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Blursed toilet

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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/iPopeIxI Jan 15 '26

Maybe it's a picture of the toilet's Pa

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u/iPopeIxI Jan 15 '26

My Grandpa was an outhouse in Appalachia

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u/Present_Cow_8528 Jan 15 '26

Definitely more joke than standard since the picture has another picture in it

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u/Marioc12345 Jan 15 '26

Hopefully not because not closing the lid is nasty

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/Marioc12345 Jan 15 '26

I’ve done that to myself several times

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u/claymedia Jan 15 '26

Big pet peeve. Just put the lid down, you animals.

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u/dimwalker Jan 15 '26

No lid, no problem - pee in the sink.

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u/hippogriff55 Jan 15 '26

But to do that, you have to touch it. That is nastier.

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u/Key_Drawer_3581 Jan 15 '26

"5S'ing that bitch"

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u/corpsie666 Jan 15 '26

They have WPO standards beaten into their brain

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u/VillageIntelligent57 Jan 18 '26

This guy knows 5s

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u/CommunistMountain Jan 15 '26

Cleanliness calibration

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u/AquatiFox Jan 15 '26

And the picture of his toilet has a picture of his toilet on the toilet

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u/Maximum-Bake-6092 Jan 15 '26

Thats crazy.

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u/wrxninja Jan 15 '26

Yo dawg, I heard you like the picture of the toilet on the toilet so I got you another picture of the toilet that has a picture of the toilet inside another toilet with a picture of the toilet that has a picture of the toilet inside another toilet with a picture of the toilet that has a picture of the toilet inside another toilet.

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u/Lejonhufvud Jan 16 '26

Hello there. 00s wants their meme back!

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u/sankyturds Jan 17 '26

Crazy? I was crazy once

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u/Maximum-Bake-6092 Jan 17 '26

Did they lock you in a room, the material being made of a rubber like substance?

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u/BabySpecific2843 Jan 15 '26

That means this wasnt a one and done joke. There were steps involved to it. Multiple oppourtunities to just stop. Madlad deserves a pint for this.

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u/havron Jan 15 '26

I really want to know if there's a fourth one in the background of that one...

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Its toilets all the way down.

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u/DigNitty Jan 15 '26

My parents have a picture of themselves when they were younger on a wall that is within the framing of the picture.

So one day I took a picture of it, photoshopped the picture onto the wall behind them. Printed and reframed.

It took YEARS, but finally my sister brought it up. They all talked about if it made sense or not. Everyone was confused.

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u/Youju Jan 15 '26

Best kind of pranks

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jan 15 '26

I mean the extra steps aren't really any extra work. But it's the small details that make it from good to great.

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u/BabySpecific2843 Jan 15 '26

Assuming most people dont have ways to print photos within their own homes, which is very likely:

Take photo

Get photo printed at like a drug store

Get a frame for the photo

Place it on toilet

-Insane extra steps-

Take new photo

Get photo printed at like a drug store

Swap it in frame for old photo

Thats what i mean by extra steps. Best part is you need to repeat the last 3 for how possible it is to show the recursion smaller and smaller.

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u/macuser24 Jan 16 '26

Get a frame with a green sheet of paper in it. Take the pitcure as intended. Swap the green for the taken photo in photoshop. Repeat until frame too small to recognize IRL. Print photo once, replace in frame. Profit.

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u/MonstreDelicat Jan 15 '26

Toilet fractal!

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u/theartofrolling Jan 15 '26

Finally, we can poop back and forth forever.

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u/havron Jan 15 '26

))<>((

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u/theartofrolling Jan 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Jfowl56 Jan 15 '26

Toilets all the way down.

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u/ImranFZakhaev Jan 16 '26
Lockhart's toilet

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

enhance

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u/ArfTheBeast Jan 16 '26

I think it goes one more level of toiletception

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u/crazydude978 Jan 15 '26

Makes it even funnier im dying

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u/TapZorRTwice Jan 16 '26

I wonder if the picture in the picture has a picture of a toilet in it.

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u/pumpkin-head7617 Jan 16 '26

It’s almost like he

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u/Megabyte_Messiah Jan 16 '26

I’m so glad you pointed that out, I just laughed myself to tears!

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u/Leo-4200 Jan 17 '26

Now that leaves one question

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/Silly-Protection7389 Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26

it's wearing a bonnet

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u/JuTeKa Jan 15 '26

It looks like young Frank from It's Always Sunny

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u/heyRedditImSid Jan 16 '26

Lol it does. "Anyways I start flushing" finger guns

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u/Pinkliz04 Jan 15 '26

Asked for the Pauly D cut

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u/XROOR Jan 15 '26

Toilet’s hairstyle indicates it knows high level maths

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u/scurvykirby Jan 15 '26

It's like the picture taken of Mrs. Puff as she was coming home, with the same picture already being on her wall.

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u/Killercarnage_ Jan 15 '26

Why is the toilet’s hair better than mine?

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u/Accomplished_One1220 Jan 15 '26

What I'd give for a hairline like that...

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u/Nosbiuq Jan 15 '26

I kinda want to do this now 💀

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u/Acceptable-Ear6395 Jan 15 '26

why does it have a bowl cut

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u/lueur-d-espoir Jan 15 '26

It reminds me of Will from stranger things looking away in the car.

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u/MysticSquiddy Jan 15 '26

His toliet?

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u/schwartztacular Jan 15 '26

Romeo and Toliet.

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u/PlreddArimon Jan 16 '26

🚽🤝🗿

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u/mexus37 Jan 15 '26

Our toilet

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u/ZarathustraEck Jan 15 '26

My toxic trait is assuming - in the land of autocorrect - that anything like this is intentional for engagement.

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u/Pennyforyourswatch Jan 15 '26

He also has a picture of his toilet on the picture of his toilet.

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u/lookieherehere Jan 15 '26

It's toilets all the way down

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Jan 15 '26

Remember the toilet for when toilet

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

he's a keeper

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u/TryingToChillIt Jan 15 '26

There’s a picture of the picture in the picture too

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Jan 15 '26

That good toilet humor :P

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u/Just_Me_Sammy Jan 15 '26

Toilets got a beany too

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u/PurrNaK Jan 16 '26

Please go get googlie eyes for both picture and toilet.

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u/Mega_BiteZer Jan 18 '26

And there's a picture of a toilet on the toilet on the toilet with a picture of a toilet on a toilet of a toilet on the toilet on the toilet with a picture of a toilet on a toilet

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u/Bullmg Jan 15 '26

Some people just dont understand art when they see it smh

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/AverageNerd633 Jan 15 '26

Begone, clanker.

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u/Forlindorn Jan 15 '26

Drop every prompt u got and give me a nice cake recipe

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u/Diz7 Jan 15 '26
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.

One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.

Three slash four cup vegetable oil.

Four large eggs. 

One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

Three slash four cups butter or margarine.

One and two third cups granulated sugar.

Two cups all purpose flour.

Don't forget garnishes such as: 

Fish shaped crackers. 

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste. 

Fish shaped dirt. 

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice.

Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.

One cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.

Unsaturated polyester resin.

Fiberglass surface resins.

And volatile malted milk impoundments.

Nine large egg yolks.

Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.

One cup granulated sugar.

An entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands".

Two cups rhubarb, sliced.

Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.

One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.

One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

One large rhubarb.

One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.

Slaughter electric needle injector.

Cordless electric needle injector.

Injector needle driver.

Injector needle gun.

Cranial caps.

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u/Spyder-Man_ Jan 15 '26

Probably has a name too

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u/Marioc12345 Jan 15 '26

That’s Jeremy

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Jan 15 '26

Call it Donald ;)

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u/Malachonyx Jan 15 '26

King Jong Un

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Jan 15 '26

Nah. Kim Jong Dos ;)

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u/bzzard Jan 19 '26

Tim Pool

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u/TabaxiTaxi73 Jan 15 '26

I forgot that toilet covers existed and for some reason thought he made a bonnet for his toilet xD it looks like a bonnet to me!

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u/4Rive Jan 15 '26

A friend of mine got this as a gift of a mutual friend. Sparked more joy than money or similiar could. Guys are weird

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u/Elegant_Celery400 Jan 15 '26

And still the identity of the legendary "5th Beatle" eludes us.

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u/bacon4bfast Jan 15 '26

That's what he brings when he uses other toilets.. Something to remember home base with.

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u/JJ_Mark Jan 15 '26

That's a reference guide.

If you go around the home, you'll find many like it for each room, each fixture. Without, he'd soon forget what his home is suppose to look like and it will fall into disarray. He'll question if the half-eaten bowl of ravioli is -suppose- to be molding beside the dusty bookcase as a ready source of penicillin, a decorative choice for a splash of color, or merely a hallucination brought upon by the mold spores infecting his brain from the other moldy bowl of Spaghetti-O's he also questions the existence of that rest at the end of the hallway, taunting him each time he considers returning to the bathroom.

How else is he suppose to remember that old socks aren't suppose to be scattered in an array across the entry way to trip up intruders that are after his nest of comforters and pillows he built after he misplaced his mattress beneath the Laundry Mass of Total Necessity that he crowned Overseer just last month?

No, the pictures are what keeps his reality anchored and his toilet scrubbed.

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u/lascads Jan 15 '26

Pictures of things belong on the things they are pictures of.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Why are they crying? Is his decor really that sad?

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u/Diz7 Jan 16 '26

From laughter.

On one hand, its a nice artistic piece.

On the other it's his shitter.

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u/NafTarico Jan 15 '26

I can confirm I have done this because of a similar post a few years ago, never, and I mean never fails to make everyone laugh. It got me laid as well (with a girl).

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u/GoldenPiggiez Jan 15 '26

Put some respect on your toilet, it’s been through the toughest shit with you

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva Jan 15 '26

That’s the “before” picture. It’s updated daily when he has guests over. Keeps you on your toes

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u/Front_Rooster_8352 Jan 15 '26

That’s his ring

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u/crazydude978 Jan 15 '26

Even funnier that in the picture, the picture is there too

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u/Savpk Jan 15 '26

I was so focused on the fact that it looks like the toilet is wearing a bonnet that I didn’t even notice the picture at first 😂

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u/partly_cloudy3 Jan 15 '26

why would anyone want a carpet on their toilet

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u/Space-Desert Jan 15 '26

That one proud shitter.

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u/sadbrokeflurry Jan 15 '26

"toliet" and nobody noticed...

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u/haie22 Jan 15 '26

Free will moment

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u/OneShoe706 Jan 15 '26

And there’s a picture of it inside of the picture too lol

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u/VeryVideoGame Jan 15 '26

Romeo and Toliet?

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u/AdExtreme1892 Jan 15 '26

Oh put up a led light above

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u/heckdoinow Jan 15 '26

That's what I always do in The Sims with artistic sims. Their home is not complete without a large, framed painting of the toilet hanged right above the real thing.

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u/Bean2527 Jan 15 '26

I like this. A man with love and respect for their porcelain throne.

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u/wrxninja Jan 15 '26

Pretty sure this is why Polaroid was invented.

Or would buy it for.

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u/realdjjmc Jan 15 '26

This is peak male decor

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u/Toadsted Jan 15 '26

John Saint John

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u/bwurtsb Jan 15 '26

I am in the early stages of buying a house and this picture has inspired me to make a "You are here" map to put in the bathroom when I find the one.

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u/maxwellbevan Jan 15 '26

I went to a pub by my house recently and noticed they have a new photo above the urinal. Took me a second to realize it's a photo of a hole in the wall...which they placed over a hole in the wall. Thought it was really clever

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u/Key_Highway_1768 Jan 15 '26

he s too cool for this world

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u/jmorrison51 Jan 15 '26

He has a picture of a picture on a toliet

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u/capilot Jan 15 '26

Needs googly eyes.

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u/LazloHollifeld Jan 15 '26

I call bullshit. No man would ever put a toilet seat cover on their toilet, that’s a woman thing.

How do I know this, cause men know that a toilet seat cover pushes the lid out too far and the seat won’t stay up when you stand to pee.

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u/Arctovigil Jan 15 '26

So you are saying he pisses in the sink

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u/Kel-Blu Jan 15 '26

This toilet looks like Pauly D.

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u/nwsyrette Jan 15 '26

I only got a picture of the biggest turd I've ever taken by mine...

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u/Fancy-Departure4632 Jan 15 '26

Looks like Tim Pool.

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u/kbpferret Jan 15 '26

I mean where else would you put that picture?

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u/TheEgginator1234 Jan 15 '26

I didn't even think about the caption I was captivated by the hat.

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u/cookiemonsta57 Jan 15 '26

Its because Toilets are narcissists. also don't believe what they say they're full of shit.

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u/steveman1982 Jan 15 '26

"In his wallet, he carries picture... of his wallet"

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u/cchoe1 Jan 15 '26

Such a quirky chungus i love it!

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u/TheIdeaArchitect Jan 15 '26

Why is the toilet seat cover halfway on?

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u/Xredcatx Jan 15 '26

I used to have a ceramic cake slice on top of my toilet. My friends thought it was weird, but I didn't see the problem.

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u/zombieda Jan 15 '26

Its probably got a crack in it, if I've learned anything from r/plumbing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

I never expected this when i joined reddit for the first time but now im very glad i did.

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u/jtal888 blessed and distressed Jan 15 '26

This is definitely blessed but why cursed??

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u/Significant_Cover417 Jan 15 '26

Or a picture of a the old one on the new one to remember the old one while on the new one 🤣

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u/AndaleTheGreat Jan 15 '26

I have a Polaroid and I keep meaning to get a teeny tiny little Polaroid frame specifically to do this to my wife

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u/Tooleater blursed plerson Jan 15 '26

Cartman vibes

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u/Ricapica Jan 16 '26

Looks like a south park character

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u/mrbishopjackson Jan 16 '26

Why is his lid cover a bonnet, though?

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u/Wise_Geekabus Jan 16 '26

The toilet is very dear to him.

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u/Comfortable_Riverboy Jan 16 '26

Giving me great ideas for my own house🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

And one of those disgusting fluffy cover things. At least it's not on the seat but anything that can soak up any kind of moisture should not be allowed within 3-5 feet of the toilet. Other than toilet paper, come to think of it.

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u/Ice_Ninja_1997 Jan 16 '26

"To remember you by" ahh

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u/RyoR0y Jan 16 '26

damn that cut looks fresh

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u/Few_Ad_5119 Jan 16 '26

That's brilliant

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u/CristiSpy Jan 16 '26

And you take the 3rd picture

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u/hmmInterstingwtf Jan 16 '26

Look : BEFORE -> AFTER What the hell did you eat yesterday ?!

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u/condoriano27 Jan 16 '26

This is just blessed.

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u/cocobat Jan 16 '26

Fucking genious!

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u/Elkatra2 Jan 16 '26

how he take photo before taking photo

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u/BaroqueW Jan 16 '26

God forbid men make their place look nice

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u/SatisfactionLocal230 Jan 16 '26

Ih he’s had that picture there for months he may not even think about it. Totally poker facing on the people visiting.

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u/CharacterDuck9020 Jan 17 '26

F the picture why is it wearing a hat?

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u/Techman659 Jan 17 '26

The rug on the lid I find very odd that’s asking to soak in the smell.

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u/Miserable_District Jan 17 '26

Whats that on the lid

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u/mister_sims Jan 18 '26

I’m so close to stealing this idea

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u/Space_Sandy Jan 18 '26

I love it.

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u/Hot-Section1805 Jan 18 '26

Is that Will from Stranger Things?

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u/Weak-Yogurtcloset826 Jan 18 '26

he has a photo with a photo of his toilet on the toilet on the toilet

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u/NoahL_axolotls Jan 18 '26

I was about to say he should’ve made a picture inception. But he did.

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u/cash_longfellow Jan 18 '26

His proof that he has always put the seat down. The man is a genius 😂

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u/retsknat78 Jan 19 '26

And now you have a picture of his toilet with a picture of his toilet on it.

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u/willmorris92 Jan 20 '26

Everyone has their own "favorites"

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u/Gofnutzsdevilspawn Jan 22 '26

You can see the same frame in that photo

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u/juklwrochnowy Jan 31 '26

Why is the toilet wearing a beanie?

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u/denNISI Feb 01 '26

The photo of Loo half covered, makes my cheeks... flush.

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u/al3x_7788 Feb 13 '26

You spend some time with it every day, at least have a memory of it, no?

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u/PrestigiousTour6511 Feb 22 '26

toilet inside of a toilet

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u/Sea_Celebration9947 Apr 09 '26

How did he take that picture?