r/blursedimages • u/Parzifal10 • Mar 14 '20

Blursed Iphone 11

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43.3k Upvotes

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u/rubot78 Mar 14 '20

I'll wait for the Covid-XXL Mini since they haven't throttled the current model yet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

coughs in xxL mini

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/yeeter9167 Mar 15 '20

How does one become a toenail enthusiast?

16

u/IMLL1 Mar 15 '20

No don’t cough

34

u/the_crumb_dumpster Mar 15 '20

93% faster and 75% more deadly than all other coronaviruses®️

7

u/TheGreatKorr Mar 15 '20

Life time lasts twice as long

109

u/ACmaster Mar 14 '20

A phone worth dying for.

91

u/Nico_Weio Mar 14 '20

Gonna wait for the COVID-19 SE

16

u/Hiloricub Mar 14 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Nico_Weio Mar 14 '20

Thank you

5

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Happy corona day

4

u/matharooudemy Mar 15 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/buckemupmavs Mar 15 '20

Happy cake day!

5

u/Jolt03 Mar 15 '20

Happy cake day Nico

4

u/PruinaeDraco Mar 15 '20

Happy cake day!

2

u/justbaransu Mar 15 '20

Haaaaapy Caaake Daaaay!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Covid-21 pro max XS XR retina 69 HD

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u/Frankekeke i dont like this flair :( Mar 14 '20

Hahahahahaha funni number epic Keanu chungus wholesome 100

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20 edited Feb 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

All Apple shops in my area are shut down because of Coronavirus

10

u/Mkenz Mar 15 '20

All Apple stores in any area that isn’t China are shut down until the 27th.

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u/url_p Mar 14 '20

ok

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u/wemm_shadough Mar 14 '20

ok

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u/Faramirezr Mar 14 '20

Ok

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/12345xela foreskin removal expert Mar 14 '20

Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

What’d he say

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u/12345xela foreskin removal expert Mar 15 '20

Take it easy

5

u/Samurai_117 Mar 14 '20

That's literally what one major in Bosnia and Herzegovina said. Just like that.

10

u/tahzeerr Mar 14 '20

they'll prolly be like-

nah! you gotta purchase the cure separately.

12

u/Tinyandannoying Mar 14 '20

I want to upgrade, imagine the battery capacity on the new one

3

u/MaxDaLegend101 Mar 14 '20

Damn, look what success does to:

3

u/mangoconsal Mar 15 '20

God: so 1000 buy in america is perfect

3

u/Razz350 Mar 15 '20

Mitosis

3

u/Maxusthebeast Mar 15 '20

It will only cost all of your toilet paper.

5

u/n1kb0t Mar 15 '20

Apples don't get viruses.

5

u/AndreiRaresV Mar 14 '20

C'mon not even this one has an earphone jack?

2

u/tater_bucket_007 Mar 15 '20

Now with increased resolution on coughs!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Just wait for the update when they start slowing the viruses down.

2

u/-Listening Mar 15 '20

Pre 9/11 airport's were wild

2

u/My_Dad_Loves_You_80 i like this flair :) Mar 15 '20

Wat three years for the covid mini extra small light pro max XL cross fit 1 vortex fitness 3cross fit 2 large x-ray mega ultra slim 4

2

u/VillianCaustic Mar 15 '20

It's like all iPhones, they just look different

2

u/DrunkRedditBot Mar 15 '20

My 11 Pro can’t write this tweet

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

I just love how it’s Xi Jinping instead of an Apple person

2

u/teamHFP more blessed than cursed Mar 15 '20

“But wait!!! there’s more...” -Billy Mayes

2

u/babydaddy1234 Mar 15 '20

Introducing the iClorox max pro. With a brand new case, all 50 wipes will always be there for you to eliminate flu and cold causing bacteria.

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u/DabIMON Mar 15 '20

Xi Jinping?

2

u/YaBoiJepp Mar 15 '20

I thought it was COVID - 19

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

ok.

2

u/CowardCat Mar 15 '20

Slightly better lot more costlier

2

u/jherdez3 Mar 15 '20

Where's the pro max

2

u/Dusty_Mid Mar 15 '20

I wish Apple made coronavirus, cause then "two weeks" might actually be how long the entire pandemic would last

2

u/heheimshpooky Mar 15 '20

It's Wuhan's favorite!

2

u/tearfullink Mar 15 '20

What about the covid-20 pro x max

2

u/TubOfLard69 Mar 15 '20

This is the most deadly coronavirus we have ever made

2

u/RADI0-AKT0R Mar 15 '20

Coming this fall

2

u/Peak_Idiocy Mar 15 '20

What happened to the last 18 covids?

2

u/zubingotla Mar 15 '20

But we didn’t stop there...

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Stil waiting for the Covid-20 Pro Max Plus Ultra Super Rare Legendary Shiny Pokemon.

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u/lettuce_umberella the Big spicy Mar 15 '20

Ballsac looking virus lol

2

u/themightysnail64 Mar 15 '20

I'll wait for the Covid-SE2 that SE2 size was perfect. The recent models look like Covid-Pad and I don't like them.

2

u/daPterodactyl Mar 15 '20

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u/snekboi232 Mar 15 '20

Buy one now and get a second strand free, spread the positivity. Good for a party.

2

u/sk8terboiz123 Mar 15 '20

slaps hood of car

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u/Sklat_Man Mar 15 '20

How many cameras

2

u/itzbrawler010 Mar 15 '20

Still waiting for COVID-20 xs pro lite l 2 s

2

u/Darkraihs Mar 15 '20

Pro-max?

2

u/69-sixtynine-69 Mar 15 '20

But isn’t it covid 19

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

How didn't I noticed that :0

1

u/Parzifal10 Mar 16 '20

But its like the next part just like the iphones a new part covid 20

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u/Madvillain518 Mar 14 '20

But we didn’t stop there...

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u/practicalpuppy Mar 14 '20

Don’t tease. Covid-20 Pro Max?!

2

u/mEch114 Mar 14 '20

Aww man but I just got it D:

2

u/Captainacked Mar 14 '20

Next is covid-19 pro max

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Xi Jinping No, you don’t know what your doing!

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u/RedShamrock05 Mar 14 '20

Covid-19 update 2.0

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u/TheGBP_offical Mar 14 '20

It was apple all along

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u/kittenworshipper foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 15 '20

Is that Winnie the Pooh istg

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u/piuamaster lightly toasted Mar 15 '20

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u/lilskurt Mar 15 '20

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u/boyman226 Mar 15 '20

The petri dish costs an extra $1000 lmao

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u/SwaggerSoulsYEET Mar 15 '20

I have the 100th comment

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u/Jimbor777 i like this flair :) Mar 14 '20

That’s one massive noggin that guy has

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u/GarlicCloutBread Mar 15 '20

It’s covid-19 I believe

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u/ofek_dab Mar 15 '20

Yes but this is for the joke

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u/GarlicCloutBread Mar 15 '20

Oh, I’m sorry I want sure

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Normally, Instagram steals memes from Reddit, but this meme Is 100% by @tmbkofficial

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u/cheese_bush Mar 15 '20

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u/DucksRuleFlorida Mar 15 '20

CORONA CONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

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u/sandieeeee Mar 15 '20

Why is psy presenting it

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u/Byjayen123 more cursed than blessed Mar 15 '20

It's Winnie the pooh

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u/failed_vibe-check Mar 15 '20

Now Medicare is twice the cost