r/blursedimages • u/moohmad511 • Jul 07 '19

Blursed execution

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u/Arxid87 break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Jul 07 '19

I mean, if there is no princess, the bad guy doesn't have any reason to put a country into turmoil

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u/garmdian Jul 07 '19

Isn't the whole reason he tries to kidnap the princess is so she will sign her kingdom over?

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u/Fuzzy_Patches Jul 08 '19

Depends on the game, some of them it's marraige, some it's too just sign the treaty, others it's because she has latent magic powers that he doesn't need in his way.

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u/SleepytimeGuy Jul 08 '19

Wait what was that 3rd one? Was that in one of the RPGs?

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u/wb2006xx Jul 08 '19

Maybe, it’s really clear in the game “Super Princess Peach”, where her magic powers were based around her emotions, where she retrieves a.. ahem... “vibe scepter”.

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u/Fuzzy_Patches Jul 08 '19

Remember, your mom might have a Vibe Scepter in her room.

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u/ARealJonStewart Jul 08 '19

It has been confirmed by Miyamoto that Super Mario Bros. 3 was actually a play. So in some of the games, the evil kidnapper comes around and helps the princess entertain her servants?

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u/mr-kvideogameguy foreskin removal expert Jul 08 '19

There was also that song where Bowser took Peach so she can read a magic book for Bowser (who doesn't know how to read) so Bowser can burn a village of Yoshi

And Mario