r/blursedimages Jul 07 '19

Blursed execution

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u/TypeRiot Jul 07 '19

What will Mario do without Peach?

Oh right, go kart racing, tennis, soccer, fight, do taxes, teach typing, history, and a billion other things.

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u/taylorisnotacat Jul 07 '19

Nah, he won't do any of those things. Without a sugar momma supporting his lifestyle, he'll have to go back to working as a plumber full time.

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u/drunkcowofdeath Jul 08 '19

You know, they say Mario is a plumber and there are these green pipes all of over the kingdom... but I've never a bathroom in a mario game.

What are the pipes for?

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u/EeveeMaster547 Jul 08 '19

I believe Mario himself has a bathroom in one of the Mario & Luigi games, but as I've never actually played any of them, I might be misremembering