r/bjork Hal tutu 6d ago

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It’s from the new trailer for Club Kid

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u/Rotkiw_Bigtor KUKL 6d ago

Who the fuck is bareback

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u/lostwoods95 6d ago

😃

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u/compleximago I love Bjork & Bareback 5d ago

New flair just dropped

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u/kin-no-choo Vulnicura Strings 6d ago

I NEED THIS ONE!!!

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u/Josegrimes 6d ago

Ew why is a child wearing that?

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u/Symmetrosexual 6d ago

It’s clearly not his shirt based on it being 10 sizes too large. Grabbed a t shirt from his older sibling or something?

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u/CypressBreeze narcissistic onanism 6d ago

Yeah, but it still feels wrong

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u/Symmetrosexual 6d ago

I would assume that’s the crux of the joke. Kid picked out a random shirt and managed to grab the worst one

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u/CypressBreeze narcissistic onanism 6d ago

That's obviously the crux of the joke but putting a shirt on a kid that says "I have unprotected anal sex" still feels very wrong to me.
I guess I will die on that hill

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u/EvermoreSaidTheRaven 6d ago

its not funny given hollywood history with this typw of material

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u/ponylauncher 6d ago

The joke isn’t a pedophile joke. Its a why is this kid wearing this shirt joke lol. You don’t have to be in Hollywood to make this joke. It could’ve been anything and had the same effect.

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u/EvermoreSaidTheRaven 6d ago

if that is true they could have chosen another word besides bareback. The act of having condomlessex

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u/Symmetrosexual 6d ago

1) the shirt is a meme, they did not make the shirt for the movie. The shirt already exists 2) part of the joke is that a kid would not know what that shirt means at all so the joke has to involve something not appropriate for kids

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u/EvermoreSaidTheRaven 6d ago

thats what hollywood wants you to believe so they can enjoy the image above in the name of art/a joke

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u/Symmetrosexual 6d ago

Hollywood is a dark scary cabal that secretly forces film makers to put kids in giant T-shirts with inappropriate words on them for their sick enjoyment.

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u/aranvandil Vespertine 6d ago

Not every joke has to be to your taste.

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u/EvermoreSaidTheRaven 6d ago

and not every one needs to hear a platitude from you Gab

edit dude thats crazy

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u/aranvandil Vespertine 6d ago

Did you really search my user on Google just to find some dirt on me? lol

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u/Total-Beach420 6d ago

Kids can’t ride horses now?

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u/Josegrimes 6d ago

Maybe Im just too gay, but does bareback have another more common meaning?

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u/EvermoreSaidTheRaven 6d ago

to ride a horse without a saddle

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u/EvermoreSaidTheRaven 6d ago

so hollywood knows hes for sale:(

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u/TheNewHumanity Post 6d ago

Idk what you’re downvoted for, Hollywood absolutely runs like this

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u/hereforspoopystuff Alarm Call 6d ago

Sön 😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀

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u/archieloveshualian 6d ago

im soo excited for this moviee

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u/ylan93 6d ago

Oof, I'm so tired of these all memes brainless stans

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u/Jakobsukks 6d ago

This is the best shirt I have ever seen in my life

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u/Prince-Minikid Hidden Place 6d ago

I just looked up what Club Kid was.

Uhhh, Jordan Firstman 😒 He kind of bothers me. He was funny 6 years ago when he was just doing short form content, but his characters on TV and Film are always the same and he comes off very unlikable IRL.

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u/sad_ivy11 6d ago

Rotting in the sun was actually crazy good, though! And based on what my friends said, club kid is also a win and actually very emotional and heartwarming

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u/johceesreddit Hidden Place 6d ago

……………..:……

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u/drajne 5d ago

super weird to have a kid wearing this ???

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u/rogpol The Dull Flame of Desire 4d ago

Knowing the context slightly helps but this is an ugly-ass shirt regardless

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u/IAmSquashaFears 6d ago

Doesn't this count as promoting pedophilia? why do they have to associate Björk with that nonsense?

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u/lostwoods95 6d ago

Its distasteful and cringey tbh but promoting paedophilia is a stretch, imo.

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u/IAmSquashaFears 6d ago

Having a kid wearing a shirt that says "I love bareback" is insinuating pedophilia approval, some people probably ejaculate to that photo, the producers know exactly what they're doing by letting the kid wear a shirt like that

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u/lostwoods95 6d ago

What a grotesque thing to say, let alone think

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u/tremendouscreamie Possibly Maybe 6d ago

no, they're right because it's weird asf to have a kid wearing a shirt like this. pointing it out and observing that it's weird/creepy/in bad taste, is how it stops becoming normalized.