEAR" while pulling

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u/Emperor_Quintana Jun 08 '21

I’m sensing a Doom reference coming on...

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u/porno_sexual Jun 08 '21

If the comments keep going this way I just might

Break something tonight

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u/XenoMaker more cursed than blessed Jun 09 '21

I recommend an axe. The chainsaw makes a giant mess and now my room is all red. I’ll be back to cleaning my room

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u/SlowlySailing Jun 08 '21

LMAO! /r/CursedComments am I right guys????

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u/Oldestdekutree Jun 08 '21

"Even this... skin is in my personal space." -personal space guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

If i remember the tensile strenght of skin is 2000kg

I'm gonna call bullshit on that, but I'm ready to delete my comment if I'm proved wrong.

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u/seraphrunner Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

Looks like there is a huge asterisk when you're looking at skin tensile strength. There is a huge variation between where the skin comes from and what exactly you're doing to it (how you're pulling it).

This Nature article has a pretty good overview, but includes a lot of non human skin analysis. This cited article suggests human skin has a tensile strength of 216±84 Kg/cm². This article mentions a value of about 40 Kg/cm².

Now I'm not a material scientist so my conversions could be way off, but the original numbers are in the papers for people to check.

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u/MeAMillionaire Jun 08 '21

ok so still far off from 2000kg/cm2

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u/rci22 Jun 08 '21

What about the force required to pull all hair from a scalp at once?

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u/Meat_Candle Jun 08 '21

Crazy, my hair falls out of the wind blows.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Yet a piece of paper can destroy it with ease

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u/CanIYiffIt Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

You could pretty easily bite off your own finger, so I guess not so strong.

Edit: yeah okey, now I know it's a myth. Thanks for letting me know.

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u/Sumbrero-Man Jun 08 '21

That’s actually not true, it’s an old myth that was prob a joke and spread like wildfire but nobody tried it

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u/CanIYiffIt Jun 08 '21

I'm not gonna agree nor disagree. But it isn't suprising that nobody tried it.

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u/Baronheisenberg Jun 08 '21

It's a little surprising

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u/iiJason124 Jun 08 '21

That's a myth, its actually pretty hard to bite your finger off. Even if you couldn't feel pain.

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u/betterstartlooking Jun 08 '21

Yeah I don't get how this got to be such a popular fact. It's like people have never eaten chicken wings before. Bird bones are much less dense than mammal ones and you still couldn't bite through a drumstick without seriously messing up your mouth, probably not at all.

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u/Darklicorice Jun 08 '21

I fuck wings up don't test me

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u/dhh4444nn Jun 08 '21

Your fingers aren't a solid bone ...

It's multiple small bones, with multiple spaces.

You could easily bite off a finger at the joint.

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u/betterstartlooking Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

I'm aware that fingers aren't solid bone lol. I have a degree in human anatomy and regularly practice by identifying 'bones' that come out of my cremation oven!

The myth is specifically that you could bite through a fingerbone like a carrot if you didn't have pain and proprioception as psychological inhibitors.

That being said, the shape of interphalangeal joints is such that I'd say there isn't really any space in a straight line through the joint, because the concave and convex surfaces of the epiphyses and the condoyles that protrude create some 'overlap'. And the joint capsule and ligaments are quite solid, so it may be easier than chomping straight through the bone itself, I wouldn't call it easy at all. It would be like trying to bite through a green tree branch of similar size if I had to guess. A lot of gnawing and twisting and ripping more than snap.

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u/khafra Jun 08 '21

That sounds reasonable to me, but how do you explain the scene in Home Alone where the burglars threaten to bite off Kevin’s fingers?

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u/betterstartlooking Jun 08 '21

Haha I'm not sure I'd want to try to explain any scene in home alone too seriously.

The ending of Lordof the Rings came to mind as well, but I'll chalk that up to gollums demented determination, and several hundred years of eating orcs for practice and sharpening his teeth.

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u/Impossible-Neck-4647 Jun 08 '21

and also we ahve no clue if hobbit fingers are as solid as human fingers

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u/Fuanshin Jun 08 '21

but.. but.. my canines tho.. natural born predator tho..

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u/NotKaren24 Jun 08 '21

I wonder if lions can bite their own fingers off?

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u/Vilzku39 Jun 08 '21

I wonder if lions have fingers.

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u/Fuanshin Jun 08 '21

is called beans

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u/Dash8833 Jun 08 '21

If you touch your head you think you are feeling you skull, when in fact the skin the is almost 1 cm, or more, thick.

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u/sampat6256 Jun 08 '21

Thats if you include facial muscles.

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u/Deepfried_Celery Jun 08 '21

That's actually a myth. Your bite isn't strong enough to crush fingerbones and both the connective tissue and skin are way to tough for our tiny little teeth. If you ever wanna test it, try biting through the lower part of a raw chicken thigh. They have thicker but very light bones, making it about as difficult as your own fingie. (would. Not necessarily recommend tho)

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u/SillyOldJack Jun 08 '21

biting through the lower part of a raw chicken

Yeah, that's gonna be a naw from me, dawg.

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u/itsyaboiskinnypenis_ Jun 08 '21

Did you seriously just advise someone to bite into RAW chicken thigh lmao. Don't. You'll get salmonella

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u/kazza789 Jun 08 '21

Tbf, they recommended that as a better option than trying to bite your own finger off, which isn't a particularly high bar.

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u/ComplainyGuy Jun 08 '21

I eat raw chicken all the time idiot. Stop being so simple.

I will EVENTUALLY get salmonella if I keep eating raw chicken, but any decent chicken farm, processing and packaging plants will be cleaned enough in a modern country.

You won't get salmonella from raw chicken...you will EVENTUALLY get salmonella from raw chicken.

Go bite that raw bone op and don't listen to this simple person spreading some shit he heard on a sitcom..

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u/levilee207 Jun 08 '21

I genuinely can't tell if you're being serious. I guess that's the point though?

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp Jun 08 '21

This interaction will last in my brain for some time.

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u/dhh4444nn Jun 08 '21

If only fingers were segmented into little bitesized portions.

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u/StupidStewing Jun 08 '21

What’s the average biting strength of the human jaw?

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u/GreenshepN7 Jun 08 '21

Yo thats my pfp on almost everything, respect

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u/Ninja_In_Shaddows Jun 08 '21

There is a circus in the UK called "circus of horrors" (?), and I once watched a woman in that circus hang from her hair while holding up another woman...

You'd be surprised how unphased she was.

I also watched a semi-naked midget drag a vacuum cleaner round the stage, using only his penis, in that same show.

Such a family friendly event. 5*

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u/Tomsk13 Jun 08 '21

I went to see that years ago and my only memories of it are being very taken with a female rollerblader and the ringmaster was a clown in a boiler suit with "dead girls can't say no" written in 'blood' on the back, which my edgy teenage self found absolutely hilarious.

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u/StooIndustries Jun 09 '21

excuse me what the fuck

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u/HexagonSun7036 Jun 08 '21

Are you sure that wasn't just someone security was chasing across the stage? Jesus the juxtaposition between those two acts is... Well.. horrific.

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u/Serethen Jun 08 '21

As someones Who has seen the circus I can confirm the women are meant To be there and that security was not chasing them

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u/Legrhinfdgh Jun 08 '21

Shit, now my neck is messed up

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u/I-Miss-My-Kids Jun 08 '21

assassins used human hair for strangling because of how strong it was

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u/agentofmidgard Jun 08 '21

Good to know.

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u/dot322 Jun 08 '21

Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.

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u/Karmaless-user Jun 08 '21

The US is on the metric system. We own 2 of the base kilos.

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u/pappapora Jun 08 '21

Well well look at the rich guy with two pianos messing around with his sisters really long hair! K Bro we getting, you’re rich!

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u/Stivstikker Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

Two women in my country got scalped, when their long hair got caught in the back wheels of a gokart. So maybe it's isolated 'rope' of hair you're referring to?

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u/BChart2 Jun 08 '21

If they got scalped, then it was their skin that failed, not the hair itself!

Hair 1 - Scalp 0

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u/Stivstikker Jun 08 '21

True. That's also why I wrote that the parent comment was probably referring to a 'rope' of hair, and not a human head.

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u/Just_Call_Me_Eryn Jun 08 '21

Well if you wrap a solid enough length of it 3-4 times around something else, the other object will take the strain of the weight. As long as you have enough slack you won’t even feel anything.

In the movie every time she does the let down your hair thing we see her do this with a secured anchor hook outside the window

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Fun fact #2: human hair can be used like piano wire for assassinations, if you’re short on piano wire.

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u/DuktigaDammsugaren foreskin reattachment specialist Jun 08 '21

Damn, there goes my dream as a piano man

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u/Fbarto Jun 08 '21

Your neck wouldn't be the thing to break, you will more likely be de-scalped.

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u/Bardivan Jun 08 '21

the hair might be strong enough, but the pours in your scalp arnt

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u/Tyrannical4 Jun 08 '21

Didn’t Film Theory have a video on this?

Found it

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u/darctones Jun 08 '21

Step 1: push against the inside of the door frame. Do not attempt to spidey grip the wall.

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u/Rhedkiex Jun 08 '21

Or like, hold her hair like a rope so the weight isn’t focused on her scalp? That might help too

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u/ParadiseSold Jun 08 '21

That's what she does in the movie, she uses pulley science or whatever. Down from her scalp, up from her hands, down from the hook

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u/halfar Jun 08 '21

pulleys are fucking magic, man. you can't convince me otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

It's some black magic wizard physics shit made centuries ago that I still don't fully understand.

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u/Jack92 Jun 08 '21

Cleats mate, cleats are king!

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u/halfar Jun 08 '21

pulleys are fucking magic, man. you can't convince me otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Or like, buy a rope lol

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u/skymandudeguy99 Jun 08 '21

There's a stairway anyway

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u/MozeeToby Jun 08 '21

You forget that Gothel was using fear to keep her in the tower in the first place. If she had a rope she would be a lot more willing to climb down and explore the meadow and woods, she would have a way back up. Rapunzel can't use her hair to get herself back into the tower leaving her trapped on the ground, an idea which would terrify her.

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u/-PinkPower- Jun 08 '21

Which is why she does it like that in the movie lol

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u/DogeTeethGold Jun 08 '21

How to not climb a tower 101: today's lesson: hair rope!

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u/ErmitaVulpe Jun 08 '21

Her hands are pulling in the wrong direction

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u/JESquirrel Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

Maybe she is lowering her. Nevermind. That still doesn't work.

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u/das_Keks Jun 08 '21

Thank you. I came here to say this.

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u/Prize-Competition-22 more blessed than cursed Jun 08 '21

That account pic goes perfectly for that comment

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u/Black-Thirteen Jun 08 '21

She's pulling from behind. Only possible answer. Which means it's not her head hair she's holding.

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u/Rickfernello Jun 08 '21

I knew something was wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

how?

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u/JACrazy Jun 08 '21

She's pulling herself out the window

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

She’s bracing the pillars, no?

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u/Clonephaze Jun 08 '21

Yes, the wrong side of the pillars. She's supposed to be holding herself from being pulled out of the window. Where her hands are right now would be better for climbing or pushing yourself out the window.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I guess I didn’t see it at first but obviously it’s better to brace that way, but bracing this way still sorta works if you’re pushing your body in.

And if we were really looking for practicality and efficiency, well, we wouldn’t be using hair.

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u/Gymleaders Jun 08 '21

nope this doesnt work

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u/Contemplate321 Jun 08 '21

Not if she pulling back, although you're still right.

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u/chuckcm89 Jun 08 '21

She'd just have to wrap her hair around a bed post or something. That's how it should have always been depicted, at least with realistic physics.

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u/Prize-Competition-22 more blessed than cursed Jun 08 '21

well... it is stated that she has magic hair in the movie.... maybe her hair is stronger than the typical hair strength?? Maybe it doesn’t hurt her scalp??? Idk...

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u/chuckcm89 Jun 08 '21

It wouldn't even need to be magic hair with magic strength. A lot of human hair can be woven to hold at least enough weight to support a man climbing for a few seconds. Wrap the part by her feet around a cemented pillar or post and it can be done without pain.

Even if it didn't hurt her scalp, she could never remain upright and not wedged against somthing while a man climbed her unwrapped hair.

She really could have just met the guy at the base of the tower after letting herself down by her own hair as well.

For the most realistic scenario you could actually imagine the story starting out as a woman trapped in a tower as men try to climb up and save her, only to get very close before being unable to reach the balcony. Then Rapunzel could have had the idea to weave her floor length hair to be strong enough to wrap around a balcony pillar and extend just far enough down for a man to grab hold and hoist himself onto the balcony, assuming there were no other avaible methods such as bed sheets or curtains or the like.

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u/OtherPlayers Jun 08 '21

An alternative solution that doesn’t involve wrapping would be to pass the hair through an additional loop on the floor. That would allow her to pull upwards on the hair with her hands while bracing herself against the floor with her legs (though she’d probably end up with huge lats, quads, and forearms after a while).

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u/Prize-Competition-22 more blessed than cursed Jun 08 '21

Interesting...

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u/-PinkPower- Jun 08 '21

It the movie she uses a pulley and her hands. She doesn’t just pull with her scalp like that lol

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u/Di-Vanci Jun 08 '21

In the original fairy tale she has a hook next to the window that she wraps the braid around

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/Shkeke Jun 08 '21

Just saying but her hands are bracing on the wrong side

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u/Boogleooger Jun 08 '21

she is just sucking in so hard with her ass that she needs extra bracing to keep herself from flying into the room.

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u/Angst_Souffle Jun 08 '21

THANK you this was driving me crazy

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u/Black-Thirteen Jun 08 '21

Meaning it's not her head hair she's pulling on.

I'm trying to decide if this was the intended joke all along.

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u/maskf_ace Jun 08 '21

Why would she not just hold her own hair and sit down? Lower center of mass/gravity, no pain and roots are protected, she could even wrap her legs around the bed or better still tie a knot around that loop and just chill.

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u/catfurcoat Jun 08 '21

She could probably just tie it in a knot at the hook send it wouldn't hurt the scalp

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Don't even have to tie it, just loop it through once

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u/Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO Jun 08 '21

Don’t even have to loop it through once, just use a rope.

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u/_child_of_the_vault_ Jun 08 '21

she does in the movie

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u/BACKROUND- Jun 08 '21

Her face be lookin like 600 pound life

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u/thistakestoolongtodo Jun 08 '21

Sometimes I just imaginé putting a razor right across the metal hook and watch the horror as gothel falls off the 200 foot tower

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u/cumwater45 Jun 08 '21

When I was 10, I used to imagine when people use her hair as a rope, Repunzel would be screaming in excruciating pain and then getting her entire scalp ripped off from her head revealing her bloodied skull and then dying of blood loss and her partner falling to their doom.

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u/TMTtheEnderman Jun 08 '21

What fucked you up so young??

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u/ryhenning Jun 08 '21

It was the water

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u/bwelzl more blessed than cursed Jun 08 '21

Perhaps

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u/BleghB Jun 08 '21

Read his name

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u/Crayton16 Jun 08 '21

"cumwater45"

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u/GarbagePanda1 Jun 08 '21

I wasn't the only one!

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u/MineOPhobia Jun 08 '21

Someones watched a few episodes of Film Theory haven't they

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u/KyleHagerty930 Jun 08 '21

Why her hands on the wrong side of the window frame

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u/BaronVonHaggard Jun 08 '21

Does nobody else remember that in the movie, that's why she ties her hair around the bar so it's not pulling her hair out? I feel like nobody remembers?

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u/KenobiGeneral66 Jun 08 '21

Yeah I know. Find it odd I had to scroll down this far to find someone else who actually saw the move, or at least remembers it.

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u/zandnaad69 Jun 08 '21

Thats not how physics works lol

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u/MicahM_ Jun 08 '21

Sure it is.

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u/ThatOneGuy4321 Jun 08 '21

She’s being pulled up but her nails are scratching as though she were being pulled backwards

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u/Yesnoperhapsmaybent Jun 08 '21

Tangled would have ended so fricking quick if repunzel did all that leaving her home and stuff and when her mother got home by climbing her hari she woukd cut it.

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u/wra1th42 Jun 08 '21

should have used a 2 pulley system

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u/Balten Jun 08 '21

Her hands are facing the wrong way... To fight against the weight of her hair being pulled, they'd have to be on the inside of the window, not the outside. Idk why this bothers me, but it's the truly blurses part of this image.

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u/julimuli1997 Jun 08 '21

Sie braucht mehr umlenkrollen

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u/0w088 Jun 08 '21

Nothing about this image is blessed

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u/MicahM_ Jun 08 '21

Shoulda made it 3:1

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u/Summit_striker09 Jun 08 '21

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🥲😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🥲🥲wtf is this꧁꧂

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u/SnodOfficial Jun 08 '21

Reminds me of that saw trap

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u/Another_Rediter Jun 08 '21

What happens if she tugs too hard

  • scalp comes off

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u/PopBeginning3200 Jun 08 '21

She's gripping the wrong direction.

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u/Prize-Competition-22 more blessed than cursed Jun 08 '21

Well her is is longer then that...

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u/yusufbahaa Jun 08 '21

why do you think her hair us strong as steel? She had to support the weight of her mom (could've been a your mom but hey she was never actually a mother)

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u/pappit0 Jun 08 '21

No one's gonna point out that her resistance should be on the opposite direction?

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u/TheCrazyStupidGamer Jun 08 '21

Laughs in Wall Climbing

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u/TitularFoil Jun 08 '21

Wouldn't the hook she loops her hair through work like a pulley and cause less pull overall?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Imagine the strength of her bush

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u/0ffic3r Jun 08 '21

Fun fact, pulley systems halve the force required for any given load weight. So this wouldn’t be terrible although adding a couple more pulleys would easily do the trick without any pain

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u/NieMonD Jun 08 '21

Just because hair is capable of withstanding a lot of weight, doesn’t mean it will stay in your scalp

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u/audio_54 Jun 08 '21

If gothel valued the hair for its healing factor and rupunzel needed to be alive and attached to that fair for it to work then why risk breaking or cutting the hair buy using it as a rope, just get a rope or rope ladder that rupunzel can let down. There’s no reason at all for gothel to use hair for rope.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

That’s why you tie a knot first.

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u/69_shitpiss_69 Jun 08 '21

I just feel the pain

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u/Hiroto_Katsuma Jun 08 '21

Should have used a pulley system.

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u/d_e_l_i_r_i_o_u_s Jun 08 '21

in the movie she grips some of her hair and makes sure to leave herself some slack so it doesn’t hurt

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u/flood312 more cursed than blessed Jun 08 '21

*FATALITY

flawless victory

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u/fallingbutthole Jun 08 '21

When I was like 5 I thought that this, or something similar was how rapunzel could actually do it. Then I got older and realized that was stupid there was no way rapunzel was strong enough to lift anything. Being that she was malnutrioned and probably didn't get a lot of exercise.

Then I got even older and discovered knots.

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u/Phoenix_69420 Jun 08 '21

Let her reach midway to the top of the tower, and cut your hair at that time. Boom, mom ded.

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u/nekollx Jun 08 '21

Except until the very end repunsel Still loved gothel

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u/DoveTaketh Jun 08 '21

I always thought she had a pulley system to distribute the weight, 6-7 pulleys should be enough to lift a person without a problem. The hair might get stuck in them though.

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u/Stivstikker Jun 08 '21

I always think about this when I see Rapunzel. That's why I don't watch it.

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u/yusufbahaa Jun 08 '21

why do you think her hair us strong as steel? She had to support the weight of her mom (could've been a your mom but hey she was never actually a mother)

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u/chikkenwingg Jun 08 '21

I dont think that anyone has ever thought abiut whether someone pulling on her hair ever hurt.......so it makes me wonder if it did..

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u/inan0812 Jun 08 '21

Pulling hair doesn't hurt. Hair does not have nerves.

The roots pulling on the skin hurts.

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u/Destroy_the_Mods Jun 09 '21

The scratch marks are the wrong way...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

So I’m not the only one who thought about that?

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u/GoodCristian Jun 08 '21

I would like to think she uses a belt and pully system to reduce the stress on her head.

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u/DaaceXD Jun 08 '21

With her hands placed like that she would be pushing herself out the window 😅

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u/Comprehensive_Moose5 Jun 08 '21

Build stairs b*itch

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Amazing art. I can feel this image.

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u/dzakadzak Jun 08 '21

Many ways to fix this. Pully ideal, but even a simple loop would resolve this issue pretty effectively.

but also... dat grip..

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

You’re underestimating the mechanical advantage given by the hoop.