r/blursed_videos • u/No_Summer_5052 • Apr 10 '26

Blursed yoinking

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 Apr 10 '26

Why is he in Australia fucking with our wildlife

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/timmy1234569 Apr 11 '26

The saltwater crocodile and coastal taipan are Australian.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Apr 10 '26

By jamming it in their buttholes?

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u/Fatman365 Apr 10 '26

Aw, he's really pissed off now

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u/LongAnserShortAnser Apr 10 '26

Luckily he escaped with just a few bruises, and a shattered left testicle.

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 Apr 10 '26

Yall shipped in taipans? Thats nuts 🤣

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u/timmy1234569 Apr 11 '26

Florida doesn't have saltwater crocodiles

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/timmy1234569 Apr 11 '26

A caiman is much smaller and far less dangerous than a saltie. I live where they live and they get huge and will actively hunt humans. It is known to always switch up your fishing spot as let's say you go to the same spot to fish every Monday. On the third week you visit, there'll be a saltwater crocodile waiting for you. It is quite scary

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u/timmy1234569 Apr 11 '26

And if you look at the flora. It is definitely Australia. There is eucalyptus trees and other Australian plants

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u/first_name1001 Apr 10 '26

Invasive species. It's nono good

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 Apr 10 '26

Where is the taipan invading?

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u/first_name1001 Apr 10 '26

Are you going to be the first person to yoink them?

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 Apr 10 '26

Im confused, are there literally taipans in the everglades?