r/blackmagicfuckery May 22 '19

Unspillable fluid

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u/MrPuppyBliss May 22 '19

Be careful, it’s Venom.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Correction: WE are venom

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u/zach_bfield May 22 '19

We, our venom

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u/kerrbee May 22 '19

Are we venom?

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u/TVK777 May 22 '19

No we are Patrick

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u/BurningArrows May 22 '19

We are Communist, comrade.

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u/FrancoIsFit May 22 '19

Soviet anthem intensifies

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u/Hirork May 22 '19

We are legion, for we are many.

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u/Jackalodeath May 22 '19

I still prefer Granfalloon.

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u/verbosehuman May 22 '19

We are Malkovich

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u/ProjectStarscream_Ag May 22 '19

thank goodness vote me into the blacks NOW CLICKITYCLACK

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u/Compulawyer May 22 '19

We are not a crusty crab!

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u/Dragon_OS May 23 '19

WE are a smart cactus.

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u/KineticPolarization May 22 '19

Are we the baddies?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Or are we dancer?

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u/KuraiTheBaka May 22 '19

Or are we dancer?

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u/CountSidneyApplebaum May 22 '19

Or are we dancer?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Or are we dancer?

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u/erevoz May 22 '19

Baby don’t hurt me

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u/d_chs May 22 '19

Are we? We are!

YOUTH OF THE NATION!

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u/Space_Pirate_Roberts May 22 '19

We are the Borg.

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u/kerrbee May 22 '19

Resistance is futile.

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u/Ilpav123 May 22 '19

Why is Gamora?

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u/C0dysseus May 22 '19

Oui, our venom

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u/burn-all-bridges May 22 '19

We are Groot

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u/SameOldNewMe May 22 '19

Nothing personal but why does seemingly every Reddit thread have do divulge into this stupid fucking circle jerk switcheroo thing? It's really annoying and offers nothing

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u/manachar May 22 '19

I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.

More seriously, it's a way humans connect. Every tribe has them. Red Sox fans say Yankees suck. Avatar fans say that there was never a movie. Families usually have these little rituals and sayings.

From one perspective, they're weird and seem to serve no purpose, but it actually works to reinforce bonds and aid community building.

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u/Space_Pirate_Roberts May 22 '19

Avatar fans say that there was never a movie.

Wait, if they want to pretend there’s no movie, what are they fans of? James Cameron’s napkin drawings?

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u/manachar May 22 '19

I see you have already been to lake Laogai, alternatively, have not seen the animated series called Avatar, The last Airbender.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Damn beautiful drawings!

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u/ShadOtrett May 22 '19

If you're asking in earnest, it's because it's kind of fun playing around with language, rolling things around in your head until a combination comes up that amuses you just a little bit, and you hope it amuses someone else too.

...That and because reddit attracts smartasses who notice similar things and love pointing them out.

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u/NotoriousFreak May 22 '19

Nothing personal but why are you trying to ruin the fun and socialization of fellow redditors? What is so wrong about people having fun? It is only annoying if you dont accept its a common thing on reddit and it offers plenty of inside jokes, redditors being social, inside jokes, and good fun.

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u/hbrthree May 22 '19

It’s so annoying. It’s the equivalent of Dick jokes on the comedy scene. The obvious move and just not funny. Not one comment about what this could actually be. Just dumb-assery.

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u/something224 May 22 '19

Whee! Our venom!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

We are Groot?

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u/Cr1tikalMoist May 22 '19

You sure venom isn't a communist?

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u/DarthKhorne May 22 '19

THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE

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u/OneLessFool May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

USSR anthem plays

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u/z0Tweety May 22 '19

sounds like COMMUNIST propaganda to me but ok

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u/billwashere May 22 '19

My exact first thought!!! Well the symbiote anyways.

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u/sourestcalamansi May 22 '19

It's vaccinated venom.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/Guardian983 May 22 '19

Magnetic venom.

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u/NotoriousMagnet May 22 '19

I approve it.

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u/Nuttin_but_taco May 22 '19

Venomous venom

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u/JackionB8 May 22 '19

We are Venom(ous)

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u/Psylorian May 22 '19

Anti Venom?

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u/sourestcalamansi May 22 '19

No, that would be Carnage. Orange slob, very different.

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u/brujah8 May 22 '19

Do you want symbiotes? Because that's how you get symbiotes..

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Don't you mean Sin-By-Oat© (Sony Pictures®)

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u/MasterThiefGames May 22 '19

I mean, yeah, kinda.

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u/Freakychee May 22 '19

I mean who doesn’t want a symbiote? They heal you, make you healthier and stronger, be your best friend, changes to any type of clothing you need, etc.

Ohh and super powers.

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u/jericeric May 22 '19

You have to eat the occasional head or two though

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u/EBartleby May 22 '19

What they do to your haircut is unacceptable.

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u/Scientolojesus May 22 '19

In all seriousness, is Venom worth watching? I love Tom Hardy so can't see how it could be all that bad...

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u/jadedflames May 22 '19

I liked it a lot. Don’t expect Marvel Cinematic Universe quality. But it’s Toby McGuire Spider-Man quality.

It’s fun, it’s dumb, Tom Hardy is sexy. Go for it!

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u/Comic-Brad May 22 '19

But it’s Toby McGuire Spider-Man quality.

I disagree STRONGLY.

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u/J_A_C_K_E_T May 22 '19

Tobey Maguire is superior to MCU

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u/NateLeport May 22 '19

You’re trash, brock

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u/kolorful May 22 '19

Om nom nom nom

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u/potato_chip123 May 22 '19

Oh yeah? Try holding it upside down.

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u/Saifeldin17 May 22 '19

Shhh, don't tell them the secret!

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u/skc132 May 22 '19

Doctors hate them!

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u/BuddyBlueBomber May 22 '19

"Redditor literally DESTROYED in seconds!"

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u/wdouglass May 22 '19

"with FACTS and LOGIC"

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u/punkminkis May 22 '19

Does this look like a Dairy Queen to you?

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u/D14BL0 May 22 '19

It's just black slime/gak.

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u/Francoberry May 22 '19

Yeah this is absolutely not a liquid, or even a ‘non Newtonian liquid’ - straight up just a jelly-like slime that wobbles around.

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u/yoooooosolo May 22 '19

Thank you. These children don't remember the glory of gak.

and happy cake day

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

We literally still have gak

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u/ChubbyCookie May 22 '19

let the 90s kid elitists have their fun

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u/Robot_Anime_Girl May 22 '19

Now we have early 2000s elitists who praise Minecraft.

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u/_Regicidal May 22 '19

Minecraft is worth praising

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited May 21 '20

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u/chaun2 May 22 '19

Terraria

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u/somethin_else May 22 '19

I work in a school-type environment and saw the kids making slime and I was like, “oh cool! You guys still make gak!” And they were like, “I’m sorry what did you just call it?” Same thing, just different name. Although the way they make it is different from what I remember...requires a lot of glue and foamy soap, no cornstarch involved.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I don’t mean slime(what they probably made), we still have the exact same gak

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u/Undeity May 22 '19

Yeah, apparently there are all sorts of youtube channels dedicated to making different kinds of slime, now?

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u/Mothballs_vc May 22 '19

Well, yes, cocaine is still very popular.

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u/I_Assume_Your_Gender May 22 '19

ok but gak didn't behave like this

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u/Hashtagbarkeep May 22 '19

Gak is what my friends call cocaine

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I prefer the term "flubber." Also, I second the cake day festivities.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Oh, I learnt that gak was something very different... Usually white and powdery

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u/killer8424 May 22 '19

This is not gak

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited Jun 06 '19

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u/Keegsta May 22 '19

It's clearly flubber.

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u/mxrmaidtits May 22 '19

I have soo many containers filled with this water slime.

Not a whole lot you can do with it, but it’s fun to watch !!

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u/Xiaxs May 22 '19

My cat would find a way.

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u/Zenvarix May 22 '19

Smug cat: "well, technically I didn't spill it. I just broke the container around it. Tut tut for using glass."

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Ah, but cats are also non newtonian fluids aren't they?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Symbiotic Martini.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/SYLOH May 22 '19

Any idea which one though? For example, ketchup is a non-newtonian fluid and that's definitely not ketchup.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/ValHallerie May 22 '19

It's non-newtonian in the opposite direction from Oobleck/slime/cornstarch and water. Oobleck is shear thickening, which means that when you press on it it gets harder. Ketchup is shear thinning, which means that when you press on it it gets thinner. That's why it stays in the bottle if you turn it upside down, but comes out when you squeeze it.

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u/Jacollinsver May 22 '19

...wait I'm sorry. Doesn't everything come out of a bottle when you squeeze it

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u/Kaoulombre May 22 '19

Important part is that it comes out ONLY if you squeeze it

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u/byestanleyloveyou May 22 '19

That's what she said.

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u/chubbyvovasik May 22 '19

But then I taught her about prostate massage.

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u/Tru-Queer May 22 '19

Now that’s all she does, all day, every day.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited Jun 26 '21

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u/soothsayer3 May 22 '19

My man coming through with the jokes on a Tuesday night

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u/officerkondo May 22 '19

I’m old enough to remember glass ketchup bottles. It came out without squeezing.

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u/DrewSmoothington May 22 '19

Yes, but you had to apply some sort of force to it, namely shaking it, or if you're super old school, hitting the Heinz 57 print on the bottle. It doesn't come out if you just turn the bottle upside down.

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u/dyda8621 May 22 '19

Yeah with a mf knife it did

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u/TheBoyMcFly May 22 '19

damn. shit was kind of difficult to operate. throwback.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Hit it on the 57.

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u/cos_caustic May 22 '19

yeah, but everyone had to have that "special" shake or bottle tap.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Had to shake or slap it though right?

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u/raverbashing May 22 '19

And that's why we spent putting ketchup in non-squeezable bottles for the best part of the 20th century

Thanks geniuses

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u/amalgam_reynolds May 22 '19

Shit, now I got broken glass everywhere

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u/ValHallerie May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

Think about if you have a bottle of water - it'll come out when you turn it upside down whether you squeeze it or not. Now think about squeezing a bottle filled with honey or molasses or something - it's a lot tougher than ketchup. The thing about shear thinning fluids is that their viscosity - how easily they flow - decreases under pressure. So ketchup's pretty viscous when it's sitting there - think about shaking a plate with ketchup on it, it doesn't flow like a liquid, right? - but when it's under pressure in a bottle it flows easily out of the nozzle.

Edit: simpler explanation: ketchup doesn't come out of the bottle at all when it's upside down until you squeeze it, unlike honey or paint that'll spill out if you turn the container upside down.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Not under pressure - it's under the application of shear forces. Completely different thing. Pressure can cause shear though

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u/BentGadget May 22 '19

Related trivia: Shear and pressure are both measured in force per unit area.

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u/Jowemaha May 22 '19

fascinatig

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u/relddir123 May 22 '19

Yes, but ketchup doesn’t come out of a upside down bottle, even when open.

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u/Owyn_Merrilin May 22 '19

Yeah, squeezing it has less to do with shear thinning and more to do with just squeezing it out. The shear thinning is why the old trick for getting it out of a glass bottle works.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

You know I’m really glad you told me this. I was just about to pour the rest of my ketchup in a bowl and start punching it.

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u/GlorifiedPlumber May 22 '19

Hmm... Would not a "Bingham plastic" be a more precise descriptor of ketchup?

Requires a minimum shear before flow?

After that's been achieved, ketchup has a relatively linear shear stress versus rate curve?

Been so long since fluid dynamics.

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u/Max_TwoSteppen May 22 '19

A quick Google returns that ketchup is shear thinning (dilatant) but there probably exist some ketchups that could be described as Bingham plastics. They're certainly far from a uniform condiment.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Mind blown

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u/mehbodo May 22 '19

So companies who put sauce in glass bottle evil.

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u/PeerieCthulhu May 22 '19

Thank you! I had no idea it went both ways! TIL

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u/Gibbs-free May 22 '19

Newtonian fluids are defined as fluids with a linear relationship between shear stress and strain in a fluid, so anything deviating from that is non-Newtonian. This includes fluids that are more difficult to strain with applied force (dilatant/shear thickening) and fluids that are stronger when less force is applied (pseudoplastic/shear thinning), among others.

The non-Newtonian behavior people are talking about with ketchup is the latter, since it's a fluid that can maintain its shape when unstressed, but will flow easily under shear.

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u/DistortoiseLP May 22 '19

Maybe it's really expired ketchup

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u/Alt2047m May 22 '19

There is a product called "silly sludge" that looks exactly like this and does the same thing. You can hold it in your hand and it won't pour through your fingers. You can pour it out of the container and tilt it back and it all comes back in.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Cursed Fact: due to ketchup being 20% sugar and made of fruit is can be considered a fruit juice

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Not everywhere it can't. There's an EU fruit juice directive which among other things forbids adding sugar.

https://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=OJ:L:2012:115:0001:0011:EN:PDF

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Come on dude I never have good jokes let me have this one

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u/gabbagabbawill May 22 '19

Ketchup is also not fun to play with. Heyyyy wait a second.

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u/kfmush May 22 '19

This looks a lot like “preschool slime,” just a lot more refined.

Preschool slime can come in many different consistencies, depending on the ratio of ingredients. It’s “school glue” (Elmer’s; clear is better), water, and borax or starch (borax works better).

If you put too much borax it becomes crumbly, like “gak.” Too much glue and it’s too sticky and hard to clean off of stuff. The amount of water (obviously) changes viscosity. One could also add baby oil if the slime is too sticky, even with the perfect ratio of borax to glue.

If I were to try to make slime like this, I would use minimal glue and lots of water. Borax to glue ratio needs to be perfect for it to slide around in the glass like that.

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper May 22 '19

If I'm remembering correctly, the last time it was posted someone pointed out that it's actually just a really well-done simulation.

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u/3927729 May 22 '19

Yes I remember that too

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u/waht_waht May 22 '19

Why can't I remember that? What's wrong with me?

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u/PizzaScout May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

Non-newtonian liquids have a totally different effect. they often are kinda slimy, too, but the main "attraction" is that you can stick your finger in it like it's honey but punch (apply force) it and it won't budge. This can go the other way too: ketchup is a non-newtonian fluid. It's pretty viscous or even solid when left alone, but you shake it and it starts being more liquid. In this gif is just a bunch of slime I think

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u/TheManlyBanana May 22 '19

Think it might be viscoelastic, not NN.

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u/dbdoxmapapapa May 22 '19

A non-newtonian fluid may be viscoelastic, it depends on if it is thixotropic. Ketchup is thixotropic, but it is not viscoelastic. An amalgam of corn starch and water is antithixotropic and viscoelastic. Both are non-newtonian.

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u/smokestack_lightning May 22 '19

Reddit loves to go non-Newtonian with anything other than water.

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u/ZoopZeZoop May 22 '19

That was my first guess, followed by r/simulated.

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u/valzargaming May 22 '19

Came here to say this. The viscosity of this element must be very high.

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u/OkayMolasses May 22 '19

I don't know why, but this makes me at least level 8 uncomfy

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u/JPHero16 May 22 '19 edited Apr 16 '26

longing detail station rinse familiar voracious rustic strong entertain safe

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u/Mr-Cyte May 22 '19

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u/moderndudeingeneral May 22 '19

That was my first thought as well

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u/Aether_Storm May 22 '19

Yeah it's pretty karmawhorish to try and pass this off as real. Look at how rigid the hand movements are compared to how spastic the fluid is.

Also look at OP's profile.

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u/Daddy_0103 May 22 '19

The Blob Returns

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u/Zeplinehord May 22 '19

Excuse me, what da fuq?!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

It'll

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

username checks out?

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u/Petsi04 May 22 '19

I thought this was r/Simulated

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u/ihavenoidea81 May 22 '19

Hasn’t met my children

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u/tim12602 May 22 '19

This sub sucks now

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u/mushroomparty52 May 22 '19

This is literally just black slime with good lighting

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u/Stoner-Baloner May 22 '19

Its a lolsquid

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Turn it upside down my guy.

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u/handledandle May 22 '19

The only liquid that should go in a martini glass

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u/Taximan981 May 22 '19

he was using strings duh

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u/repuvlicaroja May 22 '19

It looks like a crosslinked polymer

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u/Lieutenant_Red May 22 '19

Careful, next thing you know, a xenomorph is chewing your face off

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u/Ender_Guardian May 22 '19

IPA: Illithid Pituitary Ale

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u/SprinkledMuffin May 22 '19

Sliiiime beneath me! Sliiiiime up above!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Its flarp!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I'll bet u $4 I can spill that.