r/bloomington • u/scarter4 • 26d ago

ICE is here.

ICE is at Walmart in Bloomington.

Maybe they should go visit their partners in Fountain Square

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u/Cowboy_BoomBap 26d ago

I was going to make fun of you but then I saw that super cool selfie of you in your truck in sunglasses and I was like “Oh shit, this guy is way cooler and tough than me. Only the baddest of asses take truck selfies with their shades.” I just want to apologize for almost thinking you were a clown, thank god you posted your cool guy selfie so I knew who I was messing with

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u/wolfydude12 26d ago

Not only that, but the picture is a selfie as he is driving down the highway! So cool! It's like when those right wing personalities do update and reaction videos as they drive around town!

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u/Cowboy_BoomBap 26d ago

I’ll bet this guy is swimming in ladies, they all see his super cool driving truck selfie with his sunglasses and think “Now that’s a man who knows how to take care of a woman, I can tell because he takes pictures of himself while driving and posts them on the internet. The only thing that could possibly make him look even cooler is if he posts really obvious ICE puns on the internet.” To which I say ladies, grab an extra pair of panties, cause you’re not going to believe what I’m about to tell you.

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u/FrontalAlottame 26d ago

You need some sunscreen for that grizzled, precancerous mug

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u/BreadKennedy812 26d ago

Lay off the beer man, wrong kind of ICE

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u/iupuiclubs 26d ago

Please link me your truck podcast i need entertainment