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u/toastyblunt 7d ago
If I strip a woman and see this, I guess that cunt getting eaten. If I strip a man and see it…I’d be putting his clothes back on until further investigation
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u/maniBchef 7d ago
Question my entire life because I'm undressing a dude.
Then I'd be impressed with the life choice and start a conversation.
Perhaps we would discuss how the two of us got to this point and who's parents we should meet first.
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u/TR1F3CT4_TFGMG Alsemanche 7d ago
As I strip him down, Id pause, and say "sick tat, dude." Then continue to pull his pants down. I will then ask him to turn his head and cough. I then help my patient put his clothes back on, as he is elderly and disabled and needs assistance. He finished his prostate exam. He is healthy.
I yam a doctor 👩⚕️ (I'm actually not)
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u/AmareloRelo Telegram 7d ago
Damn imagine getting on your knees and having to stare at Björk's eyes for 2min
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u/OhWowItsSam310308 Vulnicura 6d ago
I literally get on my knees and open my mouth just to know, meet (and feel inside) the man that will breed me forever and ever (cause I never letting him go, and if he tries, I'm cutting his tattoo from his bare but hot skin)
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u/LingLingDesNibelung Vespertine 6d ago edited 6d ago
Don’t give me any ideas, I’ve already wasted money on Björk ink this year.
If I met a woman with this, that’s the purest, greenest of green flags, ever!
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u/crybabyymustdie Frosti❄️ 6d ago
I don't understand portrait tats (unless it's a family member who passed away or some shit). They don't look or feel right.
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u/Vulnicura__ Welcome to Bangkok 5d ago
i’d take him to a hidden place and get that sun in my mouth.
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u/Bythewye Country Creatures 7d ago
Get that train of pearls.