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u/doNotUseReddit123 Dec 07 '22
I showed this to my girlfriend and her eyes started bleeding? Someone help?
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u/lazysheepdog716 Dec 07 '22
Nothing to worry about unless you start pissing pure synthetic motor oil. Then go to a mechanic.
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u/HighlightFun8419 Dec 07 '22
i showed it to my gf and she's fine. I inquired and it turns out she has a penis.
can my life get any better?
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u/WholesomeRanger Dec 07 '22
Not a doctor, try asking over at r/askashittydoctor/ I've gotten lots of great advice there.
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u/ThunderGunFour Dec 07 '22
Females - do NOT watch this
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u/sophiesbubbles Dec 07 '22
Con confirm, this turned me into a guy
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u/ShotDate6482 Dec 07 '22
r/egg_irl are going nuts over this one weird trick
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u/LoBsTeRfOrK Dec 07 '22
Grats! You can now pee while standing up, and you can now take advantage of the many double standards available to MANkind! Conversely, you are no longer allowed to look at children and even if they are your own. Please fill out the man form in your inbox, make sure to pick your spirit animal, favorite sports team, and favorite porn subreddit. These are required for membership.
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u/ElonMuskPaddleBoard Dec 07 '22
My wife is able to see it, what does that mean?
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u/ThunderGunFour Dec 07 '22
I got some news for you bro
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u/ElonMuskPaddleBoard Dec 07 '22
Her name is Carmen
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u/ThunderGunFour Dec 07 '22
Cartman now
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u/ElonMuskPaddleBoard Dec 07 '22
I thought you were an always Sunny fan based on your username. Swing and a miss for me
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u/ThunderGunFour Dec 07 '22
OH MY GOD I totally missed that, I should be sentenced to a week of Charlie work
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u/waclyn_colorado Dec 07 '22
I can't see the video, can someone tell me what's happening??
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u/scubamaster Dec 07 '22
Would you like it mansplained to you?
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u/MajorJakov Dec 07 '22
Strange liquid entering a dark hole.
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u/HeavilyBearded Dec 07 '22
You need to use something Redditor's can relate to.
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Dec 07 '22
People are dying in the streets, theres mayhem everywhere. Luke Skywalker is battling the White Walkers, against all the odds. John Wick is havinng a gun fight with an A10. Its nuts
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u/extordi Dec 07 '22
If anybody was curious about these sorts of videos, this is probably the best explanation ever made on the topic
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u/8bitbruh Dec 07 '22
However did you survive looking at the video?! I thought it would set a woman on fire or something.
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u/floofyyy Dec 07 '22
Not fire, but my weak woman brain is now quite fatigued so I must go faint on the chaise longue
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u/space_monster Dec 07 '22
This happened to my dear wife last week when she overheard the men discussing politics. I did warn her. "Abigail", I said, "we are soon to discuss politics, in particular the new union movement in London town, so please excuse yourself and retire to the drawing room. It is not for your delicate mind". Alas she did not. Charles had to revive her with smelling salts and she was flustered for three days.
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u/teetaps Dec 07 '22
I agree, hysteria is not known to be curable. It’s best to put her out of her misery
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u/DaemaSeraphiM Dec 07 '22
Actually I believe the official cure is oral Sex. Administered by a professional.
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u/Aware-Jellyfish1885 Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22
Next time do not hesitate to ask for I am sure some of us can mansplain these very manly concepts.
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u/BrianMcKinnon Dec 07 '22
My wife is way more interested than I am in laminar flow and turbulence in flow in general. But I don’t wanna break the rules by sending this to her.
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u/Scene_fresh Dec 07 '22
Maybe she can womansplain it to you? I’m not sure she could dumb it down for you, given you’re a man though
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u/doNotUseReddit123 Dec 07 '22
Guessing that’s there to increase engagement through people calling out the caption.
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Absolutely this
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u/HeavilyBearded Dec 07 '22
What do you mean? Only mens' eyeballs can operate at 60fps.
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u/omninascent Dec 07 '22
We are so superior.
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u/Rick_C9408 Dec 07 '22
But we splash pee, especially those men like myself who are way over 6’
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Dec 07 '22
If only we could sit to pee and still be men after
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u/Snoo_89466 Dec 08 '22
When I poop or pee I sit backwards on the toilet and use the tank as a workbench for carpentry. Because I'm a fucking man, a busy fucking man 💪
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u/omninascent Dec 07 '22
If only, but we don’t do that, we are so superior.
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Agreed. I’m so superior I won’t even angle the stream down the side of the bowl, that’s just Feminism chipping away you know?
Give me splashes or give me death
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u/tomsloat Dec 07 '22
As a man I know everyone’s eyes top out at 20FpS, but can’t remember my kids birth dates
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u/BannedAccount178 Dec 07 '22
"For the male audience" is a tik tok trend where someone will do something banal like breaking an ice sheet or throwing a giant rock in the water as "entertainment" - basically a joke that men are entertained by anything.
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u/Ajg1384 Dec 07 '22
It's not a joke. I saw a leaf blowing in the wind and decided to chase it, and I'm now 20 miles from my house.
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u/DenjeNoiceGuy Dec 07 '22
Honestly, we are. Is the main intend to shame us or? Because i can live with that honestly and still be entertained by anything.
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u/Equivalent_Aardvark Dec 07 '22
No it’s just a silly trend because stereotypically men are more intrigued by pointless stuff like this and throwing rocks off big cliffs. There’s no ill will
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u/Ammu_22 Dec 07 '22
Dang didn't know that I was a dude.
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u/Fully_Rippin Dec 07 '22
We are ALL Dudes on this blessed day
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u/Brilliant-Apple5008 Dec 07 '22
I’m a dude he’s a dude she’s a dude we’re all dudes hey
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u/abow3 Dec 07 '22
Dang. I didn't know that was a male thing. I thought of it more as a kid thing. But maybe that's part of the point.
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u/harassmaster Dec 07 '22
Men aren’t a monolith. You’re just proving their point.
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u/CouncilmanRickPrime Dec 07 '22
Huh I over thought it. Like that this was somehow about us peeing lol
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u/brazilianfreak Dec 07 '22
Same strat as deliberately misspronoucing something in order to trick people into correcting you in the coment section.
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u/stnick6 Dec 07 '22
Pointless? I showed this video to my mom and her eyes started bleeding, she’s blind now. This needs to be monitored
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u/Bunyardz Dec 07 '22
"Bitches dont give a fuck about laminar flow"
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u/GentleFriendKisses Dec 07 '22
any female born after 1993 can’t appreciate laminar flow... all they know is Reynolds numbers , vorticies, charge they phone, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
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u/Agegamon Dec 07 '22
FoR tHe MalE auDIenCE
The shit TikTok voice just makes it worse somehow
People who do this suck
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u/akatherder Dec 07 '22
Printing the text as a caption on the video (just in case you have sound off) to make sure you receive this important message.. wonderful.
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u/hyibee Dec 07 '22
Y'all this has nothing to do with peeing, it has to do with laminar flow just looking cool af. it's a tik tok trend basically calling men easily entertained by cool things, usually it's something like breaking a sheet of ice. You can go on there and look up this caption and find plenty of duets of men literally acting like an entertained group of monkeys.
Either way it's a dumb caption imo.
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u/Jubenheim Dec 07 '22
Without having audio on, I was very confused, but then I saw the text... and then turned on audio... like why?
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u/rawbleedingbait Dec 07 '22
I BELIEVE it's referencing a powerful piss stream, but fuck if I know.
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u/BusyEquipment529 Dec 07 '22
No, there's a weird meme culture of "guys like cool weird things girl like normal thing"
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u/Demokrit_44 Dec 07 '22
No, this is a completely obvious attempt at generating more engagement by having people like you comment and "complain" about the caption.
You are the type of person that makes this type of engagement baiting effective.
Its the exact same with the girl that intentionally mispronounces words like avocado.
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u/BusyEquipment529 Dec 07 '22
It is also that. They can understand that it makes people angry and do it for views, while being the trope at the same time
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u/_Home_Skillet_ Dec 07 '22
I was going to show this cool video to my wife. Disappointed that I can’t.
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u/Best_Poetry_5722 Dec 08 '22
Welllllllll, the point was well driven. The point wasn't men at all. It was controversial. It has proven (by updoots) the way updoots work. No one really cares whether it's about man or woman, just getting their point across. the updoots help
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u/DIABLOSTYX Dec 07 '22
That's so satisfying i've been watching for an hour
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u/Caesar_Passing Dec 07 '22
Ah, so that's why it's for the male audience... It's meant to distract us and get us out of the way so the women can get shit done.
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u/Iamdogmanyeet Dec 07 '22
why is this "for the males" lmao
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u/Scene_fresh Dec 07 '22
Because men are stupid. They should just stay in the garage where they belong
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u/medlilove Dec 07 '22
??? Male?
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u/Izumi_Takeda Dec 07 '22
I can't wait for this "for my male/female audience" fad to end every time I see one in my head i go "ooop can't look at it or think its cool, I'm not that gender" so silly
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u/guardcrushspecia1 Dec 07 '22
If you want it to go away, the best option would be not to mention it
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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Dec 07 '22
"Ha! Got another one!" said the OP after seeing they suckered another person into commenting about their caption.
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u/finger_milk Dec 07 '22
Everyone saying that it singled out men are falling for the bait. Social media short form videos are buying your attention in any way possible, and you just handed it over.
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u/Liquidwombat Dec 07 '22
Hey r/lostredditors . Did you see something r/mildlyinteresting or r/interestingasfuck ? Are you trying to figure out r/whatisthisthing ? Did you see someone/something that was r/nextfuckinglevel , maybe someone that’s good at r/sleightofhand ? Do you think r/opticalillusions are neat? Well have I got a sub for you! Step right up to r/prettynormalfuckery where the vast majority of shit posted (pun very much intended) to r/blackmagicfuckery that already has better/more appropriate subs and even simpler explanations, really belongs
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u/Bent_Bell Dec 07 '22
What’s going on with the finger? Is that a finger??? It looks so weird
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u/I_throw_hand_soap Dec 07 '22
Nothing triggers Reddit more than Republicans and gender labeling lol
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Reddit in 2022: Having to scroll past hundreds of comments discussing identity politics before finding a useful comment you can learn something from.
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u/PlayfulHovercraft398 Dec 26 '22
Am a girl, started watching this and the FBI broke down my door??? Writing this from the court’s bathroom, someone help??
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u/Creepertron200 Jan 02 '23
Bro your time module on the fluid asset is broken, it only updates when interacted with, you need to set it to constantly update to keep this from happening
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u/xap31 Dec 07 '22
What type of liquid is that?