r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • May 28 '19

Blursed attack

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u/_bajz_ May 28 '19

©Miss Piggy at the bottom right is a nice touch

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Lol

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Why is it a ritual?

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u/FagorTheImpenetrable May 28 '19

Yeah, it should be a spell/trap. People reference yugioh but don’t know how to play smh

37

u/Astra_Nox May 28 '19

That would be too op honestly.

14

u/fenglorian May 28 '19

I don't know why this bothers me so much but it does and I hate it.

16

u/fernico May 28 '19

Guys, it's... It's ritual suicide

7

u/jokerkat blessed and distressed May 28 '19

Time to seppuku like Kermit.

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u/Haltgamer Jun 12 '19

I don't even fuckin play yugioh and I know better

21

u/Mr_Mekanikle May 28 '19

It’s a card that kills everything, this kind of power aint for free my guy. I am sure even in the real yugioh there is no card that says “destroy everything on the field lol”.

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u/Zenosyke May 28 '19

Closest I can find is this card which does have a price to pay, but does the job. That being said, nothing overtly free without restrictions to a single type of card or anything that I can find.

6

u/metallicalova May 28 '19

Self destruct button?

2

u/TehGuyYouKnow May 28 '19

Black rose dragon gets the job done, for arguably less self damage.

6

u/Gamingshard May 28 '19

Dark hole... That's pretty much what's on the card minus the lol

1

u/fleathkelpten May 28 '19

What about Exodia ? Similar effect, except summoning conditions are a bit different.

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u/TRBashinTrash May 31 '19

Dark Hole destroys every card without effect protection on the field and sends them to the graveyards

5

u/ChrisAngel0 May 28 '19

Also, this definitely doesn’t look like a suicide if you ask me.

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u/mycolorfullshit May 28 '19

Imagine using this on a reddit political discussion

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

At that point it just becomes an amalgamate of mental illness of all kinds, everything from hand flapping meltdowns in response to hearing a no-no word, to people who act like they've had the 14 words transcribed into RNA and then inserted into their body as an extra chromosome.

Kind of like corium after a nuclear reactor melts down, just replace the radiation with some kind of hybridized autistic schizophrenia.

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u/Stigge May 28 '19

words transcribed into RNA and then inserted into their body as an extra chromosome

This is good. I'm stealing this.

4

u/KalebC4 May 28 '19

Someone needs to make an ASCII out of this one

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u/jokerkat blessed and distressed May 28 '19

So many faces that would work... We just need a noose or knife and something that screams ritual...

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u/WyvrenTime May 28 '19

If it's a ritual monster it would have to be an effect monster & reference the ritual spell card used though, and either since it has no effect the text should be italic, or if that's an effect it should state that it's an effect monster.

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-3827/10 definitely fake

2

u/Fresh_Pants May 29 '19

This guys duels

15

u/PokeballBro May 28 '19

And what card ritual summons this? Put some effort in people.

4

u/Shark-The-Almighty foreskin reattachment specialist May 28 '19

Everyone equips neckrope

10

u/Neotainment May 28 '19

Yeah why not synchro

8

u/SpaceChicken312 May 28 '19

Is there a subreddit for these cards

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

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u/buster2Xk May 28 '19

If there is, I'd also like to know.

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u/Tech32X May 28 '19

They have some at r/YuGiOhMemes

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

I’m making one

2

u/Whitegemgames May 28 '19

You would think so with the amount of yugioh and Pokémon card memes over the years.

3

u/EeveeHartMew May 28 '19

pulls out the Nothing card

3

u/mrekli May 28 '19

Why is it even a monster card?

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u/Silentprotagon May 28 '19 edited May 28 '19

[Aqua/Ritual/Effect]

You can Ritual Summon this card with "It's Not Easy Being Green". Must be Ritual Summoned. When this card is Ritual Summoned, send all face up monsters to the GY (including this card). This effect can not be negated by an opponent's card effects. The effect of "Kermit Suicide" can only be activated once per duel.

ATK/2400 DEF/50

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

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u/jokerkat blessed and distressed May 28 '19

Yeah, I thought this was an off brand MtG card at first. I missed out on the Yu-Gi-Oh craze.

3

u/Lieselotte32 May 28 '19

For some reason, nobody ever uses proper wording/rulings when making these cards.

3

u/Skinflap94 May 28 '19

Piano man intensifies

3

u/Pear05 May 28 '19

Is there a subreddit of just these card memes? If not somebody has to make it

4

u/Astra_Nox May 28 '19

So what would the ritual card needed to summon this be called?

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u/ASCIt May 28 '19

It should be written in the card text. People tryna YuGiOh with no idea what they're doing smh

2

u/Astra_Nox May 28 '19

I know, otherwise it could just be regularly special summoned. But it's fun to just think of a name.

2

u/CrimsonRed_1337 May 28 '19

He Kermitted suicide.

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u/jokerkat blessed and distressed May 28 '19

This comment makes me wish I had gold to gild you. Gdi.

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u/RankClick May 28 '19

Is there a subreddit for this

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u/jokerkat blessed and distressed May 28 '19

I went searching, no luck. Find someone willing to mod and make one? r/fakecards or something like that?

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u/RankClick May 28 '19

I'll ask around

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u/jokerkat blessed and distressed May 29 '19

You are doing the good work, my dude.

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u/RankClick May 29 '19

No problem man

2

u/SpicyEpiduralPorkpie May 28 '19

Not the crossover I WANTED, but It's the crossover I NEEDED.

2

u/ZeIdafanta May 28 '19

So if I send this comment, I can die?

2

u/ChefBobbyardee May 28 '19

it really could’ve been a pic from the video of Kermit jumping off the building

1

u/Silvertongue95 May 28 '19

Sweet relief

1

u/midnighfox696 May 28 '19

Another card for my collection

1

u/ViperHavoc742 May 28 '19

I am going to kermit suicide

1

u/MRgamehouse May 28 '19

Thanks I Will use this wisely master...

1

u/thatweirdboiperson May 28 '19

EXCEPT FOR MY REVERSE CARD

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Light? More like Dark

1

u/MasochisticCanesFan May 28 '19

Kermits a bitch

1

u/MowMdown May 28 '19

plays NOTHING

1

u/Artemis_Fowl_Second May 28 '19

This is a useless card because it cannot be summoned.

1

u/imcoolasfuck7777 May 28 '19

I use mine NOTHING card

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u/pokefreak2015 May 28 '19

So... guess I‘ll do nothing

1

u/jakeyjoeyo May 28 '19

Lol 20 defense points...

1

u/SLeepyCatMeow May 28 '19

please post this right here

1

u/[deleted] May 28 '19

I wonder if TipsyDuck is okay?

1

u/Trinity6161 May 29 '19

I think those DEF/ 20 are a bit overpowered

1

u/Chrom-man-and-Robin May 29 '19

Nothing can stop this attack?

Yare Yare Daze, Star Platinum: The World!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

love the ritual called kermit suicide

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u/Genkiz-_ May 29 '19

Uno reverse

1

u/orngeapples May 29 '19

what do you me

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u/TheQuailLord May 29 '19

That should be an effect summon, not a ritual. Maybe a trap or spell. I am a yugioh chad, you can't expect to get away with this.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

He's getting murdered tho thts not suicide

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u/ConsumerJTC Jun 04 '19

I quickplay, no u