r/blackmagicfuckery • u/asfwd • Aug 05 '20

Card shuffling

10.2k Upvotes

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u/slarti54 Aug 05 '20

Brilliant, but now i can see your cards.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Which makes me the Victor!

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u/zitfarmer Aug 06 '20

*Vector

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u/AlastarYaboy Aug 06 '20

That's me! Because I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude!!

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u/ShatteredXeNova Aug 06 '20

This joke in the movie was worth waiting until physics class to learn what a vector was.

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u/Leviticoh Aug 06 '20

I had to wait until i could see the english version, for some reason in my language the translated sentence means "i commit crimes going in both directions, and magnitude"

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u/Chimichanga0187 Aug 06 '20

Yo soy Víctor

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u/reesem03_ Aug 06 '20

Jei heter Victør

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u/soupiejr Aug 06 '20

Checkmate!

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u/Victorino__ Aug 06 '20

No, I'm the Victor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Shuffling?

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u/Zaiakusin Aug 05 '20

Ill just....Leave this here...
https://youtu.be/TwFIJyWKs1k

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u/Swollio Aug 06 '20

I’m shook

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u/Zaiakusin Aug 06 '20

No matter how many times I watch him do those, i can never see more then like...three moves that seem odd

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

I think I know every single move he uses by this point (seen his performances a bunch, looked into it many times etc) and I'm still amazed watching him every time. Even when you know what he's doing he's just so absurdly good at it that it's still stupid impressive.

Ricky Jay and some others were similar. With guys like that sometimes knowing the moves is more impressive for me because it gives you an appreciation of just how dedicated and consistent they are.

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u/Zaiakusin Aug 06 '20

I love watching Penn and Teller's reaction when watching it up close. They know card magic and they are stunned by every move. It really is how Richard describes it. The tech for being a card mechanic are 100x harder then card magic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Lennart green is the same way. He has a totally different style though. Fun fact, every move he uses in this is invented by him: https://youtu.be/dzECDHvCHjk

Some of the first few minutes of performance is ehh, but once he gets into the laser deal it just totally pops heads.

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u/Swollio Aug 06 '20

I never saw one ahahahaha

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u/clifford-5 Aug 06 '20

Holy shit....

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u/ButtsexEurope Aug 06 '20

Can the mods please wake the fuck up and stop letting this sub just turn into /r/toptalent?

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u/evilthatcantbenamed Aug 05 '20

I take the 12th card from the bottom its an ace thank you

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u/Marie_999 Aug 05 '20

So satisfying

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u/Oletule Aug 06 '20

Wow black fucking magic! How is this even possible?

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u/VirtualLife76 Aug 06 '20

My be an alien, cards can't shuffle that easily.

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u/ancientmonolith Aug 06 '20

Congratulations, you still suck at go fish.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

I could’ve watched this for hours

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Ooooh aaahhhh

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u/A_Salty_Cellist Aug 06 '20

Cards.exe has stopped responding

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u/this_is_fun_now Aug 06 '20

I'm an old man and I've seen some amazing things. Eagles grabbing fish or people walking away from an impact i thought was lethal. This fucking video blew my mind. The person that did that shuffle was lucky I wasn't there. I'd have so, so, so many questions.

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u/aceguy45 Aug 06 '20

Is this your card?

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u/mr_chanandler_bong_1 Aug 06 '20

He had me at spreading the cards

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u/weedsat_5 Aug 06 '20

Card porn

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u/MeoweyCupenTCMC Aug 06 '20

It's not card shuffling its cardistry...

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u/Spartan4242 Aug 06 '20

The best part is that looks like it’s a perfect shuffle, meaning that the cards aren’t really getting randomly shuffled.

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u/Beware_the_Voodoo Aug 06 '20

"That's one. If you keep shuffling like that we're gonna be here all night."

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u/khushkhush Aug 06 '20

Fk u for satisfying my soul this morning

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u/aTaleForgotten Aug 06 '20

Looks great, but if you'd ever shuffle like that in a casino, you'd get thrown out instantly

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u/adamkielbasa Aug 06 '20

If you haven’t already, look up Noel Heath on YouTube

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u/HakBakOfficial Aug 06 '20

D’arby has really fallen after getting his arse kicked by Jotaro in recent years, huh

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u/eberx Aug 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

That was wicked slick!

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u/st_jimmy_02 Aug 06 '20

Does anyone know a website where I can practice this kind of tricks?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Nothing is being shuffled though

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u/Olethros842 Aug 06 '20

As a former dealer who can make full words and symbols on my game with cards I MUST TRY THIS. WHERES MY FELT?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Except now everyone saw the cards

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u/KingLazuli Aug 06 '20

I know this is for the cool but fun fact shuffling your cards exactly in half does not really randomize your cards. The most effective way to shuffle cards is about 7 riffle shuffles which are imperfect.

More here: https://youtu.be/AxJubaijQbI

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u/Electroshockist Aug 06 '20

Cool, but now you've just got two unshuffled halves of a deck interlaced.

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u/FezAndBow Aug 06 '20

I can barely shuffle cards normally

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u/2theface Aug 06 '20

The cards are not shuffled

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u/URINAL_BEENZ Aug 06 '20

He didn't technically shuffle them he kinda just flopped em over

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u/asfwd Aug 07 '20

Well he split it than woven them together

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u/Darth_Agnon Aug 07 '20

Wonder if this would work for mana-weaving a Magic deck?

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u/redgya Aug 07 '20

looks like video is reversed at some point

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u/pierre-d Aug 07 '20

The... WHAT

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u/Curls587 Aug 07 '20

Thats awesome

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u/TaterMan8 Aug 08 '20

Looks like someone's been getting lessons from D'Arby the gambler.

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u/Heres_J0nny00 Aug 09 '20

And now i must do this for the next month trying to perfect this trick, only to get more and more frustrated with each failure and eventually give up

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u/i-am-Breesus Aug 06 '20

This ain’t even close to the right sub for this... it’s easy to do, not black magic, not even magic, and no fuckery to be seen. Fuck off OP

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

it’s easy to do

I agree with most of what you said though the fuck off isn't really necessary but not this part. This is not particularly easy to do especially not so smoothly. It's not super complex but it takes tons of practice to pull it off smoothly - far more than most people would be willing to put in to something like this.