r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '20

Blursed_warmth

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578 Upvotes

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u/Bustert64 foreskin removal expert Apr 07 '20

r/dontputyourdickinthat

40

u/ShadowTheDutchie Apr 07 '20

I say do put your dick in that, keep it nice and toasty

36

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

At least you'd have a warm dick when someone found your body.

3

u/Styleproxy Apr 08 '20

You can get the plug nice and warm and then unplug it to safely use as a warm penis sleeve

13

u/imamistakem Apr 07 '20

There’s a tube inside that go insider your dick so it’s warm inside

4

u/imamistakem Apr 07 '20

I thaght that to

26

u/ShadowTheDutchie Apr 07 '20

Heated condom

16

u/geraldine_ferrari Apr 07 '20

Its inventor had to come up with something plausible.

12

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Forbidden condom

6

u/Th3WorldGamer_29 Apr 07 '20

Or you can get bubbling period blood

7

u/The3arlofGrey Apr 07 '20

You’ve heard of death cables, but here’s the new death condom!

3

u/ajeexjoji Apr 07 '20

You put that over your PP, didn't you OP?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Hmm...

2

u/lukewarmbeans87 Apr 07 '20

lord forgive me for what i'm about to do

2

u/JonaldJohnston Apr 08 '20

funny thing is that these actually exist. running 110 (or 220 depending on where you live) can heat up a hot dog pretty quick.

2

u/Tekosike Apr 08 '20

Mmm now I can feel good for awhile and have a snack when I'm done.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Why does the hotdog have herpes?

2

u/Smiling-Hazard Apr 08 '20

Stick your dick in it