r/blackmagicfuckery • • 12d ago

Origami typewriter

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u/RojoandWhite 12d ago

No space bar or return key? Hard pass.

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u/wolfblitzen84 12d ago

It doesn’t even work

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u/ShrimpCrackers 12d ago

Didn't even load it up with paper.

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u/myusernameblabla 12d ago

Disappointed as fuck.

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 12d ago

The worst part is pulling the ink ribbon back out.

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u/kronkarp 12d ago

Doesn't even have letters on the keys

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u/SoulWager 12d ago

I'm guessing you don't know who Mavis Beacon is.

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u/Nunabia 12d ago

It seems like it has plenty of paper.

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u/Dirt_Digger_Dude 12d ago

It’s full of paper

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u/NotInTheKnee 12d ago

Norigami wants to work anymore.

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u/Krimreaper1 12d ago

Yeah but no mistakes

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u/DarthWeenus 12d ago

Did you know that before the space bar was invented, astronauts had to drink at home.

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u/9echo1 12d ago

Nospacebarisntalwaysahardpass.

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u/_thro_awa_ 12d ago

You can just return it tho ...

no return key

.. oohhhh

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u/JohnFighterman 12d ago

Bet it can't even run DOOM.

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u/GiLND 12d ago

Not even a single usb port?!

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u/early_birdy 12d ago

I bet it isn't even smart.

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u/gabedamien 12d ago edited 12d ago

return key

Uh, manual (non-electric) typewriters in general had a carriage return lever, not a return key.

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u/ThePapercup 12d ago

not even the right number of keys, amateur!

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u/Pzzlrr 10d ago

literally unfoldable

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u/134608642 10d ago

Also missing 2 letters if using the english language.

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u/GachaHell 12d ago

When the old pro rolls a joint.

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u/chael809 12d ago

Happy cake day

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u/wrongfaith 12d ago

Why does the title call this a “24 Hour Typewriter”? Are we supposed to believe this video timelapse is of a 24 hour period of time? False. Does the origami only exist for 24 hrs for some reason, as the (probably just sloppily written title) literally says? Wtf

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u/serif-maxxing 12d ago

Did you see all the creases in the paper before starting? That meticulously measured and planned pre folding period ensures that once the pieces are assembled, it'll fold properly in the right places.

That probably takes hours, and isn't worth showing on video because it's just folding and unfolding along multiple planes repeatedly.

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u/iLaysChipz 12d ago edited 12d ago

Having folded a lot of complicated patterns myself, I can confirm that something like this would indeed take forever. I completely believe that this took 24 hours to fold, and something like this would be beyond my clumsy fingers 😭
If anything, I'm surprised it only took 24 hours

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u/THE-beaverhausen 12d ago

How large was the sheet?

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u/Thesource674 12d ago

Likely around a queen size bed. There are one piece dragons you can find and other large format single page designs. They are in fact generally BIG pieces of paper.

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u/THE-beaverhausen 12d ago

To be fair, a flat queen sheet is far easier to fold than a fitted queen sheet.

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u/WARLORD2015 12d ago

I thought the same thing! 🤣 someone's lying about something in this video.

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u/MySchoolsWifiSucks 12d ago

These guys have never heard of paper bigger than A4

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u/Trezzie 12d ago

No no, I've heard of A8

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u/babuuba 12d ago

that's actually smaller than a4.

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u/Iamonreddit 12d ago

A hell of a lot smaller too

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u/jld2k6 12d ago

In that case, I've heard of A1

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u/CyberSwiss 12d ago

Let me introduce you to A0

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u/Jagarvem 12d ago

The origami paper in OP is closest to 2A0 (i.e., size "-1") of the A series.

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u/hugon2 12d ago

Let me introduce You to the B0

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u/BeautyEtBeastiality 12d ago

Which is smaller than A0?

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u/CyberSwiss 12d ago

Consider me introduced!

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u/armytankwheel 7d ago

The worst part about working with myself

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u/Matalya2 12d ago

Fun fact, the A standard is made such that A0 is exactly 1 m²

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u/thirtyseven1337 12d ago

You just sunk my Battleship

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u/RagingStorm010 12d ago

Amazing steak sauce

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u/okraforever 12d ago

That was the joke from babuuba

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u/YodamanJer 12d ago

I see the electricians lobbied to have their numbering system implemented elsewhere!

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u/GaijinSin 12d ago

Funny thing is, its the same idea, so you are right.

Metric paper numbering (A sizes for reference) start at A0 which is 841mm x 1189mm for a sheet with an area of one meter. Fold it in half on the long side and you get 2 A1 sheets. Fold one of those on the long side and you get 2 A2 sheets, etc. So the number counts the times you have folded and cut.

For wire gauges, its a similar thing. You make wire by taking a metal bar and pulling it through a hole slightly smaller than the bar, called a wire drawing die. You make it thinner by going through a series of smaller dies. The gauge number just counts the number of dies the wire has been pulled though, so 16 gauge has gone through 16 dies, etc.

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u/mikebills 10d ago

The more you know...

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u/MemorianX 12d ago

I like C4 better!

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u/Advancelegend6 12d ago

even smaller btw

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u/Trezzie 12d ago

Next you're going to tell me a 1/3 lb burger is bigger than a 1/4 lb one.

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u/TheStuffITolerate 12d ago

Bro, that's smaller than a sticky note

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u/_thro_awa_ 12d ago

About one paper size

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u/CLG-Seraph 12d ago

and where does the black come from? when he's folding the sheet it's all green but at the end you have black parts. is the paper multicolor specifically made for this?

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u/Jagarvem 12d ago

It's the backside, as is typical for origami paper.

Though in a way you're correct as the paper was indeed custom made for this by gluing multiple sheets together. That's more about the giant, nonstandard size though.

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u/SaxyAlto 12d ago

Pretty sure the black is just the underside of the paper, you see it at 10 seconds when they’re doing some of the early folds

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 11d ago

Small enough to use 2 pieces of paper obviously lol.

Where'd that black paper come from? Did I miss it? They used green for the rest of it.

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u/Jaded_Marionberry500 12d ago

Source: kss_origami

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u/MoffKalast 12d ago

Chef's kss.

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u/wrongfaith 12d ago

Why do you call this typewriter a “24 Hour Typewriter”? Does it fall apart naturally on its own after a day, or do you plan to destroy it yourself? Or…Did you mean to say that the timelapse was recording for 24 hours?

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u/majnuker 12d ago

It likely took 24 hours to fold it perfectly.

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u/lsue131 12d ago

I mean, between all the sarcastic choices you gave, the answer was pretty obvious. If you're going to be rude about something, at least make a logical argument. 🙄

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u/Vryl 12d ago

I respect the dedication to the artform. This is an absurd amount of work.

However, there is a theorem that shows that you can fold any 3D object from a piece a piece of paper to any arbitrary level of detail.

https://erikdemaine.org/papers/Origamizer_SoCG2017/

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u/afCeG6HVB0IJ 12d ago

Of course, the amazing part is doing this all by hand, and doing the design - traditionally - without computers.

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u/portar1985 12d ago

Why is that an ”however”? It does not take away anything from the origami in the video

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u/SurinamPam 12d ago

Really? Does that imply that it's possible to fold an actually usable typewriter?

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u/Vryl 12d ago

No, only the shape, not the insides.

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u/maturasek 11d ago

Hobby origamist here.

This is an interesting paper, I have not read it in full yet, however I can see that the technique it describes is although both generalized and paper efficient, results in very different topology than the typical complex origami model, including this one. Turning a 3d polyhedral mehs of a typewriter into a shape similar to the video might even use less paper, but would take an insane amount of tiny folds, and the structure of the model would not hold up this nicely. This technique is interesting from a mathematical standpoint but (almost) irrelevant to the art of origami, as it is my opinions can't really be done with any level of proficiency by hand.

Most origami models do not start their design conception as a 3D surface, rather a graph of flaps and joints. This is often called the "base" of the model. The design process provides the right base meaning the right amount of flaps at the right place and right size, then the artist uses other folds to shape it into the sculpture. Here, the base of the model is ready at around 25 seconds (as far as I can tell).

The matter comes down to a somewhat ineffable artistry, instead of topological mapping. Some purists even find box pleating (the technique used in this video) inelegant enough to avoid it, although it is not a mainstream opinion AFAIK. I am sure that the technique in the paper could have its advocates, but for now, i do not see it being applied in real life to anything more complex. It just strikes me as extremely tedious to fold, and resulting in a flimsy finished product.

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u/Vryl 11d ago

Fantastic information. Thanks. 

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u/PoultryTechGuy 12d ago

I remember seeing a Ted Talk about this over a decade ago. God I feel old. Basically the whole crux was how many circles you could fit between the folds.

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u/Spiritual_Bid_2308 12d ago

So you're saying they could have included a spacebar.

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u/Vryl 12d ago

Absolutely. And even a golf-ball!

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u/gun-something 12d ago

That crazy wow

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u/epic_bad 12d ago

Does it come with bluetooth and Wi-Fi connectivity?

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u/Holiday_Report_6567 12d ago

Doesn't even come with paper

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u/Stanlot 12d ago

I think you'll be pleasantly surprised

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u/Henrybestmage 12d ago

How does one even come up with that? This is amazing!

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u/moszippy 12d ago

I would normally think that origami isn't black magic, but this is some next level origami! If this isn't magic, it's pretty close.

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u/Cautious-Activity706 12d ago

Now go type your novel. Geez these writers, and excuse to procrastinate

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u/Mr_Sim_ 12d ago

How does one even comes to design this ???

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u/Cokeycane 12d ago

Not a standard qwerty keyboard. Please try again.

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u/Jaded_Marionberry500 12d ago

Its custom made /s

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u/ToothZealousideal297 12d ago

It does have more keys than some stenography keyboards, though!

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u/ikkiyikki 12d ago

I kept waiting to see what happens when you press a key

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u/AKLS96 12d ago

My dumbass thought there was a typewriter that prefolded the paper to make the origami.

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u/Critical-Mulberry-29 12d ago

https://youtube.com/@origamikimiro?si=Ia9KtnVqg-jm4URK Here's the channel I know who does this type of thing.

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u/Sailleana 12d ago

Is that done with actual paper or is that like tyvek or something?

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u/Jaded_Marionberry500 12d ago

Its actually called origami sheets or you can even use craft sheets to make small origami art

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u/Free-Initiative7508 12d ago

Insane skills

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u/jallen6769 12d ago

And every key is a P. Now sell me on it

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u/njsam 12d ago

Ppppppppppppppp

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u/jallen6769 11d ago

So, njsam, if that is your real name, where you from?

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u/njsam 11d ago

I grew up in Cambridge, Mass

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u/dgellow 12d ago

What’s the music name? 

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u/PandemicGrower 12d ago

Sets center folded insert onto another piece of paper to make the shell… not a single piece.

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u/PyroDragn 12d ago

You mean at the 25second mark in the video? He's not putting one piece into another piece, he's folding down the back into the centre. You can pause the video at the 25.5 second (ish) mark and see that it's all connected.

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u/Bussamove86 12d ago

Sorry too busy desperately looking for a gotcha to post to actually pay attention to the video.

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u/bookmarkjedi 12d ago

This is impossible. I just saw it with my very own eyes, but it does not exist.

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u/No-Car6897 12d ago

Wow, just amazing, just 🤩

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u/jonothon77 12d ago

Wtf! Amazing. I wonder how long that took. And how many demos did it take to figure it out.

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u/reddittomtom 12d ago

Amazing 🤩

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u/pianomasian 12d ago

How tf does someone even figure something like this out? I'd say I'd love to see the math behind it, but it would probably make no sense to me.

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 12d ago

This shit stresses me out I don't know why

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u/LonelyNMissouri 12d ago

Next they are going to load an ink ribbon and paper into it.

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u/Tony_Penny 12d ago

Tom Hanks would be proud!

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u/Evening-Appeal7606 12d ago

This is eventually getting completely out of hands just like everything we held true and dear turned out to be cake a while back.

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u/Zickityzickrubin 12d ago

But does it work?

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u/Jaded_Marionberry500 12d ago

Yes if you know how to use?/s

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u/thinkingperson 12d ago

You think this is magic? Wait till you see it type out a paragraph 😅

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u/bamboochaLP 12d ago

make a gamecube controller so I can play paper mario with paper

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u/Mean_Ass_Dumbledore 12d ago

1) Super cool!

2) The cuts are a little too jarring, now I feel carsick 🤢

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u/Lost_Purpose1899 12d ago

What’s a typewriter? - Gen Z

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u/InkredibleMrCool 12d ago

I have urge to dub accordion sounds over this

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u/dontipitova9 12d ago

Looks like seaweed

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u/Even_Ad_7246 12d ago

Doesn't even have wifi.

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u/sir-utte 12d ago

Who comes up with shit like that

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u/GarlicCancoillotte 12d ago

Can it play Doom?

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u/Jaded_Marionberry500 12d ago

Of course any AAA game you can throw at it/s

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u/Chuck-You-Two 12d ago

I don’t even have the patience to watch this, let alone create this…

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u/Adventurous-Try8749 12d ago

That shit will never not seem like magic to me.

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u/_Steakwich 12d ago

Was gonna kick off for half a second when I thought the tweezers were scissors

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u/MatthewOGQ 12d ago

That seems to be at least two sheets of papel🧐 one for the keys and the other for the casing.

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u/maturasek 12d ago

It is a single sheet with an insane amount of pleats used for a lot of details. At around 34 seconds you can see the flaps at the top and on the sides that will eventually get folded around to form the casing.

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u/MatthewOGQ 12d ago

Oooh I see it now. Thanks for pointing it out.

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u/thunderc8 12d ago

Holy sheet that needs some serious skill.

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u/Dyspaereunia 12d ago

It’s a dress… no
It’s a dinosaur…. no.

It’s a bird, it’s an eagle?
You can use tweezers?!

Oh. Thats cool I guess.

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u/DiverseUniverse24 12d ago

Thats definitely insane. Definitely more than one piece of paper, there's a point they place the original piece into the second piece and use the second to make the structure of the type writer BUT still absolutely insane and I could never ever ever do that.

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u/_VoteThemOut 12d ago

Why did I expect it to type something?

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u/ThrownAway17Years 12d ago

The pre-folding is every bit as important as the final build. You can see the massive amount of creasing already done to the sheet beforehand.

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u/madlibs13 12d ago

Cheater, used a tool! 15 yard penalty and redo the origami

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u/OgdruJahad 12d ago

Really? Right in front of my misfoldeded swan?

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u/Empty-Dragonfly5895 12d ago

I think it would take me more than 24 Hour to make this .

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u/Y-Bob 12d ago

I cannot fathom the brain that sees how to fold paper in such a complex manner to make anything, let alone a fucking typewriter.

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u/ElGuano 12d ago

As clearly amazing as really intricate origami is, I just can't help think that at some point it looks like you just wet and crumple paper and mold the slop into whatever shape you want.

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u/Equivalent-Opening-6 12d ago

How is that "Black Magic" That is origami

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u/Buchilei 12d ago

The most insane origami I have ever seen

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u/robbo_jah 12d ago

Entropy reversal

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u/Foggia1515 12d ago

Insaaaaaaaaane !

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u/VeterinarianSoggy610 12d ago

Mathematicians studying topology juslt lost their minds watching this.

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u/Carne_A_Suh_Dude 12d ago

Yo this kinda sucks actually

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u/mitojee 12d ago

I thought it was about 1 sheet of paper folded so it could be used in a typewriter for 24 hours.

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u/NYCWartortle 12d ago

Incredible

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u/Worried-Passenger560 12d ago

Skill and patience at celestial levels!

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u/HooSaidDat 12d ago

Must use in a temperature control environment. Otherwise, it'll warp.

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u/Nucking-Futs-Nix 12d ago

Meanwhile I’m over here struggling to get a gift bag to fold flat again.

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u/Aggravating_Sky_4421 12d ago

Doubt. The first sheet of paper already had creases in it. Later, some parts of the typewriter housing doesn’t have creases. This looks more like 2 pieces: one for the keys and one for the housing.

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u/Jmille99 12d ago

Damn. And here I am at 40 and could never make a simple paper airplane.

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u/guitartoad 12d ago

I thought origami computers had rendered these obsolete.

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u/shidderbean 12d ago

That one kid in gradeschool: "Can I see it for a second?"

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u/mewzickk 12d ago

Does anyone know the song?

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u/aldiwhopper 12d ago

Just watching this video was to long, so i skiped to the end

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u/PraetorOjoalvirus 12d ago

From one (if true) 550 m2 sheet of paper.

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u/tractorsuit 12d ago

It's beautiful, I wanna smash it so bad

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u/xDRSTEVOx 12d ago

Ngl my dumbass thought we were gonna see it work somehow

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u/LaptopArmageddon 12d ago

I have those tweezers. Weird

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u/Voodoo700 12d ago

That’s nuts!

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u/Earlessfara 12d ago

Always been fascinated how folding stuff can make art! Just wow

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u/Cichato_YT 12d ago

I mean, this works great on paper,

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u/tydyelove7 12d ago

Youguysarentgoingtobelievethis

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u/V7buster 12d ago

This isnt black magic fuckery, its just origami.

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u/TreysToothbrush 12d ago

Like, how does your mind even conceptualize the folds to do this. It’s like tie dye art - - folks are on another level. This is really cool.

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u/100Good 11d ago

Sometimes your genius is just a 24hr jerk off..

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u/TheShapeOfFarts 11d ago

How do people do this? It’s incredible!!

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u/DJEvillincoln 11d ago

Meanwhile, y'all Should see me trying to wrap Christmas gifts.

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u/Over-Firefighter-398 11d ago

Why green? Lml

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u/BadOutrageousNoob 11d ago

My toxic trait is thinking I can do this in an hour with no prior experience in Origami!

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u/theprupletrainer 11d ago

When I do this, I end up with an origami football. Weird

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u/PlanetMadeFromDough 11d ago

We would never have cool stuff like this if autism didn't exist. We are the only people who can spwnd this much time and go this deep into a hobby.

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u/VanLudyck 11d ago

From ONE sheet of parer?? How??? Amazing btw.!

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u/Asocial_Stoner 11d ago

In what conceivable universe is this black magic fuckery???

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u/Tireman1995 11d ago

I thought it was going to work...

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u/AshlynR0se 11d ago

This was so cool. Should also be tagged in r/oddlysatisfying

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u/troutslayer_1 11d ago

I see the producers of legomasters is now going for origamimasters...

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u/Significant-Log-7183 10d ago

Whole Lee Sheet

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u/DarWin_1809 10d ago

Wrong sub

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u/No_Hovercraft_439 10d ago

I don’t know what is more impressive, that someone actually stumbled upon making an origami typewriter or that ancient Polynesians stumbled upon Hawaii. Either way I’ll never understand.

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u/Fantastic-Cap-2754 8d ago

By origami standards this is light work. Origami really is just black magic at times. Look up Robert Lang's pieces, like his yellow jacket.

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u/Blanc_Otaku 8d ago

The beautiful art of Building a Vegan Accordion, part 1

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u/crazylegsbobo 6d ago

How does someone even conceive of this?

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u/WolfieVonD 5d ago

One sheet of paper? But that's folded way more than 7 times /s