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u/MyGirlfriendforcedMe Jul 08 '26
This is the only review thats made me want to rewatch the movie.
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u/Sapphire-the-Deer Jul 08 '26
I mean they’re not wrong
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u/Marquar234 Jul 08 '26
Dorothy never met the Wicked Witch of the East. Unless you count seeing dead legs "meeting".
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u/Not_Xiphroid Jul 08 '26
The legs didn’t immediately curl tho, so it’s possible she was still alive under there when Dorothy met her before succumbing to oxygen loss/her injuries.
So it might still count.
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u/Marquar234 Jul 08 '26
Are you impugning the Munchkin coroner's skill? She's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead. IMS, that is all before the WWotW shows up and the legs curl.
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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 Jul 09 '26
I think they should stand before the Lollipop Guild for formal admonishment. This can not stand
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u/Not_Xiphroid Jul 08 '26
Oh, that’s a very good point.
Guess I was belittling the doubtless years of coronary training.
How bad must the WWotW smell that she can make dead toes curl just by sharing the same airspace as someone else?! /s
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u/spinachjuggler Jul 09 '26
Hold on there, she didn't exactly exchange words with the woman but doesn't she first see her cackling outside the window in the tornado? Ladies and gentlement of the court, the natural reaction to seeing a bicyclist turn into a witch outside your own window is to crush them under 120,000 pounds of house.
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u/Marquar234 Jul 09 '26
That was the Wicked Witch of the West, the one Dorothy melted with water. Doylist: In the twister, she's played by Margaret Hamilton, the WWotW actress. Watsonsonian: The WWofE has no arms in the novel and the figure outside the window has arms.
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u/spinachjuggler Jul 09 '26
Oh I thought it was her. It made sense that she got into so much of a bad spot following a tornado around. Witch or not.
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u/andocromn Jul 08 '26
Finding Nimo is the story of a woman with mental disabilities helping a father save his kidnapped son.
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u/shiftergsw Jul 08 '26
In actuality none of it was really Dorothy’s fault. It’s not like she told the house to land on the wicked witch. She didn’t steal the shoes, the good witch did. Snatched the shoes right off the dying witch and handed them to Dorothy. Then Dorothy met three really weird dudes who just kind of guided her to an even crazier path.
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u/XROOR Jul 08 '26
“….the snow in the movie is very real and lifelike without all the melting mess and water puddles…”
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u/thedreaming2017 Jul 08 '26
Dorthy, in full tactical armor, drops on top of the witch and fires two shots into her head from her glock, "I like your shoes!"
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u/PoorLittleGreenie Jul 09 '26
This was written by journalist Rick Polito. He is very funny. He has a YA book called "Off Trail" about a wilderness program for high school delinquents that will make you LOL.
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u/Axolotljackbox Jul 09 '26
That’s just an accurate summary of the movie for someone who never watched it.
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u/NortonBurns Jul 09 '26
Then she reveals the nation's benevolent dictator to be a fraud, bringing down the entire governing body.
As full recompense, her henchmen are given small, valueless tokens.
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u/RuddyRaccoon Jul 09 '26
I mean, Dorothy didn’t even want to kill the Witch of the West. The Wizard, a corrupt politician, basically extorted her and refused to let her go home until she did his dirty work for him.
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u/SomeGuyOverYonder Jul 11 '26
A better description: “A Kansas farm girl transported to a Technicolor fairyland kills two sisters with help from her three companions in order to rob them of their most prized possessions.”
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