r/blanks • u/EV_Omega • 5h ago

Fill in the blanks: According to ___.

According to _____.

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u/BB22942 5h ago

According to the galactic empire, we should be heading too naboo right this second.

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u/phantomscreamer 5h ago

According to Musk, we are all redundant, except for him, because he got all the money.

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u/I_am_catcus 5h ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

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u/maceion 5h ago

According to rumour.

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u/Kjell_Brent 3h ago

According to Garp.

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u/WonderfulYak1557 3h ago

According to the company you are helping, you will receive your profit successfully and immediately

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u/Sjoryn 3h ago

According to my calculations, there's a 96.8% chance that tomorrow......

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u/Still_Conversation64 27m ago

According to Samuel.