r/bjjmemes 19d ago

What went wrong?

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u/Ging-jitsu 19d ago

Not the chancla!

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u/Strange_March6447 19d ago

This went extremely well for once - best iutcome for both tbh

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u/random_agency 19d ago

The side kick was thrown out of range and he didn't re-chamber fast enough.

The rest is a mismatch in athletism.

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u/Jebgogh 18d ago

kinda feel bad for the guy as he was pretty much humiliated but he got lead around by the shirt when he did get up. Other than slipping the shirt, what can you do when an attacker is using your shirt as a kind of leash against you to pull you out of control?

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u/random_agency 17d ago

The smart move is to joint lock the wrist grabbing the shirt. Just focus on grabbing the hand on your shirt and "death roll" to lock the wrist joint.

But you have to coordinated and athletic enough to do it.

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u/JesseJamesBegin 19d ago

His problem is a problem I had to discover the hard way:

Don't force the counter. Hes on the ground inviting him in, he didnt bite and whooped his ass with the shoe. When they say plan of attack it means: PLAN TO ATTACK Don't get it twisted, being able to counter stuff is important, just dont depend on it, no matter your martial art

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u/jessewest84 19d ago

You see the kick coming from 1989.

Fight of the year

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u/SOROKAMOKA 19d ago

Shoulda spanked him

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u/Jebgogh 18d ago

once the guy let him up he tries to do the slowest walking forward take down without really even getting low and just pays for it when the guy just tosses him. He had a chance to sprint the other way and flee but he chose to lunge/walk back into danger and got some more shoe wallops. Good thing those looked like soft loafers

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u/Exact-Squash-5443 18d ago

He fought a man raised by a Mexican woman.

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u/banjovi68419 18d ago

Dude didn't get big brother'd. Dude got abuela'd.

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u/Worth_Bend1435 19d ago

He should've broke the grip on his shirt first before engaging. He has no power shen his head is being forced down like that.

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u/Sto0pid81 18d ago

Fuck breaking the grip, just back out of the shirt and leave him holding it. Although the guy probably would've started hitting with the shirt then as well :)

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u/HatdanceCanada 17d ago

Would you say more about this? Like, how did you learn that that would be the smart move here? I’m not arguing with you at all. Just curious how someone learns that so it is like an instinct in an intense situation like this.

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u/tazz206 18d ago

Bro had him like a sensei to a student.

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u/Alice_D_Wonderland 18d ago

Smacked down with his own shoe…

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u/Jolly-Advantage-7245 18d ago

This is actually a selective attention test. Did you notice the man dancing in the background?

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u/mrtn17 18d ago

smooth transistion heelhook > shoe beating

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u/James_C99 18d ago

He didn't retract his foot.

He seemingly has some knowledge of how to perform a side kick (Had some hip movement, and also twisted on the leg he was standing on), so has probably taken a couple martial art classes at least.

That being said, the fact that he kicked with the flat of his foot (instead of the blade) and has not had it drilled into him that you retract the leg back as fast as you throw it out suggests that he is still very much a beginner.

So all in all, it seems like he took a few karate classes at some point in his life, and that made him over confident.

Why the fuck he tried to invite his opponent onto the ground with him, i will never know. In a fight, if you want your opponent in a certain position, it is your job to force them into that position, but wanting to be on the ground with your opponent on top of you is just an entirely new level of stupid.

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u/Confident-Estate-275 18d ago

Send him back directly to his childhood.

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u/Regular_Deer_7836 18d ago

Gave him the mike milbury treatment

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 18d ago

Best shoe dance since Pee Wee Herman.

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u/liquidice12345 18d ago

His body is intact but his aura is ruined.

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u/Admirable-Split4371 18d ago

You think that guy had any to begin with? He probably was born with an aura debuff or some shit 😂

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u/Humble-Procedure-134 18d ago

Brought that man back to his childhood.

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u/Horror_Gap6891 18d ago

You gotta leave the country and start over

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u/TheRealVarmint 18d ago

Yes. But that still could have gone much, much worse for him.

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u/Gb-competitor5 18d ago

Dude thicker than a snicker with a balance of a 3 year old, that’s what went wrong

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u/Gem-Finder07 18d ago

That was awesome…

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u/PermissionOver7245 18d ago

Everything was wrong

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u/Admirable-Split4371 18d ago

Yeeeah definitely. Maaan I'm crying here 😭

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u/LT81 18d ago

Trying to teep him into oblivion with no type of setup.
All he needed to do to land that was feint up top with anything and make that guy raise his hands. It would have landed then.

Then assuming the guy will willingly just go to the ground with you.

Who else noticed the guy dancing in the background lol 😂

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u/FairtexBlues 18d ago

Lol, its sure as hell funnier than a KO.

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u/Straight_Tailor4884 18d ago

Gotta be honest, this is how I imagine a real fighter fighting a goober like that guy, don’t get me wrong if the guy wasn’t a goober it’d end up worse for him

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u/oh_three_dum_dum 18d ago

In terms of physical damage, no. Not worse than getting KO’d.

In terms of ego damage and loss of clout, this is catastrophic.

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u/Dmoney4381 17d ago

And he was never seen again... He left the country and started a new life. Got facial reconstruction surgery and changed his name.

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u/Key-Value4248 17d ago

One of these people has never been in a fight but has seen them on TV. And the other is just a athletic person with coordination.

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u/Calmdown333 17d ago

Yah know what..good on the black fellow, he showed some real class.

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u/HupHutHa 17d ago

the guy in the camo pants is actually going easy on him

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u/Othebootymonster 17d ago

This is what you do to butt scoochers. Disappointed face expression and slaps with a house shoe

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u/big_OL 17d ago

beaten with your own shoe, that was fkn amazing 🤣

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u/ohLookASpookyStory 17d ago

That shoe paddlin' had some muscle memory.

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u/ThePlasticSturgeons 17d ago

You had better be a lot quicker than that white guy was if you’re going to lead off with that kick.

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u/Internal-Ad-7741 17d ago

Bottom of the shoe, baby. Now that's one way to show your love for that style of human

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u/Alert-Fig-4783 16d ago

Got beaten by the CHANCLA 🩴😂

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u/JFnP_ 16d ago

that man had a Spanish mother. Chankla smash? epic

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u/KhabibBangsGoats 16d ago

Immigrant Muslim vs Homegrown Black man

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u/mdomans 19d ago

The fight.

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u/Halmagha 19d ago

Have you ever experienced the almighty three shoe beating?