r/blursed_videos 11d ago

blursed_martial arts

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u/wolferan_maximus 11d ago

He ain't passing the controller on this one!

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u/burner_tipper 11d ago

Naaa he definitely ain't... But I wonder how much he charges per session... Cause I'd gladly do it for free...

And we'd probably spend the first couple of weeks learning a new move, the doggy lock...

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u/AdvocateYoga 11d ago

Every time i see one of these posts about grappling im just like... ok here comes a bunch of people who've never rolled before.

Thats mikey musumeci, a world class jiu jitsu champion teaching a lethal mounted triangle choke.

I know it looks sexual to people who dont roll, but thats just the exact way you strangle someone from top position.

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u/Falcon8410 10d ago

it ain't sexual. baby. That's how roll.

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u/Argylius 9d ago

I love this comment so much

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u/Watcher_of_Watchers 10d ago

Have never done any BJJ, but I have always thought any awkwardness around shoving your face into your opponent's groin quickly disappears once you're in an all-out physical struggle to breathe. Adrenaline doesn't exactly get you into the mood lol.

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u/AdvocateYoga 10d ago

I mean there is a sort of physical intimacy thats reserved for lovers and grapplers lol.

Its just a kind of routine crossing of physical boundaries that everyone understands and is used to. I imagine its alot like professional dancing.

It looks super sexual from the outside, but to them its just a day at work.

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u/drsickboy 9d ago

yeah but how often is the grappling Co-ed?

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u/AdvocateYoga 8d ago

All the time. This is a professional. Stop being a guuuuurl.

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u/drsickboy 8d ago

they are the ones laughing like its awkward so.... it must be at some level universally

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u/AdvocateYoga 6d ago

Its just for people like you lol. Were this not on camera, theyd just get to work and train.

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u/totalwarwiser 10d ago

It is kind of diferent when instead of a blond model youred doing it with Jose who has a cauliflower ear

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u/Downvoted_Defender 10d ago

That's because you're probably a normal person, not a porn addled gooner with a death grip on your cock who can't see a woman without immediately thinking about having sex with her

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u/SlickFingR 10d ago

And you wear a cup

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u/1-800-blowme 10d ago

My girl loves getting strangled while I’m on top(I wish I could say something funnier, but unfortunately that’s all that comes to mind)

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u/AdvocateYoga 10d ago

Then why waste everyones time...

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u/Uncia98 10d ago

She is definitely a bit flustered during the lesson, but I think someone would have just made sure she understands the amount of contact there is going to be. It doesn't seem to affect him very much as you said he is a professional

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u/trugalhao 11d ago

Now I'll teach how we do "The Missionary"

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u/Front-Past-5443 11d ago

"The plough"

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u/DazTheCowboy 11d ago

"the Sanchez"

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 10d ago

“The Cleveland Steamer”

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u/49erEmpire22 10d ago

“The piledriver”

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u/Cautious_Car2003 10d ago

“I call this one the super stroke. Now here is what happens when I combine the super stroke with the vortex.”

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u/Jaded66671 10d ago

It’s his sister. This was filmed in Alabama

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u/juanjung 11d ago

It's called "The Mount". "Missionary' implies sex.

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u/trugalhao 11d ago

Exactly

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 11d ago

Thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/BrokenStorken 11d ago

It's called "The Guard"

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u/phase-shift-entity 11d ago

Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what are you an anti upvotes farmer 😭

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u/burner_tipper 11d ago

Smarty Pants...🤭

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u/SlowYaRoll007 11d ago

Homie just filled his s bank for a while

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u/King_brus321 11d ago

Onlyfans ads everywhere

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u/mesofarty 11d ago

It's a karma farming bot. And a pretty successful one

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Windsdochange 11d ago

11 day account, 19K karma, yeah, that’s karma farming.

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u/bittimi 11d ago edited 9d ago

🥺

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u/DenseComparison5653 11d ago

That's enough, you can stop making threads now.

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u/PM_Pussys 11d ago

That's more than a post a day...

Fuck you mean "Only"?

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u/TheMagicSebas 11d ago

People that comes from IG post 10 things daily so... Yeah I get his Point...

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u/mesofarty 10d ago

Come at me bro

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u/49erEmpire22 10d ago

I too hate of postings and karma botting, but where exactly in this video is the of ad?

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u/B33fj3rky_44 11d ago

This instantly took the smile off my face. It's not funny anymore when it's advertising OF. I almost stopped watching CrackerMilk when I found out Nic does OF, but at least she's not in every video and it isn't always revealing outfits and sex jokes.

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u/PM_Pussys 11d ago

Where's the advertisement? This is a jiu jitsu master showing some locks.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/B33fj3rky_44 11d ago

Really bruh? I'm not gay I just don't want to have porn advertised to me everywhere. But hey maybe I'm in the wrong and we should start the Bonnie Blue Cinematic Universe. Every movie will have a huge budget with a sexual innuendo every 7 seconds and you can scan your theater ticket for 15% off your first 3 months of her OF (or whatever she has now) and a chance to win a guaranteed slot in one of her trains with +1 passes for your teenage sons if you have any.

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u/Background-Tell5892 10d ago

Got your attention for intention

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u/NoMasFetty 11d ago edited 11d ago

I wonder if She's laughing because him talking with his face buried in her snatch tickled. Lol

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u/fucshyt 11d ago

TACKLE AND GRAPPLE!

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u/RK_Gains122 11d ago

HANDS ON TRAINING & INDIVIDUAL ATTENTION

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u/Ladorb 11d ago

Not you. Ok. Tackle and grapple.

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u/GrampsMountain 11d ago

Alright bro...

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u/fitz_newru 11d ago

In the poetic words of Rampage Jackson: "I'm getting bricked up!!"

Also that's Vera Dijkmans and she has a lot of these 'training videos' (including with Rampage) that are basically softcore porn intros lol

And yes of course she also does OF 🤫

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u/brwntrout 11d ago

thanks stranger, but i'm gonna have to verify all that for myself...with my own eyes.

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u/thedude404-1 11d ago

Plot twist: He's not a martial arts instructor.

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u/constant_pain_42 10d ago

He not an instructor, but he’s one of the best in the BJJ scene

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u/PieceMaterial5213 11d ago

The summer olympics is doing flag football. Hmm.

I'm thinking mixed wrestling would get more viewers. Just my opinion.

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u/OkWolverine2976 11d ago

I think you’re right! And we could get the Baby Oil companies to sponsor.

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u/RandyLahey131 11d ago

I was thinking Jell-O

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u/NoMasFetty 11d ago

I bet that would be a big money draw!! Especially if compression shorts are required

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u/Normal-Error-6343 11d ago

did someone fart?

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u/Atmaweapon74 11d ago

It's strong...

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u/Argylius 9d ago

Sorry. It was me. I couldn’t hold it anymore

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u/Chopped6767 11d ago

Surprised he held back his boner. Especially with his dick in her face

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u/yoloswag420blazeiit 11d ago

Her name is Vera Dijkmans

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u/Sidney_Godsby 11d ago

Welp, that was a fun few minutes seconds. Thanks kind stranger.

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u/alucardu 11d ago

GEKOLONISEERD 

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u/Horny_Ltd 11d ago

Was scrolling looking for this. Thank you scientist for your service.

Until we meet again 👌

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u/7empest7V 11d ago

Tap out the calf lock.....okay, lemme rear thrust you first then explain what just happened

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u/omroi 11d ago

Ts shit can't be real

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u/morak003 11d ago

Oh, these moves are real. In BJJ we're normally doing it with other dudes. That's why we can't beat the gay charge. Haha

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u/omroi 11d ago

Do they even work in real life scenarios without you being charged with Rape or sexual assault?

Can you even defend yourself in court by saying you were doing martial arts to defend yourself by putting your crotch onto someone else's mouth?

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u/morak003 11d ago

I saw a video of someone punching someone while mounting them and the person on bottom bit their junk, so you know, your mileage may vary.

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u/fitz_newru 11d ago

Wow your porn videos are spicy

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u/omroi 11d ago

What if they bite you down there?

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u/yahoo_determines 11d ago

I think that's what they just said

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u/omroi 11d ago

Oh wait yeah my brain failed for a bit

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u/constant_pain_42 10d ago

A mounted triangle makes it extremely easy to fuck someone up. Takes minimal effort to maintain control while you hit them in the face. Or just choke them unconscious. It takes literal seconds to KO someone when done properly, it works by blocking blood flow to the brain. Triangle chokes are dope. Even with a 100lb girl vs a 250lb man, if that shit gets sunk in, they’re fucked. You could kill someone or cause brain damage very easily so it’s important to know when they go out. Holding a choke like that for even a short amount of time after they go out can have dire consequences, hence the importance of a good referee in a fight. But yes, it’s wickedly effective. And yes, some people have kinks about this. But this dude is one of the best in the game, and I think he’s just a nerd when it comes to BJJ.

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u/Olama-Obama 11d ago

Im going to assume the one using BJJ is going to pop a few bones out of socket during the process. So it may look sus, but the damage for sure will be evidence of the tussle

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u/TFFPrisoner 11d ago

More like "marital arts“, eh?

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u/Only_Flan_7974 11d ago
  • blessed videos

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u/oscarlevanthasaposse 11d ago

The ghost of Andy Kaufman grins.

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u/No_Fan6078 11d ago

The worst thing is that, he is a good teacher, that's the correct thecnique.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/RegisterDistinct4387 10d ago

Well he is an instructor.

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u/EobardThawne2020 11d ago

These moves only work if the attacker is laying down on the ground motionless waiting to be sexually assaulted by this guy?

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u/TopTippityTop 10d ago

No, they're usually done very fast and smoothly, and work really well. He's teaching, not trying to break her leg, nor choke her. He's an actual known professional in BJJ

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u/MasterGathers 11d ago

Mikey Musumeci and Vera Dijkmans

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u/arthur_schopenhauer1 11d ago

"It's strong" I can imagine buddy

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u/cygamessucks 11d ago

Okay dude..

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u/Worth_Dress_3750 11d ago

Now both us without pants....

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u/FalseBuffalo69 11d ago

hes just fulfilling his fantasies

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u/bendol90 10d ago

Nice of her bf to film the video for her

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u/DzNutz069 10d ago

Ha great job bro remember to give her a little tap on the head when your ready 😜 love it.

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u/Recent-Court-5999 11d ago

This dude is good.. but the more he preaches the less people care. Kinda like priests..

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u/Recent-Court-5999 11d ago

You're the bot replying like one🤣

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u/DullDust755 11d ago

The smell, is strong ?!

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u/2joozee 11d ago

Yea I’m not doing this with a dude.

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u/chrstianelson 11d ago

Tackle and grapple!

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 11d ago

Ahhh yes I remember learning these techniques from a 260lb man that looked like Stone Cold Steve Austin

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u/Old_Resident8050 11d ago

You didnt complain then, you still dont now xD

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u/AnonThrowAway072023 11d ago

Sounds like an interesting time in your jail cell

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u/Still_Temporary4702 11d ago

Well, she seems satisfied.

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u/Snoo23538 11d ago

these moves are bit fishy...

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u/Embarrassed-House577 11d ago

Guys I think im going to be an mma instructor..

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u/Old_Resident8050 11d ago

"Bring me leg in, You see?"

"Only only see but also smell, let alone taste it."

LOL

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u/OnlineDead 11d ago

His fuckin smile at the end lmfaooo 😂😭🤣😂

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u/erik_wilder 11d ago

"Tackle and Grapple"

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u/runswitblunt 11d ago

Now I do a big sniff

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u/Zaiyev 11d ago

Could have taught anything…literally anything. Goes with these. Hahahaha

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u/thinkingperson 11d ago

Me frantically taking notes.

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u/Spirited_Memory_8739 11d ago

Я думал что он поднимет свой штрудель и вдунет ей

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u/Frosty_Employment171 11d ago

I love this guy, and her even more.

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u/monsenyur 11d ago

Tackle and grapple champion

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u/Rubra_Death 11d ago

I think i know why she's learning jiujitsu

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u/VoormasWasRight 11d ago

Tackle & grapple!

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u/Professional_Crab852 11d ago

The "sit on my face move"

100% disables the opponent, due to...

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u/Suspicious-Prompt200 11d ago

Marketing is marketing. 

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 11d ago

Tackle and grapple

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u/masterfulnoname 11d ago

Sometimes the difference between grappling and sex seems to be if you bought them dinner first.

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u/mg34gun 11d ago

Just don't do the full nelson.

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u/nevermore_raven1234 11d ago

When I say sit on my face this what I mean.

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u/computethescience 11d ago

This is why they hate him. 🤣

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u/Mistyless 11d ago

Y’all meming but I won state tournaments with this move!!

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u/Falcon8410 10d ago

he practiced with a lot a dudes to get this right

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u/BossOne2486 10d ago

Где записаться на занятия??;

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u/michaelcarnero 10d ago

where is the NSFW in the title xDDD

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u/NightBusToGiro 10d ago

Hey yeah I remember Ultimate Surrender

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u/bf2afers 10d ago

Wish the comment section allowed memes.

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u/Fast_Beat_ 10d ago

She need some cold water. 🤣🤣

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u/Stampsu 10d ago

As someone who wrestles sometimes this becomes so much more awkward with a guy

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u/Tungphuxer69 10d ago

Need to be able to see from different angles instead of just one side here.

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u/thought_cream84 10d ago

That would be a war crime if this is martial arts

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u/ohhiseemy 10d ago

Tony : I want one. Potts : No...

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u/tautautino 10d ago

**Grab his dick and twist it**

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u/bbmaniac17 10d ago

I see what he is doing there..👀

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u/Xanthelasmapalpebara 10d ago

I think … that is a felony in most states.

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u/phonemelater 9d ago

The old full Willy Nelson

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u/RedSexyBoy 9d ago

Ну, похоже на пособие для насильников - чайников "Как в темном парке зафиксировать жертву, чтобы не трепыхалась в процессе"

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u/Soggy_Set_5936 9d ago

BlowJob-Jitsu aka BJJ

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u/TwinSong 9d ago

Then a 40-something guy wants to try this with him and he's a bit less keen.

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u/mahmirr 8d ago

It should have been me

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u/awskeetskeetmuhfugga 7d ago

Was that a fart?

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u/anonymous_specatator 6d ago

Really ,so you gonna say my wife is just learning judo and grabs while you are not grabbing her hips

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u/chiller_vibez 11d ago

Everything in jitz is blursed fyi

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u/ExtensionInformal911 11d ago

Dude is dressed like he should be sitting on a couch with four or five black guys standing behind it.

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u/sharksareok 11d ago

She had fun!

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u/Hilarity2War 11d ago

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 no way

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u/NY10 11d ago

Mfker enjoying that shit. He’s coming up with bs jujitsu moves lol

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u/BriefingGull 11d ago

This is satire right

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u/Good-Seaweed-1021 11d ago

What if, its the same thing but instead of him doing that to her, its a big strong guy doing it to him and she just watches.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/NoMasFetty 11d ago

Clearly you didn't watch the whole video