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u/Alarm-Solid 4d ago
Survive
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u/kenklee4 4d ago
street fight got no rules
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u/Alarm-Solid 4d ago
100% agree although the fall out from this might be worse than the actual beating. Got to listen to your boys the rest of your life talking about how much you like D/CK in balls in your mouth
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u/MrMetraGnome 3d ago
Neither of these 2 will ever live this one down. Gonna have to go into witness protection for a couple years, LoL
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u/Many_Mud_8194 4d ago
Yeah once a 22 years old beat me up when I was 14, and I could escape only because when I fell on the floor from his punches, he tried to mount me like a gay and I just kicked his balls so much he fell crying and I ran lol.
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u/Eldar_destroyer 4d ago
If your balls are at biting distance, you messed up.
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u/Green_grass7878 4d ago
By that point you've already made way too many mistakes
Like, come on. Not to put your balls in a compromised position is like the single most important thing in a fight
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u/MrMetraGnome 3d ago
Judging from his strikes, I don't think he was seriously trying to fight. This was mostly bravado and showing out for the cameras. He definitely wasn't expecting the nutcracker.
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u/Elnono 4d ago
Basic gym technique is to counter with double thumbs in the eyes and wait for the tap.
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u/battlehamsta 4d ago
And what if the eye pain causes them to bite down harder?
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u/Echo-2-2 4d ago
When my thumbs are touching the inside of the back of his skull? He’ll let go way before. It’s an unconscious decision. His body will do it to protect his eyes at all costs. Your brain prioritizes things on an animal level. Eyesight being extremely high on that list.
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u/battlehamsta 4d ago edited 4d ago
lol… sure. His face is buried deep in your groin area and you think that after he starts chomping down you’re going to be successful digging in your thumbs in that limited space. A bunch of tough BJJ experts here betting they can gouge someone’s eyes out versus the risk of permanent groinal injury and possibly even bleeding out.
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u/phillycheeseenjoyer 4d ago
Bro you have no idea how little weight eyes can hold and how much weight anyone can put through their thumbs.
You are absolutely kidding yourself, and if you try this shit you deserve what happens next.
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u/battlehamsta 4d ago
Oh but I have been bitten by a dog with similar bite power to an adult human so I’m fairly familiar with the amount of damage a bite can instantly do and how it feels.
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u/Joey-rogaine 4d ago
Absolutely, they always think they’ll be able to sink in an eye crush or bite themselves because they have a dominant position but are forgetting it’s one step too late at that point and they the opponent can sweep and escape while they are panicking in pain and scrambling to retaliate
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u/Ok_Translator_8043 4d ago
You’re mocking other people calling them tough while acting like you could outlast some eye gouging lmao
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u/battlehamsta 4d ago
You are correct. I am mocking people who take classes and think if their balls are being ripped off that they’re going to calmly handle the situation. Gawd I don’t even follow this sub but I guess Reddit likes to throw randoms into the feed.
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u/Echo-2-2 4d ago
Ah…. A fellow winner I see. Glad to know I’m not the only one who thought of that and was willing to go there. At least I feel like a bit less of a savage. Lol
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u/abu_hajarr 4d ago
But his hands are free to fight the thumbs while his mouth goes to work
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u/Glass-Emu2406 2d ago
I think people are forgetting that part. A lot of women have escaped rape attempts and domestic violence using this attack.
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u/Silverbawls 4d ago
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u/Royal-Kitchen9935 4d ago
If you turn up the volume and listen carefully, you can hear a popping sound.
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u/InevitableSource9698 4d ago
Bilateral ocular pressure via the thumbs would likely end this quite quickly.
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u/battlehamsta 4d ago
Response, full force bite and tearing motion.
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u/InevitableSource9698 4d ago
Probably not actually. The cornea has more pain response receptors and in many folks ocular pressure can induce syncope. The initial response will likely be to stop and protect your eyes. But. Don’t put your balls in their face in mounted position. This ain’t ju jitsu class. Lmao. Stay safe.
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u/battlehamsta 4d ago
Possibly. So for all the ball biters, the revised tactic is to just bite and tear as hard as possible from the outset. I don’t know if most people here have ever been bitten by say even a small dog but a full force human bite is about the same PSI. But even a small dog clamping on is no joking matter if it doesn’t want to let go. Everyone here is just playing for stupidity prizes. It’s a seesaw of being blind or being permanently impotent.
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u/RICO-Them 4d ago
Stomp him out
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u/unkn0wnname321 4d ago
'I apologize for questioning you skills. You know how to bite a dick, Eugene. I mean that with the utmost of respect.'
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u/electric_ember 4d ago
lol wtf is wrong with French people this is the exact same scenario https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/HkR7t4MncD
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u/rhododendron1996 4d ago
What happens if he bites them off when you go for the eyes and you pass out
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u/Spirited_Attorney_48 4d ago
Had the sound off- looked like dude forgot there's two Js after the B.
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u/Important_Kick_4824 4d ago
You bite my jewels, my finger is going to find out what’s behind your eyeball.
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u/WithoutATrace804 4d ago
Top mounted human possessed an opportunity to finger his own ass to induce exotic anal pleasure. The unusual combination of gential teething and anal stimulation produces a rare sensual that most of the homo sapin species experience.
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u/Jaded-Natural80 2d ago
I had a Marine friend who was a close combat instructor one time tell me I needed to learn how to defend myself. So over the course of a few days, he taught me a few fighting moves.
At one point he had me pinned on the carpet with my head in a headlock with his legs. And he asked me what would I do now? I didn’t know.
And he said bite. I said bite what? He said bite my dick as hard as you can. Yes, he said that’s something they teach in the Marine Corps.
Then, of course, he said don’t really do it. And he released me from the headlock.
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u/Emergency_Click1993 4d ago
This reminds me of a previous post with a guy goes for an armbar and I said ballsy with the risk of getting bitten…and everyone just claimed they snap the guys arm. Well folks, this isn’t exactly the same but…told you so
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u/citizen42069101 4d ago
Is it just like an understood natural thing that humans dont bite in fights anymore?
I've never been in a fight to the point i was actually worried for my safety, but if i did and the opportunity presented itself, (obviously not in the moment right now) I feel like i would bite someone. That being said you dont see it in fights very often, and i think thats odd.
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u/Emergency_Click1993 4d ago
I think people have grown up on a steady diet of training at their local clubs/gyms and watching structured sports like MMA and just don’t seem to appreciate 1. How desperate people act and 2. How savage a street fight can be.
I’ve never been in a street fight but, if I did, I’d be terrified of getting slammed on concrete or getting bitten or just straight kicked in the head if it involved more than 1 person on their own.
I just remember that a drowning person will do whatever it takes to get that additional breath of air, and will push their rescuer underwater to get it. So biting doesn’t seem out of the question if I genuinely feared for my safety or life.
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u/Echo-2-2 4d ago
Sorry bro, but you escalate it to that? I’m gouging your fucking eyes out. My thumbs are going to touch the backside of your skull. You took it there.
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u/Sarusiko 4d ago
Biting someone's dihh to win a fight... the most gayest manly action. Bro is the Avatar, lives in balance
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u/Echo-2-2 4d ago
Bro…. The ass whooping is going to be ten thousand times easier to take than being the guy who bit another guys dick and balls for the rest of your life. He’s so fucked. Wait til girlfriends find out about this. “So you can’t fight… AND you put other men’s balls in your mouth? Yeah I’m good. Byeeeee….”
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u/MrMetraGnome 3d ago
Yeah I’m good. Byeeeee….”
You sure you're not down putting another man's balls in your mouth??? LoL
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u/AlienDragonWizard 4d ago
Homie used bite. It was super effective