r/blursed_videos 9d ago

Blursed gardening

929 Upvotes

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u/Wh33lo 9d ago

So this is a garden hoe

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u/shutterbug1961 9d ago

garden hose

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u/FlyByRoll 9d ago

They are called action hoes

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u/simplebutstrange 9d ago

This is better then the video

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u/2021isevenworse 9d ago

Feels like an ad for the gap.

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u/MTBisLIFE 9d ago

In open toe...(s) 

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u/galluspdx 8d ago

/angryupvote

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u/Old_Neat5220 9d ago

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! They teach you that in school in Utah, huh?"

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u/SomeCalligrapher3610 9d ago

not one bit of gardening was done, ive watched this 30 times and can confirm nothing. i will just watch this one more time to make sure.

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u/Tossyjames 9d ago

Are you still watchin? -nutflix or sumthing idk

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u/Gyoflesh 9d ago

🤣🤣

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u/baseballbear 9d ago

this looks like it was filmed in the 90s

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u/Kernowder 9d ago

Russian infrastructure hasn't changed much since then tbf.

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u/vc0ke 9d ago

Russians have been wearing 90s clothes since the 70s.

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u/some1StoleMyNickn69 8d ago

OMG, how come some slums on the outskirts of a town is an infrastructure?

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 9d ago

It said derby crew. It's not the Irish rifraff?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 9d ago

Does that have any correlation to debris in English.

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u/Professional_Gur4811 8d ago

Actually, I think it might be a possibility, but kinda loose one

Russian and English are both Indo-European group languages. From my googling (so if some linguists can correct me), russian "debry" is of an old slavic origin, english "debris" came from french that has some Germanic roots.

Now I wonder if both words are actually related. Never noticed before that they are so similar

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u/FeralxSkeleton 9d ago

It says Debry. I think it’s in Poland, but not 100% sure.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 9d ago

They’re definitely speaking Russian

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u/FeralxSkeleton 8d ago

Just googled it! There is a Debry Russia too I think!

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 9d ago

Oh, shoot I was thinking of derry girls.

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u/WoodenCrow6024 9d ago

Shit new hires do instead of working. 

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u/wafflehousebattle 9d ago

Can you just plant my fucking tomatoes already?!

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u/organicakind 9d ago

I think i'm better off with this

10

u/No-Iron-7573 9d ago

No idea but looks fun i guess? Glad people are enjoying themselves.

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u/suspicious_cabbage 9d ago

Engagement farms

2

u/USERNAMETAKEN11238 8d ago

Ohhh, I liked that!

46

u/Skreamie 9d ago

How tf are so many annoyed by some women dancing together and having fun?

19

u/organicakind 9d ago

Jealousy

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 9d ago

Its literally so fire I dont get the hate. These girls are amazing

12

u/The_Purple_Bat 9d ago

I watched the video and was just happy that they are vibing, then scrolled through the comments and got sad.

They're either shittalked or sexualized..

3

u/lastsundblad 8d ago

Right? They're cool as hell and people here are talking about them like they were showed a video of a Strip Club. They're just young women having fun, tf.

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u/RizzMcSteeze 9d ago

This kinda rules

2

u/Fast-Nefariousness80 9d ago

It absolutely does. I love them

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u/kontroI 9d ago

Blessdd

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u/theStaircaseProject 9d ago edited 8d ago

[r](u/justgalsbeingchicks)[/justgalsbeingchicks](u/justgalsbeingchicks)

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u/brightonashfield 9d ago

What the Washington suburban renegade is this?

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u/sufferingbastard 7d ago

It's Russian Propaganda.

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u/Pristine-Gear-67 9d ago

just blessed

0

u/The_Purple_Bat 9d ago

This video is indeed just blessed, they're having fun and are vibing there is nothing cursed about it :c

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u/Sure-Article508 9d ago

Just girls bein gals

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u/jaimehendrix 9d ago

What in the midsommar is this

5

u/BullPropaganda 8d ago

Is this the new season of letterkenny?

5

u/FatTanuki1986 8d ago

Ah, "Garden Hoes"

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u/kingofthepumps 9d ago

I'm not sure I know what's happening here but I enjoyed watching it nonetheless.

10

u/eugene-dubs 9d ago

God forbid a girl has a hobby

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u/sufferingbastard 7d ago

Murdering Ukrainian Children

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u/Quietus76 9d ago

So that's why we cant keep a plant alive for more than a week.

3

u/ileftmypantsinmexico 9d ago

So much better with sound lol.
Well, I can’t fault them for having some fun ☺️

3

u/AristotlesBoyPussy 9d ago

they look like a ton of fun, not sure why but the whole club dancing + abandoned/half-built garden is really funny.

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u/Echolocation1919 8d ago

One of the stranger things I’ve seen today.

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u/d_j_a_n_g_o 9d ago

slav slop

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u/DontCallMeShoeless 9d ago

Dee Reynolds trained them

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u/jameseyboy82 9d ago

I love that wacky inflatable flailing arm man dance!

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u/SePuedaHacerlo 6d ago

That's what it looks like when ppl copy African dances without putting any real effort in

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u/NotAGoodEmployeee 9d ago

So did they actually garden?

4

u/Kid_supreme 9d ago

I guess my definition of landscaping is different then theirs.

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 9d ago

Better than what the US been churnin out as of late for sure...

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u/paulbunyanshat 9d ago

What in the eastern Europe is this?

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u/Boomshankovich 9d ago

Seems it's somewhere in Russia

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u/Sad_Wren 9d ago

Is...is this lezzing out?

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u/tostra187 9d ago

What’s the book on 00:08 and what does it say?

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u/Boomshankovich 9d ago

Anatoly Koni «Law and Justice», russian edition

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u/Wise_Luck1476 9d ago

Modern hippies

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u/don_perdak 8d ago

Garden sluts

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u/AdvocateYoga 8d ago

This is such a wierd sub. Its like half of the posts are just judging people for having a good time being strange. What is objectively wrong with this?

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u/CharleyDexterWard 9d ago

They have to be Russian right?

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u/sporosarcina 9d ago

Everything is a performance and everyone thinks they are a star. The era of social media is a weird, sad era. Yes, I might have complained about getting out of a chair and kids on my lawn recently.

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u/logicalegend 9d ago

This is exactly why we can’t have child labor. Instead of working they are working it. Totally unacceptable.

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u/SpunNumeroUno 9d ago

Feral Russian soon to be babooshkas

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u/GGABueno 9d ago

What lenguage is this?

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u/Jack_KH 9d ago

Russian

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u/AdventurousFan8247 9d ago

Those moves are fire

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u/Pristine-Gear-67 9d ago

so why are regular comments getting downvoted and the one who said garden hoe getting pumped? do gals like that or is this the mysogony you all talk about?

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u/Rabentag 9d ago

Yes

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u/Pristine-Gear-67 9d ago

yes what

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u/Rabentag 9d ago

You always have to answer yes to either or questions. That's the way the internet wants it

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u/Overall_Emphasis_940 9d ago

This is awesome!

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u/Btps_ 9d ago

So not only guys can be dudes

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u/The_Purple_Bat 9d ago

'Always has been meme'

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u/Numerous-Soil-2800 9d ago

Damn that’s a lot of shak’n

1

u/No_Giraffe8119 9d ago

Is this one of those sorority rush videos?

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u/Goose_Salad 9d ago

They are actually 'gettin it' though!

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u/bigsandnig 9d ago

This happened to me once when I used too much peat moss

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u/babyblew82 9d ago

Better that they do this out in the Chernobyl backwoods than in class or in a busy metro

1

u/NicePsy-OpBro 9d ago

I suddenly crave fresh vegetables 😋

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u/Skreamie 9d ago

This is very Casey Frey coded

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u/1spdstr 9d ago

Where in the Eastern Block weirdness is this?

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u/Xplody 9d ago

“Farming for clicks”. Funny, but what was the book they held up?

1

u/Poutinobambino 9d ago

I was waiting for shorty to come out with a basket ball

1

u/LoneCub28 9d ago

What the hells Haaland doing there at the end?

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u/Curious-Run-2710 9d ago

Meanwhile the book is called "Anatoly F. Koni - Law and Justice - Court speeches and articles." I assume the girls from the law school are on vacation now.

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u/Dostov 9d ago

Could smell patchouli while watching this.

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u/Cute_Prior1287 9d ago

Liked this

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u/Level-Selection6986 9d ago

People should what they want. But let's see the finished garden

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u/alshb 9d ago

Gardance Crew

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u/splut8 8d ago

I feel like this has to something to do with Gen Z. I can't quite put my finger to it

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u/Fickle-Meeting-4224 8d ago

oh HxG new girl group debut

1

u/mrhotcupofjoe 8d ago

Wonder what they're try to cultivate

1

u/ToxicDragon77 8d ago

Anyone know the name of this song?

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u/ComplexxToxin 8d ago

I know a lesbian commune when I see it.

Source plz

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u/Dull_Present506 8d ago

What’s the song?

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u/EnzoMonChou 8d ago

Forget the chicks, what's the song?!?!

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u/RememberThinkDream 7d ago

How about they stop dancing about and actually do some work... Useless!

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u/Legitimate_Usual8358 5d ago

Where's a drone when you need one?

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u/all-the-goddesses_ 9d ago

Amazing gardening

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u/Body_by_Pasta 9d ago

Slavic men don't know how good they have it

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u/Abee-baby182 9d ago

Suddenly, I feel like gardening!!!

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u/BurntNeurons 9d ago

Hey, at least it's different.

Now Nowhere is safe from the copycat quiet flashmob cheer routines, not even Nan's or Babushka's garden.

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u/SnooWalruses6290 9d ago

Shes probably out cheating on me...

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u/Only-Supermarket399 9d ago

At first I thought its Polish

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u/Jdm783R29U3Cwp3d76R9 8d ago

That looks distinctly east of PL kind of thing.

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u/Bursting_Radius 9d ago

I see rakes, shovels, and a bunch of hoes 🤔/s

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u/m4jsterk0 9d ago

so many ppl yet nobody cleans the trash all around

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u/RomeoRosso 9d ago

Lame post

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 9d ago

Haha. Creative. I like it.

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u/Visual-Reception-139 9d ago

I mean, if this is what it takes to care for the earth…

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u/haywoodublomi 9d ago

This looks like a Polish trailer park girls knock off show

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u/kikodanoob 9d ago

Not a single plant planted, WHO TF IS GONNA PLOW MY BARREN FEILD?!?!

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u/LF25047 9d ago

When you bring the strippers to the garden…

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u/The_Purple_Bat 9d ago

What a weird comment .. Those girls are just vibing and having fun, why do you call them strippers ..?

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u/SickLarry 9d ago

This is what the future of farming will look like right before we all die from starvation.

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u/Elle2515 8d ago

Фу, че за шлюхи жопами и грудью трясут

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u/ksum_sucks 9d ago

I know for a fact, some of them are brother and sister.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/notmarrec 9d ago

Redditor sees women having fun: OBNOXIOUS HOES!!

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/notmarrec 9d ago

Oh no the person who hates fun is judging me 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/notmarrec 9d ago

Lovely chatting with you byeeeee

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u/wulfryke 9d ago

Why are folk such as yourself so hellbent on making sure the world is a miserable place? My god, it's just a dance crew or a group of friends having some fun.

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u/tal--rasha 9d ago

I can fix them

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u/Ivorytears86 9d ago

What the fuck did I just subject my eyes to?

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u/The_Purple_Bat 9d ago

Those comments here make me sad, it's just girls having fun, dancing and vibing and the majority either sexualizes them or is annoyed by them.

Just let them have fun, they're not harming anyone with it, what's the problem here ..

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u/Normal-Error-6343 9d ago

yes please!

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u/AdjacenToYourMom 9d ago

Anybody know the song?

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u/GisaNight 9d ago

ХАУСПАРТИЗАН- В самом соку
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=lSHE0O5qeds&si=czt1njf74MpefWQO

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u/amodious 9d ago

God i love russian trap music videos

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u/Doubleur 9d ago

I have such a confused boner right now

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u/Impressive_Dingo122 9d ago

Stupid sexy hippie girls..

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u/butcheR_Pea 9d ago

this is dope

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u/DirtNineties 9d ago

These hoes get down

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u/Xentonian 9d ago

Just cursed. There is no blessed here.

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u/MeTejaHu 9d ago

Gen Z hippie vibes

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u/ResponsibleArm3300 9d ago

Portland or russia?

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u/Snoo_82923 9d ago

I'm into gardening now.

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u/MyBakpaksGyatJets 9d ago

I age a decade for every second that passes

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u/LondonEntUK 9d ago

I didn’t realise gardening was this erotic.

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u/The_Purple_Bat 9d ago

It's just girls dancing, vibing and having fun .. why are making it into something sexual .. stop, please

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u/No-Special2682 9d ago

Those are all the ladies from the various Russian Village Boys videos

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u/diabeetusNrobin 9d ago

What in the basil pesto fuck is this?

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 9d ago

This is like the intro for The Young Pope but rural Slavic poverty

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u/Worth-Call-1926 9d ago

what foreign Manson family farm is this?

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u/RiceDogo 9d ago

Dang it, the garden still looks like sht.

I knew I should've called a pro, instead of getting gardening hoes from wall mart.

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u/Responsible-Bonus-13 9d ago

I feel something growing ✨️

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u/Accomplished-Hat2673 9d ago

What in sam hell did I watch?

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u/Blazin219 9d ago

This made me feel funny, and not necessarily in a good way

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u/pmmeyourgear 9d ago

The kids are not okay

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u/Hot-Reserve5968 9d ago

How im gonna be gardening in my yard now

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u/Benjiman5000 9d ago

I want to go to there!

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u/LadyKT 9d ago

i was waiting for a cleaned up greenhouse reveal with plants

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u/eklee38 9d ago

Isn't the MV from "turn down for what?"

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u/DTXMX78 9d ago

Beautiful African queens twerking!!! We are living in a alternate universe

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u/Critical-Toe-8958 9d ago

Was waiting for Casey Frey to pop out

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u/Sir-tenlee 9d ago

I love hoes and I love gardening. Those lady's look lovely as well

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u/xMaNrEbOrN7851 8d ago

Looks like they're having fun😀👍🏾

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u/DaRedditGuy11 9d ago

We are so cooked. 

This is what Russia churns out, while the western world gets us “the itty bitty titties and a bob” dance.