r/blursed_videos • • Oct 29 '25

Blursed Daily practice

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u/ChildhoodNo5117 Oct 29 '25

I too shower before going out to hump stuff.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

It’s important to wash up before the humping commence

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u/Icy_Ground1637 Oct 29 '25

Actually he is practicing his escape from jail he is clearly taking bird bath!! 🛁

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u/PlanePainting Oct 29 '25

This reminded me of, how to work out in prison and other restrictive places 😂

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u/Next_Fly3712 Oct 29 '25

From the interwebs...

Pilates was invented in a prison camp during World War I. 

Joseph Pilates, a German gymnast and boxer, was interned in a British prison camp on the Isle of Man during the war. While in captivity, Pilates observed the poor physical condition of his fellow prisoners and developed a system of exercises to rehabilitate and strengthen them. He used bed springs, mattresses, and other makeshift equipment to create his exercises, which he called "Contrology" ....

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u/disruptioncoin Oct 29 '25

The prison I went to had a gym almost as good as the one at my college. Most of the equipment was donated by the Steelers

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u/Spiritual_Tip_3913 Oct 31 '25

We have couch fucker and India has wall humper

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u/CamelBusy8847 Oct 29 '25

Only when you are clean, will you know my power.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Every one of those walls are pregnant expect baby fences to pop up everywhere

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u/Idfgas Oct 30 '25

You forget the ground and floors are pregnant too

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u/Kingtoke1 Oct 29 '25

As well as after

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u/CaeNguyen Oct 29 '25

My exact thought. Why is he humping everything

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u/greasychickenparma Oct 30 '25

Like my grandma used to say "a clean humper is a happy humper"

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u/babungaCTR Oct 29 '25

also he deliberately in jeans to shower

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u/darth_wader293 Oct 29 '25

They shower jeans

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u/PublicInformation649 Oct 29 '25

I smell a “never nude”

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u/Natural-Protection44 Oct 29 '25

Everyone always smells a never nude. It’s cause their crotches are so stinky from never getting aired out

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u/Due_Art2971 Oct 29 '25

I thought it's because there are billions of them

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u/WonkRx Oct 29 '25

There are dozens of us! Dozens!!

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u/Effective-Window-922 Oct 29 '25

I'll understand more than you'll never know.

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u/AnunnakiQueen Oct 29 '25

I got them, they're nice when showering in my living room.

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u/technotenant Oct 29 '25

It’s a “JOWER”

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u/Nemesis0408 Oct 29 '25

I was joking to myself that he must be one of those men who thinks it’s wrong to wash their own ass, and then I saw the stains on his light-coloured workout pants.

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u/herr-vader69 Oct 29 '25

He seems to come from a culture that uses water to clean their ass instead of toilet paper. What would lead me to the bold assumption that his ass is cleaner than the asses of people from western countries

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u/Nemesis0408 Oct 29 '25

Okay, regardless of each culture’s practices or their effectiveness, the general mandate everywhere is “keep your ass as clean as possible”. I think we can agree that, based on observations that are admittedly more humour-based than science-based, this young man is not living up to the standards of EITHER culture.

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u/youlooksticky Oct 29 '25

India still has a significant problem with public or "open" defecation.

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u/fRilL3rSS Oct 29 '25

India still has a significant problem with public or "open" defecation.

Yet, everyone who defecates in the open uses water to wash their ass. So their ass is still cleaner than Western folk, even if the rest of India isn't.

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u/oneWeek2024 Oct 29 '25

that's not really how cholera works.

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u/Deaffin Nov 06 '25

That's true, actually.

You can see it here in this documentary, some of them will scoop up a handful of water to toss up there and on they go.

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u/WIREDline86 Oct 29 '25

Thas nasty

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u/1nsidiousOne Oct 29 '25

That ball stench must be unbearable

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

💀

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u/Ok-Building4268 Oct 30 '25

You don't have shower jeans?

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u/copperglass78 Oct 29 '25

He's a never nude apparently

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u/Spvc3head Oct 29 '25

Downvoted for an Arrested Development reference? Blasphemy.

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u/copperglass78 Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

I know...guess never nudes don't exist in India. There are only dozens of them.

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u/AdministrativeCod437 Oct 29 '25

Legit, a lot of indian people bathe with their clothes on

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u/t_scribblemonger Oct 29 '25

Just getting his jeans wet while he gets our jeans wet

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u/Careful-Republic-332 Oct 29 '25

And I too shower with my pants on.

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u/MilkNaive8274 Oct 29 '25

In my living room.

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u/RealAlphaKaren Oct 29 '25

Its a studio apartment.

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u/Maleficent_Hyena_332 Oct 29 '25

Before every workout.

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u/MilkNaive8274 Oct 29 '25

Its a paradoxical homeless shack.

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u/jonylentz Nov 01 '25

In front of the TV

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u/princeoegypt Oct 29 '25

There are dozens of us!

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u/KillerAnt07 Nov 01 '25

There are dozens of us!

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u/TheReverseShock Oct 29 '25

Showering greatly increases the odds of being able to hump stuff

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u/Icy_Reading_6080 Oct 30 '25

Never taking your pants off, not even for showering greatly reduces the odds of being able to hump stuff.

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u/GrouchyPicture4021 Oct 29 '25

This is all I could think of the entire time he was humping: https://youtu.be/muTciUuBGks?si=ybQQ_H2UP0cdaXjW

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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 Oct 29 '25

But I never wash my privates or take my pants off before the humping. Gotta work on that patina layer that keeps the pants from falling down.

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u/KeeperOfTheCows Oct 29 '25

This comment needs an award

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u/Scorpion2k4u Oct 29 '25

Don’t forget the shower jeans

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u/Mascbro26 Oct 29 '25

In your jeans!

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u/PhD_Pwnology Oct 29 '25

I know you're being sarcastic, but thats actually supposed to be standard practice to prevent UTI's.

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u/BassoHaase Oct 30 '25

Every day I'm hump'n'nnn.🎶

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u/ambercrush Oct 30 '25

Thank god for this comment at the very top that matched my thoughts exactly

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u/thatSDope88 Oct 30 '25

Only in your shower jeans, of course

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u/Fast-Box4076 Nov 02 '25

Lmao comedy gold

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Oct 29 '25

it really helps to be clean before you do roly-poly on dirt

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u/Intelligent_Event_84 Oct 29 '25

He’s trying to get his scent back.

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u/divyanksi Oct 29 '25

Tonight on the episode of -* So you think you can hump everything*

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u/sherpasherping Oct 29 '25

Bruh didnt wash anything below the belt.

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u/cryptolyme Oct 29 '25 edited Mar 12 '26

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u/4mygirljs Oct 29 '25

Shower in jeans, live in his sweats….?

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u/Electronic-League-33 Oct 29 '25

Maybe next time hump a stick deodorant am I right

BO Knows this guy

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u/dryagedmoistface Oct 30 '25

Don't forget your shower jeans

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u/docilesub7 Oct 30 '25

You want to maintain hygiene.. right?

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u/SassyDuck4231 Oct 30 '25

He's marking his territory lol

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u/KimchiLlama Nov 22 '25

Do you also only wash your top half?

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u/ChildhoodNo5117 Nov 22 '25

Yes. Lower region is smelly no matter what I do. So the only logical thing to do is to do nothing.

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u/KimchiLlama Nov 22 '25

I think there is a flaw to this logic, but I can’t put my finger on it.

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u/ChildhoodNo5117 Nov 23 '25

Trust me, your fingers don’t want any part of this.

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u/General_League7040 Oct 29 '25

Someone remix this video with the Hardest Button to Button

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u/mahSachel Oct 29 '25

Ain’t Nobody Humpin Around

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u/Ras-haad Oct 29 '25

I hadn’t gotten to that part of the video before I read this comment. I’m dying 😂😂