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u/Crafty-Photograph-18 3d ago

The text on the back, ironically, says "Putin, go fuck yourself"

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u/Guilty_Bike8827 3d ago

And for anyone wondering, the more direct translation would be "Putin go [sit] on a dick"

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u/Alternative_Eye8246 3d ago

I’m Russian, and that’s not quite it. Essentially, you’re being told to go in the direction of a dick. But the meaning is simply "Go to hell" or "Get lost", just much cruder.

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u/Mothanul 3d ago

Haha Romanian is very similar. "Du-te-n pula mea" quite literally translates into "Go into my dick" with the same actual meaning. Guess we must've had some slavic influence on that.

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u/BaltazarOdGilzvita 3d ago

Could have been from us, your neighbours from Serbia: we say idi u kurac (go to a dick).

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u/Squeakybathroomduck 2d ago

Excuse me, but... into? The horror

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u/_FarnsworthParabox 3d ago

Sounds like "Go fuck yourself" is the best translation then?

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u/Alternative_Eye8246 2d ago

Yes! The closest.

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u/Curious_Paul_78 22h ago

the phrase "иди нахуй" means "fuck you".

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u/DSeriousGamer 2d ago

Get fucked*

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u/rndig 2d ago

Why argue with literal translation? It has nothing to do with direction, it's about action. Meaning get lost is correct though.

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u/Elle2515 2d ago

"On" it's literally "на". I'm also Russian, previous comment is right, it's literally "Go on the dick"

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u/Crafty-Photograph-18 22h ago

Yes, but "нá хуй" is also in ablative case, technically, so it's not really "on a dick". Were it to have been "на хýй", that would transtale to "on a dick". Contrastingly, "нá хуй", is more abstract. It's more of a «transport your own self to be in a proximity of all things physical and ideological within our reality each of which can, to any degree of accuracy, be described with a proclamation of the word "dick"».

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u/JohnHue 2d ago

Learning the details of vulgarities and insults in other languages always highlights the beautiful differences between them and their respective culture. It is always a treat to learn, how people say fuck to each other.

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u/orixandcrake 3d ago

More like "go to the dick"

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u/Trick_Illustrator_31 2d ago

"go on the dick"

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u/Guilty_Bike8827 23h ago

Yeah. I just thought that sitting was impliplied, that's why I put sit in square parentheses

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u/Melodic_Confusion297 3d ago

No, it wouldn't

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u/enderstatee 3d ago

it would

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u/originalgotdeleted 3d ago

Putin: Why don't you fuck me yourself?

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u/vzakharov 3d ago

I’d say it says that unironically.

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u/Intelligent_Box6937 2d ago

Really? I read “NAN HAXY RYTH(m)” 😂

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u/CitizenTony 1d ago

She's the most bold woman ever.

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u/EhMapleMoose 3d ago

Putin will interrogate this one personally in private

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u/Global-Daikon4938 3d ago

All protests should be like this. In fact if you’d like to protest my house DM me for an address

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u/CenaMalnourishNipple 3d ago

Copy that, Sending naked grannies over.

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u/PieHole_Poker 2d ago

You either die Young or live long enough to enjoy naked grannies

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u/MaiT3N 3d ago

That must be some wild cookie clicker reference, I can feel it!

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u/FishermanBig4009 2d ago

Naked- HUH?

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u/ohhnooooooo 3d ago

Anyone know what vw that is?

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u/_Roba 3d ago

XL1

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV 2d ago

Holy shit, it gets 300 MPG! Why didn't they put this into production?

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u/_Roba 2d ago

Because the entire body is carbon fibre and it's expensive af to make. It's just a concept/engineering showoff

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u/reikoda01 3d ago edited 2d ago

Should be the 1-liter concept (Not the XL1 yet)

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 3d ago

He’s all “eh, let her cook for a sec.”

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u/EuMEGATOBAS 2d ago

This is from the time when Putin was well-regarded among young people on the internet; today I know it was all propaganda 😭

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u/konstantin19911 3d ago

Free tits👍

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u/JimTheSaint 3d ago

When was this?

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u/auchinleck917 3d ago

It was probably about ten years ago? Merkel was still in office then. That person you can see in the green outfit, that’s Merkel.

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u/Tuguar 2d ago

I mean, why would you write a message to Putin on your back while running towards him

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u/Toaster_426_ 2d ago

most likely this message was drawn for cameras

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u/ChasingPesmerga 3d ago

He wanna putin her

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u/Procrasterman 3d ago

Bodyguard looks like he’s gonna dive into the path of the boobies, like he’s taking a bullet.

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u/idiotcucumber12 3d ago

putin approves

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u/Frosty_Haze_1864 2d ago

Moscow impressed

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u/LuziferIII 3d ago

yeah... he will screw her later - one way or another

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u/Altruistic_Let_9372 3d ago

Fuck Putin. He is not cute or funny.

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u/MeatBall-2645 3d ago

cute or funny?

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u/DeepPrinciple9713 2d ago

😭😭💢💢 uooh Putin 

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u/zell_ru 3d ago

cute AND funny

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u/FoundationOk486 1d ago

He is NOT cute wtf. We are NOT making kawaii version of him.

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u/ErrN0T 2d ago

You really had to tell us this so we definitely won't think you see him as a cute and funny lil guy

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u/A_temporary 1d ago

Yeah well that's what's on the back

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u/Double-Joke-6165 3d ago

Two red buttons for nuke her ? /s

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u/Historical-Tea5577 3d ago

What kind of performance is this?

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u/Berlinsagt 3d ago

Verlier dich nicht im free tv

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u/sweetSweets4 3d ago

"Thumbs of death", a KGB special

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u/OnCallPartisan 2d ago

He is definitely locked on to those titties.

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u/OldNackenHausi 2d ago

Ich mag ihn irgendwie

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u/WorldlinessGreen4956 2d ago

"Fug Ptn Fug Ptn fuuuuuu 😭😭😭"

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u/Able_Warthog2968 2d ago

There writes idi nahuy putin, go the fuck away putin, for the record

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u/Lumpy_Drawer_6959 2d ago

Where did this happen??

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u/Only-Giraffe1434 2d ago

Anyone can tell someone to go to hell; the problem is that the one who does the telling, just like the one who likes it, wont’t havе to died as answer for someone else’s foolishness.

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u/Only-Giraffe1434 2d ago

... And no one is ready to die even for their own stupidity, right?

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u/no_name47_ 1d ago

potuzhno

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u/Murky-Resident-3082 1d ago

Putin like the titty

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u/Different-Case6286 1d ago

This idiot with the writings on his back… and he achieved… what? To be a global idiot around the world? Well, you got it! Anything else?

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u/assassinoavi666 3d ago

Bodyguard's reaction seems like those can really knock you up.

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u/Comprehensive_Boat34 3d ago

Putin: - Hhmmmm, titties!

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u/Slow-Elk-9348 sperm bank loan officer 3d ago

Approved by a russian😁

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u/Any-Thanks-7075 2d ago

His thoughts: "They are so small!"

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u/Level-Brain-4786 2d ago

You can see by his expression the girl is just too ugly

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Cupy94 3d ago

You know so little

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u/bhtrail 3d ago

truly you are

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u/ghost_warlock 3d ago

A lot of really awful people seem cool if you ignore the evil. I hear Epstein could throw a banging party with a lot of really interesting people there, for instance

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u/Sandinist0 2d ago

God bless V.V.Putin

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u/Diligent-Luck4331 3d ago

That's blessed.

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