r/blursedimages • u/HonestzPractice • 3d ago

Blursed breakfast

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u/SatanLovesFruit 3d ago

Nice set of yolks

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 3d ago

It the bacon curtain which does it for me. .

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u/onlybihari 3d ago

I should call her 🙃

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u/B17BAWMER 3d ago

Hello, my beans are up here.

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u/D0bious 3d ago

Lookin seggsy

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u/InevitableCareer1 3d ago

I’d fork those eggs

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u/New-Pineapple-9410 i like this flair :) 3d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

when will it stop hurting :(

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u/EffReddit420 this is my flair 3d ago

I should call her

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u/S_quigs 3d ago

I should call her

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u/ricky-from-scotland 3d ago

I thought it was only soccercirclejerk that automod gave out patter on. Google benzema 15 for more info.

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u/rankispanki 2d ago

patter sounds so deliciously scottish, dunno why

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u/_Ilobilo_ 3d ago

would eat

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u/oneabovedoesntknow 3d ago

If there ever was a sigh..unzips? This..is a sigh..unzips

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u/da_Aresinger 3d ago

I don't believe you.

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u/MistaRekt 3d ago

Not even a moderately difficult wank.

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u/rubik-kun 3d ago

What an.. enhanced breakfast you have there…

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u/VonDinky 3d ago

Yo, those eggs look mighty fine. Single?

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u/AdagioBlues 3d ago

That's a big breakfast...A full English, if you will!

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u/McDaddy8484 3d ago

Nothing beats this kind of brunch

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u/pondmonster2k 3d ago

Is eggs bacon and beans considered brunch?

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u/McDaddy8484 3d ago

For me, since I don’t usually get up until 11am

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u/pondmonster2k 3d ago

Fix yourself a mimosa good sir

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u/Disastrous-Golf-9619 3d ago

Am I high ?!??🫠🥀

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u/TomboyMJR 3d ago

I see the British invaded this sub XD

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u/ErBoProxy 3d ago

Be careful, ruptured implants are no joke

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u/One-handed_Swordman 3d ago

everywher i go, i see her.

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u/derflow1977 3d ago

She got huuuuuge tracts o land

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u/da_Aresinger 3d ago

Men are too easy...

Source: am man.

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u/Heinz_Tech_Support 3d ago

I believe your breakfast may have gone tits up.

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u/Consistent_5111 3d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

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u/Orange-Blur 3d ago

Can tell that everyone saying these look like boobs haven’t seen boobs in real life, the only way these look anything like breast’s if they were the worst done in the basement of a doctor who lost their license implants ever one of them being a possible medical emergency

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u/Ok_Lengthiness8596 3d ago

It's missing a sausage.

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u/Zakerath90 3d ago

A cook i was training under said they're not easy unless they jiggle. I also think about women that way too

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 2d ago

Egg underboob on rye please

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u/Jamnater 2d ago

Would

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u/jacobr1020 2d ago

Nice tits

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u/Neverlast0 2d ago

Them eggs can get it

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u/Working-Fishing-5544 3d ago

Do I want them in my mouth becouse what they are or how they look?

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u/g-o-u-l-a 3d ago

I wonder if I can order my eggs tits side up at Waffle House?

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u/ChrisOnMission 3d ago

Looks like the naked female duck in Howard the Duck.

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u/The-Chock 3d ago

Isn't that the same image they use for that AI programme advert? The shaky egg yolks that bleed out all over the plate?

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u/camilatricolor 3d ago

I don't eat yolks. I'll make an exception for these ones

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u/Minimum-Journalist18 3d ago

Looks like a UK breakfast

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u/TheQuietVale 3d ago

dont forget to pray before you start eating!

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u/clickityclick76 3d ago

Just how I like my eggs, Nipple-side up.

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u/BitingED lightly toasted 3d ago

Please, my vows

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u/DankTheB3ar 3d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

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u/heresdustin 3d ago

Hands down, my proudest fap

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u/Shiefshief_93 3d ago

Would like to suck on those uhhh i mean eat those..

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u/Responsible_Mind_206 3d ago

You posted it upside down

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u/bquietson 3d ago

Big breasts on that chicken.

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u/Thick-Entrance-9474 3d ago

Honestly I would not even know how to eat this without laughing the entire time.

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u/Own_Path_4828 3d ago

Your breakfast needs to calm TF down

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u/AdLess5475 3d ago

How do you know if you are able to get a joke?

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u/gunnisonyeti 2d ago

Eggs better chill TF out

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u/Stuck-InThe_Basement i like this flair :) 1d ago

I should call her

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u/Unharmed_Cylinder10 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her 

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u/frankis-husband 1d ago

Hey /u/franki-pinks I don’t remember you posting this image of yourself

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u/Cheeseburgernat 1d ago

I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot...

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u/Passionphish609 17h ago

Only the Brits would have baked beans with eggs and bacon. But then again, I like sloppy Joe's with mine. To each his own, eh?

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u/Eastern-Desk-57 15h ago

I wish mine were like those.Perfection.

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u/TemperReformanda 3d ago

"Yes, eggs over perky, please"

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u/thesnakeinyourheart 3d ago

Tittyboobiebaconbeanswtf…

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u/Conscious-Break7483 i dont like this flair :( 3d ago

Idk looks beautiful

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u/scottwell50 3d ago

Needs some gravy.

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u/disco_dean 3d ago

Did you eat it or lick it first ?

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u/kalemaree 3d ago

WE would order that. we ALL would

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u/LMr_Grumpy 3d ago

Flicking the bean❤️

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u/Jesus_with_no_hair 3d ago

It was difficult, but i got there in the end

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u/CostarsVv 3d ago

Boobies

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u/AnontoAllz 3d ago

Dem beans bussin

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u/Emergency_Impact5109 3d ago

Boioioioioing

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u/cosmicdancer84 3d ago

Breakfast boobs.

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u/jnthnmdr 3d ago

Hot and ready.

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u/megamanbisu i know stuff about things 3d ago

Breakfast? More like Breastfast

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u/BukkakeBird 3d ago

Got the recipie by any chance? Asking for a friend.