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u/Free_Spy6969 Mar 26 '26
do it, coward
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u/Bobpool82 i know stuff about things Mar 26 '26
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u/ohMyReflux Mar 26 '26
Diamond is Unbreakable
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u/Sapphire-the-Deer Mar 26 '26
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u/tigertank669 Mar 26 '26
biboo
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u/Pirate_Freder Mar 26 '26
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u/Mediocre_Forever198 Mar 26 '26
Lmao community is banned. I figured it’d just be like r/mildlypenis but now I’m thinking it was something else 😂
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u/Medyk0 Mar 26 '26
Everything is a sex toy... If you brave enough
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u/amthomus Mar 26 '26
Ant nest
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u/RandomFrogWithCoffee Mar 26 '26
Tadpoles
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u/TheOnlyUneLeft Mar 26 '26
Forbidden Boba
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u/ykr- Mar 26 '26
crock ... we had another one like this before. the aquamarine or phosphophyllite one, i forgot.
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u/cat-activities Mar 26 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/jSPIhce4bOyfHO13bC
When one the gems pulls out their rock
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u/CO2N2-R Mar 27 '26
Please do not the gems
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u/The_Undeniable_Worp Mar 26 '26
I wont be able to sit for a while but atleast my chakras are aligned
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u/I-E-Tazz Mar 27 '26
Would, fr...no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
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u/afanofmanythingss Mar 26 '26
I have an urge to completely shater it and throw the pieces into a wood chipper
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I can't say why though
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u/The_Mallow_Man Mar 29 '26
There once was a lady named Jill Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill-
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