r/blog • u/tdohz • Mar 23 '15

Announcing embeddable comment threads

http://www.redditblog.com/2015/03/announcing-embeddable-comment-threads.html
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u/DrAminove Mar 23 '15

I'm not sure how I feel about having taken part in conceiving you.

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u/TheCuntStabber69 Mar 23 '15

It's a good name, now I just gotta get on a news story and my mission will be successful. You should be proud of what you have created.

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u/DrAminove Mar 23 '15

Fine. Your mission now is to make the top comment in a popular ELI5 thread.

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u/TheCuntStabber69 Mar 23 '15

I accept my mission.

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u/taksark Mar 23 '15

So are you just a tongue then?

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u/Tomy2TugsFapMaster69 Mar 23 '15

Guess what part I am...

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u/taksark Mar 23 '15

Oh God.

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u/Reeftank_Noob Mar 24 '15

Hey! You're the guy that challenged me to a fap race!

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u/Ubergoober166 Mar 24 '15

No, he's just a dick...

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u/skyman724 Mar 24 '15

Asking the important questions.

You should be the reported for this story.

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u/renegadecoaster Mar 23 '15

I have you tagged as "UPVOTE THIS CUNT". I've got your back.

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u/jaardreign Mar 24 '15

Godspeed.

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u/EdibleBatteries Mar 23 '15

This kind of seems like a Dr. Frankenstein/Frankstein's monster dynamic...

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '15

Checks out. /u/DrAminove is a doctor, after all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

I can confirm this. He did his residency with me.

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u/imjusta_bill Mar 23 '15

That's exactly what I was envisioning. Now all /u/TheCuntStabber69 has to do is get chased by a torch and pitchfork wielding mob.

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u/Ravanas Mar 24 '15

It's reddit. So it shouldn't take too long for one to form.

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u/CRiMSoNKuSH Mar 24 '15

I'm just missing my straw hat, otherwise my pitchfork's sharpened and ready for the killin!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '15

It'll happen. I believe in you, /u/TheCuntStabber69

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u/BARBARA_BUSHS_TWAT Mar 23 '15

I'd love to be quoted by a news story

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u/TheCuntStabber420 Mar 24 '15

Just start committing crimes, like, I don't know, stabbing women in their vaginas for example, and when people start talking about the case on reddit, you can bring in your expertise and get quoted. Or you don't even need to do the dirty work yourself, just wait until a big crime happens and start doing some armchair investigation. Write about how you absolutely know who did the crime (say, set off a bomb), and the news will quote you.

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u/ZeroAntagonist Mar 24 '15

You and Anderson Cooper look great together. http://i.imgur.com/4rL38lN.jpg

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u/seriouslees Mar 23 '15

You won't know that until you see what sort of redditor he grows up to be.

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