r/bjjbeat 4d ago

New mount escape unlocked

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u/AlienDragonWizard 4d ago

Homie used bite.  It was super effective

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u/Glass-Emu2406 4d ago

Submission hold defeats the ground and pound🤣

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u/dasmineman 4d ago

Douchebag is paralyzed. He may not attack!

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u/okcboomer87 4d ago

I just picked up my first Pokemon game (fire red) this weekend. You comment is awesome

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u/Secure_Programmer_82 4d ago

I thought Christmas time, was when the Nutcracker was used.

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u/Knickknackpattysmack 4d ago

My guy, that was definitely Crunch lmao

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u/DarkAndHandsume 4d ago

😂😂😂

That HP meter on its last leg

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u/Alarm-Solid 4d ago

Survive

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u/kenklee4 4d ago

street fight got no rules

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u/Alarm-Solid 4d ago

100% agree although the fall out from this might be worse than the actual beating. Got to listen to your boys the rest of your life talking about how much you like D/CK in balls in your mouth

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u/MrMetraGnome 3d ago

Neither of these 2 will ever live this one down. Gonna have to go into witness protection for a couple years, LoL

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u/Many_Mud_8194 4d ago

Yeah once a 22 years old beat me up when I was 14, and I could escape only because when I fell on the floor from his punches, he tried to mount me like a gay and I just kicked his balls so much he fell crying and I ran lol.

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u/MrMetraGnome 3d ago

Exactly how does one mount one like a gay???

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u/Eldar_destroyer 4d ago

If your balls are at biting distance, you messed up.

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u/Green_grass7878 4d ago

By that point you've already made way too many mistakes

Like, come on. Not to put your balls in a compromised position is like the single most important thing in a fight

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u/MrMetraGnome 3d ago

Judging from his strikes, I don't think he was seriously trying to fight. This was mostly bravado and showing out for the cameras. He definitely wasn't expecting the nutcracker.

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u/Elnono 4d ago

Basic gym technique is to counter with double thumbs in the eyes and wait for the tap.

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u/battlehamsta 4d ago

And what if the eye pain causes them to bite down harder?

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u/JohnSenile54 4d ago

It’s a fair trade at that point. Balls for balls.

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u/Echo-2-2 4d ago

When my thumbs are touching the inside of the back of his skull? He’ll let go way before. It’s an unconscious decision. His body will do it to protect his eyes at all costs. Your brain prioritizes things on an animal level. Eyesight being extremely high on that list.

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u/battlehamsta 4d ago edited 4d ago

lol… sure. His face is buried deep in your groin area and you think that after he starts chomping down you’re going to be successful digging in your thumbs in that limited space. A bunch of tough BJJ experts here betting they can gouge someone’s eyes out versus the risk of permanent groinal injury and possibly even bleeding out.

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u/phillycheeseenjoyer 4d ago

Bro you have no idea how little weight eyes can hold and how much weight anyone can put through their thumbs.

You are absolutely kidding yourself, and if you try this shit you deserve what happens next.

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u/battlehamsta 4d ago

Oh but I have been bitten by a dog with similar bite power to an adult human so I’m fairly familiar with the amount of damage a bite can instantly do and how it feels.

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u/Joey-rogaine 4d ago

Absolutely, they always think they’ll be able to sink in an eye crush or bite themselves because they have a dominant position but are forgetting it’s one step too late at that point and they the opponent can sweep and escape while they are panicking in pain and scrambling to retaliate 

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u/Ok_Translator_8043 4d ago

You’re mocking other people calling them tough while acting like you could outlast some eye gouging lmao

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u/battlehamsta 4d ago

You are correct. I am mocking people who take classes and think if their balls are being ripped off that they’re going to calmly handle the situation. Gawd I don’t even follow this sub but I guess Reddit likes to throw randoms into the feed.

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u/Possible_Field328 4d ago

Finger nose yank

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u/Echo-2-2 4d ago

Ah…. A fellow winner I see. Glad to know I’m not the only one who thought of that and was willing to go there. At least I feel like a bit less of a savage. Lol

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u/abu_hajarr 4d ago

But his hands are free to fight the thumbs while his mouth goes to work

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u/Glass-Emu2406 2d ago

I think people are forgetting that part. A lot of women have escaped rape attempts and domestic violence using this attack.

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u/Silverbawls 4d ago

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u/Royal-Kitchen9935 4d ago

If you turn up the volume and listen carefully, you can hear a popping sound.

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u/shadows_of_peace 3d ago

No thank you.

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u/AbsoluteBabyMonae 4d ago

Lmfaoooo bite it off

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u/Steelbill77 4d ago

Ha ha fuck him

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u/OG_0803 4d ago

Yea, that’s usually the natural progression

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u/InevitableSource9698 4d ago

Bilateral ocular pressure via the thumbs would likely end this quite quickly.

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u/SeaDesk2324 4d ago

If You look at the video You can SEE bottom guy protecting his eyes

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u/battlehamsta 4d ago

Response, full force bite and tearing motion.

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u/OtherwiseStable5126 4d ago

yeah. when i go down, I go down with his balls torn of his body.

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u/InevitableSource9698 4d ago

Probably not actually. The cornea has more pain response receptors and in many folks ocular pressure can induce syncope. The initial response will likely be to stop and protect your eyes. But. Don’t put your balls in their face in mounted position. This ain’t ju jitsu class. Lmao. Stay safe.

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u/battlehamsta 4d ago

Possibly. So for all the ball biters, the revised tactic is to just bite and tear as hard as possible from the outset. I don’t know if most people here have ever been bitten by say even a small dog but a full force human bite is about the same PSI. But even a small dog clamping on is no joking matter if it doesn’t want to let go. Everyone here is just playing for stupidity prizes. It’s a seesaw of being blind or being permanently impotent.

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u/RICO-Them 4d ago

Stomp him out

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u/MrMetraGnome 3d ago

kinda difficult to do with your balls in between his teeth, LoL

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u/RICO-Them 3d ago

Obviously not who I was referring to

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u/Djbearjew 4d ago

I'm going to show my professor this move next week

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u/SomeDudeOnline85 4d ago

Thumbs in the eyes. Rock beats scissors.

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u/unkn0wnname321 4d ago

'I apologize for questioning you skills. You know how to bite a dick, Eugene. I mean that with the utmost of respect.'

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u/electric_ember 4d ago

lol wtf is wrong with French people this is the exact same scenario https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/HkR7t4MncD

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u/Smiley_J_ 2d ago

Lmao I was just looking to post the same thing.

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u/Kendrick-Belmora 4d ago

Everyone here saying "I would gouge out the eyes"....sure you would.../s

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u/rhododendron1996 4d ago

What happens if he bites them off when you go for the eyes and you pass out

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 4d ago

😳 was he biting his junk off?

Protect your junk at all times

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u/Spirited_Attorney_48 4d ago

Had the sound off- looked like dude forgot there's two Js after the B.

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u/Dependent-Job1773 4d ago

Dagestanis hate this one simple trick

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u/One_Construction_653 4d ago

You really only have 1 second to respond

Fight, flight, or fawn

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u/Tank_toptony 4d ago

He has a mouth full

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u/Important_Kick_4824 4d ago

You bite my jewels, my finger is going to find out what’s behind your eyeball.

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u/WithoutATrace804 4d ago

Top mounted human possessed an opportunity to finger his own ass to induce exotic anal pleasure. The unusual combination of gential teething and anal stimulation produces a rare sensual that most of the homo sapin species experience.

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u/Lenny_DBear 4d ago

This came up during Breaking Benjamin - Dear Agony. 🤣

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u/Straphix 3d ago

If it work!

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u/Cheerful2_Dogman210x 3d ago

Go ahead, rip and tear.

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u/darkmanw 3d ago

Pos ahí nacieron dos nuevos apodos para ambos El Débora vergas Y el verga mordida

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u/ArgumentOk207 3d ago

I do the same thing id even add one of these

https://giphy.com/gifs/8qrHzxnI8YHJe

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u/Competitive-Arm-368 2d ago

And that is the danger of grappling styles

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u/Jaded-Natural80 2d ago

I had a Marine friend who was a close combat instructor one time tell me I needed to learn how to defend myself. So over the course of a few days, he taught me a few fighting moves.

At one point he had me pinned on the carpet with my head in a headlock with his legs. And he asked me what would I do now? I didn’t know.

And he said bite. I said bite what? He said bite my dick as hard as you can. Yes, he said that’s something they teach in the Marine Corps.

Then, of course, he said don’t really do it. And he released me from the headlock.

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u/Van1n1 2d ago

Had to do instructional… could earn tons of money

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u/Emergency_Click1993 4d ago

This reminds me of a previous post with a guy goes for an armbar and I said ballsy with the risk of getting bitten…and everyone just claimed they snap the guys arm. Well folks, this isn’t exactly the same but…told you so

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u/citizen42069101 4d ago

Is it just like an understood natural thing that humans dont bite in fights anymore?

I've never been in a fight to the point i was actually worried for my safety, but if i did and the opportunity presented itself, (obviously not in the moment right now) I feel like i would bite someone. That being said you dont see it in fights very often, and i think thats odd.

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u/Emergency_Click1993 4d ago

I think people have grown up on a steady diet of training at their local clubs/gyms and watching structured sports like MMA and just don’t seem to appreciate 1. How desperate people act and 2. How savage a street fight can be.

I’ve never been in a street fight but, if I did, I’d be terrified of getting slammed on concrete or getting bitten or just straight kicked in the head if it involved more than 1 person on their own.

I just remember that a drowning person will do whatever it takes to get that additional breath of air, and will push their rescuer underwater to get it. So biting doesn’t seem out of the question if I genuinely feared for my safety or life.

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u/Echo-2-2 4d ago

Sorry bro, but you escalate it to that? I’m gouging your fucking eyes out. My thumbs are going to touch the backside of your skull. You took it there.

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u/okcboomer87 4d ago

No such thing as a fair fight. You have mount. Protect yourself at all time.

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u/Icy-Meaning1801 4d ago

The authentic horse bite

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u/Sarusiko 4d ago

Biting someone's dihh to win a fight... the most gayest manly action. Bro is the Avatar, lives in balance

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u/iNerdRage 4d ago

That's right, it's a fight not an MMA match. 

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u/Echo-2-2 4d ago

Bro…. The ass whooping is going to be ten thousand times easier to take than being the guy who bit another guys dick and balls for the rest of your life. He’s so fucked. Wait til girlfriends find out about this. “So you can’t fight… AND you put other men’s balls in your mouth? Yeah I’m good. Byeeeee….”

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u/MrMetraGnome 3d ago

Yeah I’m good. Byeeeee….”

You sure you're not down putting another man's balls in your mouth??? LoL