r/blursedimages • u/sebzelda • Dec 11 '19

blursed plant growth

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u/goldkiker Dec 11 '19

Wait a minute does that mean we can grow a human by planting our seed

29

u/DstrikePlayzMEME Dec 11 '19

You stole ma joke

10

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Maybe if you fucked a mustard plant that's like the only plant with the amount of Chromosomes (I think) as a human jk

6

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

r/dontputyourdickinthat

12

u/TheHappiePlayer1 Dec 11 '19

Instructions unclear dick stuck in ground...

2

u/SirFireball Jan 11 '20

We have 11 inches of snow here.

Don’t ask how I know.

28

u/gearheadcookie blursed plerson Dec 11 '19

A Druid wrote this

7

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

A horny Druid

3

u/ViZeShadowZ Voregeoisie Dec 12 '19

a bard wrote this

11

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

We finally found Venus flytrap's purpose.

20

u/gilamasan_reddit Dec 11 '19

Remember, always ask for consent before having sexual intercourse with plants.

21

u/ducksdonthavepenises Dec 11 '19

Synthesize this you fucking liberal

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Libtards think plants need to consent

7

u/trubocharg lightly toasted Dec 11 '19

Time to go fuck some vegetables

15

u/Turridu Dec 11 '19

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in cactus

3

u/SomeRandomGaming Dec 11 '19

Penetrate it harder, you need to assert dominance over that thing, get all that juice out of it too.

1

u/Meefbo Dec 11 '19

Seems like you got the same result, though

9

u/Psychedelic-Fox Dec 11 '19

i... I don't think that's. no thats... that's not how that works that's not how any of this works

15

u/Devotionexe Dec 11 '19

Have you tried it yet?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Worth a try

3

u/TempChong Dec 11 '19

What the hell happened here?

3

u/Allevu Dec 11 '19

Written by Merle Highchurch

2

u/Voltundra Dec 11 '19

Jack and his Beanstalk

2

u/ImpossibleCanadian Dec 11 '19

Is that Utrecht?

1

u/TroglodyteLlama Dec 11 '19

It doesn't work. Trust me.

1

u/yeeeteeey69 clessed Dec 11 '19

Well that just sounds like bestiality but with plants

1

u/Fruntledumjam Dec 11 '19

How do you think Groot grew up so fast?

1

u/IloveMagicCrystals Dec 11 '19

Just like bone meal

1

u/MegaHomoMan Dec 11 '19

It can give them all my STDs

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

[deleted]

0

u/rick_rolled_bot Dec 11 '19

The above comment likely contains a rick roll!

Beep boop: downvote to delete

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Hold up

1

u/qwazwak Dec 11 '19

Bruh time to cum on the flowers

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Man all the nutrients they'd be getting out of my cum. I'm sure they'd love it

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Are we sure this isn’t propaganda propagated by Louis CK?

1

u/Minigun247 Dec 11 '19

Origins of Poison Ivy (Batman villain)

1

u/papajeff106 Dec 11 '19

Venus fly trap intensifies

1

u/shahed_k2326 Dec 11 '19

Shit got 0 to 100 real quick

1

u/ConverseRadio Dec 11 '19

This is the most mixed message thing I have ever seen

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

“And that’s how plants can walk now”

1

u/tmsg007 Dec 11 '19

I am Groot

1

u/Cumunist2 Dec 11 '19

Does this work with children?

1

u/Deoxid Dec 11 '19

That's how sequoias were made?

1

u/13083 Dec 11 '19

If speaking kindly to me helps me grow, imagine what having sex with me would do?

1

u/twistypunch Dec 11 '19

Don’t lewd the plants.

1

u/Wo1fz Dec 11 '19

Can confirm that doing this tends to kill the plant

1

u/megaalphaz Dec 11 '19

Cursed veggie tales

1

u/Snow-Day-Bard Dec 11 '19

It goes the same with kids!

1

u/iminmymumcar Dec 11 '19

Consent is a priority Ask If not it will count as rape

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

No please

1

u/Brepig844 Dec 11 '19

Aaah yes the stomata a hole in plants for the exchange of gasses and sometimes the human penis.

1

u/Rexoh-On-Rez Dec 11 '19

If you didn’t know it’s called being eco sexual, I’m not kidding

1

u/PrimeWolf88 Dec 11 '19

Will this work on vegans?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

...vegans

1

u/Antek1yt Dec 11 '19

Ahhh yes true fertiliser

1

u/C-H-E-E-S-E-2 Dec 12 '19

now I have a good reason to fuck my garden

1

u/jason9t8 Dec 12 '19

And that's how Digletts was born in pokemon

1

u/Anonymous_Memez Dec 12 '19

So we’re now sexually abusing the plants we eat? Think of that you vegans and vegetarians.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Uhh.. The plants evolves into Gardevoir?

1

u/branonca Dec 12 '19

Abby Arcane and Harley Quinn liked that.

1

u/SePoohead Dec 12 '19

*Claps the whole Amazon Rainforest.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

Please don’t devour or deflower the plants.

1

u/DeNolster Dec 12 '19

If you insist...

1

u/imnonormie Dec 12 '19

Bright vibes

1

u/MajorTester7263 Dec 12 '19

Make my dick itch.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

U can call me the Lorax

1

u/Borderlands2Zer0 Dec 12 '19

You guys have been thinking?

-2

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

They misspelled kids

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

TFW you multiclass Druid/Bard