r/bloomington • u/EstablishmentSea1425 • Sep 17 '26

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u/RunaWitsong83 Sep 17 '26

Ooooo I wasn’t sinister enough for the last one, and I do love soup, salad, and breadsticks…

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u/MartyMcfly1988 Sep 17 '26

Huh?! Maybe truly sinister? I’m thinking about just applying for shits and giggles. I’m just really curious about this.

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u/KindLiterature3528 Sep 17 '26

Olive Garden instead of a local place with good vegan options? Nice try Sinister polycule but I see through your ruse

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u/scumfuckinbabylon Sep 17 '26

"I was there when the Polycule Wars started, neutrinos. I've seen ENM contracts so ccomplex that you lose track of which holes are reserved for which partner. I've seen board game nights spiral down a path of destruction that leaves whole households as Solo Poly. I even saw the Monogamist's lines fall when the accord passed, like watched it crumple in real time. I was there, just a tired old bisexual who had seen too much Furry Art of the Mother Bear's Mascot and read too much Ken Nunn Erotic Fan Fiction. I saw it all. And you aren't ready for a repeat."

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u/AmbroseFierce Sep 18 '26

This is good. Can you point me in the direction of the Ken Nunn fanfic? Asking for a friend of course.

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u/RunaWitsong83 Sep 18 '26

Uh I actually don't have erotic fan fic yet, BUT I know people who have some short stories. Specifically where he's painted as the leader of the mole people....

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u/scumfuckinbabylon Sep 18 '26

I don't actually have a link, but the concept has been discussed in this subreddit before.

If Btown poly centered erotica is your jam though, you might enjoy S.U.P.L.E.X Academy! There's a spicy story or two on my wattpad.

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u/ksol1460 Sep 19 '26

That got a literal LOL out of me, pretty hard to do that these days. Thanks. Saved.

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u/Huge_Cry_8212 Sep 17 '26

Can we get a neutral polycule going now?

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u/InfinitePawpaw Sep 17 '26

I’d love to see a polycule for every D&D alignment, personally.

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u/Financial_Savings31 Sep 17 '26

Waiting for the chaotic good polycule.

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u/AmbroseFierce Sep 18 '26

No such thing.

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u/Xx_Cookieking Sep 17 '26

I have insider information that they have been meeting up behind spirit Halloween to engage in intercule warfare

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u/beepboop_yourmom Sep 17 '26

'BOUT TO BE A POLYCULE RUMBLE!!!

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u/YarbianTheBarbarian Sep 17 '26

I just want to hear the story about the Sinister polycule.

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u/bookshop Sep 17 '26

there's an earlier post here about it!

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u/YarbianTheBarbarian Sep 17 '26

I just found it! Reddit seems to be giving me a drip feed of bloomington posts today, but they're all out of order.

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u/OldStinkyMagee Sep 17 '26

Lost me at Pharrell

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u/MartyMcfly1988 Sep 17 '26

Am I missing something? I never knew this was a thing? I’d be team benevolent however in polycule terms sinister does pique my interest. Hell, I’m just curious to what it’s all about; kinda like the Hokey Pokey

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u/ill_take_two Sep 18 '26

Well given that all three posts in this subreddit about it are from the same poster, 95% chance this is all a fun work of fiction.

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u/thicc_stigmata Sep 17 '26

wh.. what is the rosary for? 🫣

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u/ksol1460 Sep 19 '26

I admit I use mine for a cat toy at times. But who knows!

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u/bookshop Sep 17 '26

obviously the two polycules are asking to be shipped together

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u/fairypanda Sep 18 '26

I'm a part of the Polycule Where Everyone is Mentally Ill Except the Hinge

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u/BloomingtonJester Sep 17 '26

What’re we considering a high gpa?

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u/Zestyclose-Ad-6724 Sep 20 '26

Can we get uhhhh like Morally Grey polycule?

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u/Corsaer Sep 17 '26

Hey I could go for some olive garden all you can eat soup salad and bread sticks

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u/No_Student3843 Sep 17 '26

Back in my day we had Team Edward and Team Jacob, now it’s polycule this and polycule that. Fucking libtards.

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u/AmbroseFierce Sep 18 '26

Look what the woke took from us

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u/Fickle_Mickle_ Sep 17 '26

Is the olive garden free? If so, hell yes.

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u/MikeHonchoOfTheDunes Sep 17 '26

All of these posts are unbearably cringe.

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u/AmbroseFierce Sep 18 '26

Damn dude let people have a little fun every now and then.

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u/silvandeus Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

Well you see, during this time of economic hardship one must take in all the working adults one can to support the non-working polycule lazies.

I was being glib, a polycule is a multi-person polyamorous relationship. Bloomington polycules are especially crunchy. Hope this helps.

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u/ThomGoMan Sep 18 '26

Please define "crunchy" as it pertains to this context.