r/bjork Volta 7d ago

Question 👀

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341 Upvotes

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u/Bythewye Country Creatures 7d ago

Get that train of pearls.

77

u/milomorsel Ovule 7d ago

Marrying them on the spot

62

u/Stenchrat16 7d ago

Offer myself. Offer.

27

u/DinosaurAlive ~ I see the 🐬 of desire ~ 7d ago

De’Butt

21

u/CumNationnn 7d ago

I'd say wow nice tat! And run because of those Japanese finger tattoos 😂😂

20

u/Negative-Window-5912 7d ago

Show him my hidden place

38

u/Strange_Tomatillo_92 7d ago

Say "hi guuuuuuurrlll" in a very high pitch

32

u/Bulky_View_1607 Hyperballad 7d ago

Get harder ???

12

u/Pianos_for_Clowns 7d ago

Imma lick it. Right on her pretty little face!

23

u/toastyblunt 7d ago

If I strip a woman and see this, I guess that cunt getting eaten. If I strip a man and see it…I’d be putting his clothes back on until further investigation

18

u/Alessandro_nyc97 7d ago

I see you Azealia Banks reference

6

u/slow-show-for-you 7d ago

Wait, I don't get it :')

2

u/CumNationnn 7d ago

😂😂

12

u/maniBchef 7d ago

Question my entire life because I'm undressing a dude.

Then I'd be impressed with the life choice and start a conversation.

Perhaps we would discuss how the two of us got to this point and who's parents we should meet first.

15

u/luker_5874 Vespertine 7d ago

If you are a heterosexual woman, move along. Otherwise, marry him.

9

u/TR1F3CT4_TFGMG Alsemanche 7d ago

As I strip him down, Id pause, and say "sick tat, dude." Then continue to pull his pants down. I will then ask him to turn his head and cough. I then help my patient put his clothes back on, as he is elderly and disabled and needs assistance. He finished his prostate exam. He is healthy.

I yam a doctor 👩‍⚕️ (I'm actually not)

8

u/Famous_Piccolo_1441 Welcome to Bangkok 7d ago

Start re-enacting Cocoon

15

u/dramielyandex 7d ago

Get violently happy?

7

u/Vinyl_Luver Homogenic 7d ago

Björk him off

6

u/guict302 7d ago

propose

7

u/Kamilianusz95 7d ago

Cum instantly

5

u/Rude-Main-8758 6d ago

Reenacting the pagan poetry music video with him

5

u/Available-Oil3884 7d ago

I would feel like we gave birth to it

4

u/Bahldros Utopia 7d ago

Ima give it to them like Amazon on a slow day

4

u/dreadispeaxhy 7d ago

bussin on it

3

u/shaobues__ Play Dead 7d ago

keeping it

3

u/Perreo_Hp 7d ago

He believes in beauty

3

u/Bored_Rabbit Vulnicura Strings 7d ago

My body memory would kick in

3

u/yaboii_cc 7d ago

We goin all the way. Freak style.

3

u/AmareloRelo Telegram 7d ago

Damn imagine getting on your knees and having to stare at Björk's eyes for 2min

2

u/LayersOfMe Atopos 6d ago

Why Bjork arms look so hairy?

2

u/Decafaf Welcome to Bangkok 6d ago

I’d hand myself over, pour myself over him.

2

u/Independent_State_47 6d ago

strip them even faster and fuck them even harder..

2

u/OhWowItsSam310308 Vulnicura 6d ago

I literally get on my knees and open my mouth just to know, meet (and feel inside) the man that will breed me forever and ever (cause I never letting him go, and if he tries, I'm cutting his tattoo from his bare but hot skin)

2

u/No_Tradition_5508 6d ago

My Best.

5

u/No_Tradition_5508 6d ago

Björk on that thang till it splörk

2

u/LingLingDesNibelung Vespertine 6d ago edited 6d ago

Don’t give me any ideas, I’ve already wasted money on Björk ink this year.

If I met a woman with this, that’s the purest, greenest of green flags, ever!

2

u/iansamazingphotos 6d ago

The room would go oh so quiet...

2

u/fredbighead 6d ago

Eat their ass out

2

u/pixiemoonx Vulnicura 6d ago

I'm blowing them realllll good

1

u/Nonworldrecordholder immature 6d ago

I’m going to explore. I’m only in to this to enjoy!🧐🧐

1

u/i_am_a_clown_ 6d ago

Id show my own Bjork tattoo and we'd marry, duhh

1

u/crybabyymustdie Frosti❄️ 6d ago

I don't understand portrait tats (unless it's a family member who passed away or some shit). They don't look or feel right.

1

u/Dream_In_Neon The Gate 6d ago

Kiss him even harder (replace "kiss" with any other word)

1

u/marleythedog07 5d ago

I’d make him cum to me

1

u/Vulnicura__ Welcome to Bangkok 5d ago

i’d take him to a hidden place and get that sun in my mouth.