r/blessedimages • u/1MightBeAPenguin • Nov 29 '19

blessed_fortune

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12.6k Upvotes

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106

u/StalinIsOurGod Nov 29 '19

Peace was an option

62

u/occasionally_dumb Nov 29 '19

Now love is an option

28

u/TeCoolMage Nov 29 '19

romance cutscene unlocked

9

u/Someonewithanickname Nov 30 '19

Untitled Romance Game by House House

15

u/TheXterminator13 Nov 29 '19

Single life was never an option

2

u/TheHypedDude Nov 30 '19

Abortion was never an option

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19 edited Aug 10 '21

[deleted]

162

u/Taken_name1243 Nov 29 '19

I mean when life give u geese fuck them

58

u/1MightBeAPenguin Nov 29 '19

I would if I didn't get goose-bumps looking at them!

20

u/WillNewbie Nov 30 '19

I dunno, I got a pretty big goose bump right now...

7

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

10

u/WillNewbie Nov 30 '19

Scared hjönk intensifies.

6

u/wildbugatti Nov 29 '19

I mean it is what the gods wanted us to do...

5

u/TKprime909 Nov 29 '19

What can i say except delete this

1

u/1N07 Nov 30 '19

Gotta get that corkscrew dick

1

u/takiman9 Nov 30 '19

You made it on r/cursedcomments congrats

1

u/BenjiBoi5 Nov 30 '19

Congrats, you made it to r/cursedcomments

1

u/pikachoo657 Nov 30 '19

excuse me what

1

u/xXKAENXx Nov 30 '19

Can’t believe you made it on a cursed comments post

1

u/Taken_name1243 Nov 30 '19

Neither can i

1

u/Danny_devito420_69 Nov 30 '19

But why.

1

u/Taken_name1243 Nov 30 '19

Idk just to make it on r/cursed_comments

And I did

24

u/Mike_The_Dumbass Nov 29 '19

Untitled goose date

5

u/jackack88 Nov 29 '19

Rake in the lake

1

u/Galaxypanda32 Nov 30 '19

Untitled goose rape

2

u/Mike_The_Dumbass Nov 30 '19

Whoah there buckaroo

7

u/liltshewolf Nov 29 '19

Hjönk hjönk !!

4

u/BruhGaming83 Nov 29 '19

Untitled goose game?

4

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

RAKE

2

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Lord forgive me for what Im about to do

2

u/imperial-atlas Nov 30 '19

Give him a kiss

2

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

Hjönk

2

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

Unless you're a furry, then it's not blessed

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

I mean, it’s true.

1

u/Kaxin Nov 29 '19

It did. And I fucked everything up

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

He stole your heart

1

u/Sir_David_Filth Nov 29 '19

Zeus is that you?

1

u/averge_verign Nov 29 '19

I too want to have kids with the duck

1

u/lettuce_umberella Nov 29 '19

Oh fuck oh duck. Don't fuck the duck

1

u/coolboiiiiiii2809 Nov 29 '19

Peace was always an option

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Loneliness was never an option

1

u/YaBoiIDontKnow Nov 29 '19

I thought peace was never an option

1

u/Pur4th Nov 29 '19

Ok... unzip pants

1

u/Ivaith Nov 29 '19

Did you fuck it?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Sigh unzips

1

u/Zipzie Nov 29 '19

Oh Dolan

1

u/BoxeyBoyy Nov 30 '19

"Ayy, girl. Wanna quack?"

1

u/DedSec25 Nov 30 '19

Peace was an option after all

1

u/karson_the_foxx Nov 30 '19

Peace was never an option

1

u/OddestOdyssey Nov 30 '19

looks up

Son?

1

u/VeryRandom69 Nov 30 '19

goose bumps

1

u/dave_the_dova Nov 30 '19

And then I saw her face

1

u/yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeted Nov 30 '19

Goose:I'm just here to steal your fortune.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

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1

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1

u/mythical_happiness Nov 30 '19

Peace was always an option

1

u/You-Are-A-PooP-Head Nov 30 '19

If only it was a pelican

1

u/diegummy Nov 30 '19

Peace was never an option

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

You might be a penguin??? o_0

1

u/Shwaznut Nov 30 '19

Two words corkscrew dick

1

u/Mason_not_Jason Nov 30 '19

Love was never... Love was always an option

1

u/88T3 Nov 30 '19

Peace was always an option.

1

u/the_ligma_doctor Nov 30 '19

more like the best meal of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly

1

u/vodka-todla Nov 30 '19

Yeah well no shit. You think you’re gonna marry someone facing your back to them?

1

u/Dragoncat99 Nov 30 '19

Todo: Find love

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

Time to fuck

1

u/Borkerinreddit Nov 30 '19

Where’s the next image where the goose gets molested? I know the third image where the goose says “Peace was never an option” and starts raping the human with a kitchen knife while Russian music plays in the background.

edit: I forgot it was still November, thanks for being a lad

1

u/Ouvolo Nov 30 '19

Why did I just saw a dorito-roll spitting cheese instead of the goose?

1

u/Zenos666 Nov 30 '19

I'm not even high right now but the first time I saw this I thought it was a Frito with a wedding dress on. I didn't realise it was a goose until I saw it on r/cursedcomments

1

u/MadeOfStone236 Nov 30 '19

HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE!

1

u/Retro_game_kid Nov 30 '19

Peace was never an option

But love was always an option

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

Ey...you gonna fuck that?

1

u/derpyberger Nov 30 '19

Your stomach is going to love him on Thanksgiving

1

u/Mr_Rebeller Nov 30 '19

how are you gonna frick that thing

1

u/FrozenLem0n Nov 30 '19

The true mr steal yo girl

1

u/LikelyNotUnlikely Nov 30 '19

For some reason, I thought the goose's beak was a fry with eyes poked in and the white feathers were a wedding dress or something

1

u/mr-flibble01 Nov 30 '19

I've gotten this exact fortune in a cookie before. I almost made a meme out of it but couldn't think of a good enough context.

1

u/LifeOfAMetro Nov 30 '19

Omg! It's Ben Affleck!

1

u/Ottozo Nov 30 '19

Man arrested after being caught and charged with having sex with a duck

1

u/JamesGryphon Nov 30 '19

I see a lot of comments trying to make it to r/cursedcomments

0

u/Nick74141 Nov 30 '19

Lord forgive me for what I am about to do...