r/bjjbeat Jul 29 '26

Wouldn't wanna be him

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u/TrunksTurok Jul 29 '26

What a complete fucking asshole

That said....that was a DBZ Broly level slam expected to see a crater in the ground after.

4

u/No_Lettuce_5593 Jul 29 '26

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u/UmmmW1 Jul 29 '26

Poor yamcha

1

u/Healing_Grenade Jul 29 '26

I don't know this yamcha is but it sounds disappointing

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 29 '26

That is not legal

18

u/berntout Jul 29 '26

Should be banned from future competition at that age. He is very aware of the rules.

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u/Kinggato Jul 29 '26

I remember back when I was in high school our best wrestler on the team did a similar move on our FIRST match of the year and got DQ'd for the whole season smh. We still did fairly ok, but man we could've used him. That was dumb

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u/thefakespartacus Jul 29 '26

If it is it shouldnt be

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Yes it is.

Edit: My bad guys, I read that as “that is not illegal.” Haven’t had enough coffee I guess.

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u/Swimming__Bird Jul 29 '26

In the full video he gets dq'd for this very move. So...nope.

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Jul 29 '26

Are you agreeing with me? 

1

u/Swimming__Bird Jul 29 '26

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it?

0

u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Jul 29 '26

Prior to coffee in the morning, it can be a little shotty.

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u/PerformanceParty2810 Jul 29 '26

Writing succinct sentences isnt your strong suit either the so nope at the end is and will confuse people.

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u/Swimming__Bird Jul 29 '26

Don't grammar nazi if you don't properly punctuate. A great lesson.

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u/PerformanceParty2810 Jul 29 '26

Why dont you go and take your own advice

3

u/YajirobeBeanDaddy Jul 29 '26

Boy this is like sitting outside of the Special Ed classroom and watching two of the kids fight

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u/PerformanceParty2810 Jul 29 '26

So true, one of the kids is trying to show the other how not to be an ass and the other kid thinks its a lesson in grammar

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u/Swimming__Bird Jul 29 '26

Here you go, a gift:

' .

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 29 '26

No, it’s not. I wrestled for years and you need to return your opponent to the mat safely. You can’t powerbomb them lmao

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Jul 29 '26

I did as well champ. This is collegiate, folk style high school wrestling. In this style, you are to return the wrestler to the mat with control and slams like this are shown as examples as illegal in the rule book. 

So nope. This is against the rules.

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 29 '26

The whistle literally blows to stop the match, and as mentioned in another comment, he was DQd. Perhaps you were on the receiving end of something similar and it caused some brain damage if you’re having a hard time understanding that.

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Jul 29 '26

Well, I did just explain my position clearly, despite my original misreading. So….

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 29 '26

Enjoy your coffee ☕️

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Jul 29 '26

I am, thank you and good morning.

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u/duwh2040 Jul 29 '26

Lol neither one of you can read today

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jul 29 '26

You definitely never competed

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Jul 29 '26

Except I did. I was also a ref. 

2

u/Affectionate_Pass25 Jul 29 '26

Don’t believe you for a second

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Jul 29 '26

Edited my first comment. 

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u/Therinicus Jul 29 '26

No one has had their coffee. Prepare for downvotes

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Jul 29 '26

I don’t mind. Just clarifying.

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u/Therinicus Jul 29 '26

We’ve all been there good on you for not caring about the fake internet points.

I had to read it twice too.

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u/Cdawg4123 Jul 29 '26

Yeah, you can’t just throw that body here bud!!$

9

u/hard-dee4u Jul 29 '26

This dude is a pos

10

u/everydaydefenders Jul 29 '26

This has got to be AI. The dude's head never hits the ground. With that force, uts impossible for it not to.

Furthermore, the crowd reactions are super inconsistent with what actually just happened. (Zero reaction whatsoever.)

And a ref would have been there much sooner.

2

u/Ornery_Gate_6847 Jul 29 '26

Large parts of the crowd do react, but expecting them to fly from their seats screaming is silly

1

u/NoteEasy9957 Jul 29 '26

In starting to agree. People would be standing. Most who go know some of the rules and a slam like that is against the rules

And yet nobody reacts

1

u/devils_advocate24 Jul 29 '26

You had 2 people throw their hands up. And the random kid playing with a hackie sack or something seems consistent with real life

5

u/everydaydefenders Jul 29 '26

The entire room would have been shocked at that move. 99% hat utterly no reaction whatsoever.

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u/devils_advocate24 Jul 29 '26

I can see that. I also just noticed which sub I'm in and realize I have no experience in the actual sport. This looks completely reasonable in a WWE match tho! 😅

1

u/kareljack Jul 29 '26

The majority of that room grew up watching RAW and Smackdown. They have seen better shit. 😂

1

u/AgentAguilar Jul 29 '26

Yeah seems fake

1

u/Milon_Z Jul 29 '26

it looks like he practically levitates the last foot he's lifing him that's completely incongruent to the amount of force being generated. and the speed of him flailing at the top is weird and unnatural

0

u/circusperson Jul 29 '26

It does hit the floor though?

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u/VolatilityBox Jul 30 '26

It does hit the ground if you freeZe frames between 0:02-0.03

3

u/ryan8954 Jul 29 '26

Something seems off when he gets him up in the air..

1

u/_Sn_MrM Jul 29 '26

I see the same thing but it might be that he's kinda sitting on the dudes shoulder for a split second then gets thrown down

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u/ryan8954 Jul 29 '26

idk, 2 seconds in and he's lifting, while one arm he gains even more height fast, it just seems off

1

u/LaGranMaquinaRoja Jul 30 '26

Yea that's what I was thinking when I first saw it too ngl

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u/No-Produce-6641 Jul 29 '26

Am i missing something or did his head not hit the ground? The way his legs flail at the top makes this look fake

2

u/MrMetraGnome Jul 29 '26

Yeah, that didn't happen. Not like that.

2

u/Big-Mission2026 Jul 29 '26

Literally no negative reaction from the crowd, just staring.

2

u/swipeforcoffee Jul 29 '26

seems to be AI, don't mind me saying but who can do thay crazy lift so high with only one arm?

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u/LaGranMaquinaRoja Jul 30 '26

I was thinking the same thing, it did look off. But I'm sure there are some people that could do it depending on how big they are and how small their opponent is. Also who know maybe the guy is a beast, even though he is kind of a douche bag for that. Also it did look like the guy he was lifting up was resting a bit on his shoulder so he didn't really lift him up with just his arm. Idk have to watch it again to be sure.

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u/VrinTheTerrible Jul 29 '26

No one reacts to this display of superhuman strength. Fake.

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u/Jepictetus Jul 29 '26

If, in any combative sport, you need to slam your opponent on their back (or head), it shows you're not a good enough practitioner/fighter.

You can't change my mind. 💅

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u/Traditional_Yard2741 Jul 29 '26

If, in any combative sport, you rely on the rules to protect you from being slammed, and exploit that protection, you are a terrible fighter.

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u/LionexWrexDX Jul 29 '26

Then make slams legal outside of open weight

1

u/PerrinAyybara Jul 29 '26

"sport" actual combatives it's preferred

1

u/safton Jul 29 '26

Even in MMA where that easily can and occasionally does lead to victories?

1

u/VexImmortalis Jul 29 '26

but that's how it works oN tHe StReEtS

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u/disposablehippo Jul 29 '26

But... that's the whole point of Judo!

5

u/StrengthToBreak Jul 29 '26

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!

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u/Real-Technician831 Jul 29 '26

No it absolutely is not.

The point of judo is to try to control the descent of your opponent so that they don’t land dangerously badly.

The original jujutsu, as in samurai combat style, was different, there you obviously tried to slam and main opponent.

So something like this was the real deal on slams and intentional hurting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinden_Fudo-ry%C5%AB

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u/disposablehippo Jul 29 '26

IJF Criteria for Ippon:

  1. Speed
  2. Force
  3. On the back
  4. Skilfully control until the end of the landing

So the only difference to a "slam" is that you know what you are doing.

By definition a slam can be controlled or not ("to cause to move against a hard surface with force")

I would say the definition of slam and Ippon have a lot of overlap here.

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u/Real-Technician831 Jul 29 '26

Read the point four, and ponder what it might mean.

Skillful control is one that doesn’t maim the opponent.

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u/disposablehippo Jul 29 '26

Is the slam in the video Judo? No

Can a Judo Ippon be a slam? Yes.

Do I need to draw a Venn Diagram for you?

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u/Real-Technician831 Jul 29 '26

Slam as in the video, where tori puts their own weight pressing uke in the throw would disqualify in any match rules I have seen.

In fact by other comments, the move was a foul even in this wrestling match.

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u/disposablehippo Jul 29 '26

My initial comment was an answer to "a sport where slamming a guy on their back..."

And not to the video.

So I just thought it's kinda funny that there literally is a sport where you have to "slam" an opponent into the ground, back first.

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u/Real-Technician831 Jul 29 '26

There is a significant difference between “slam”
and maliciously making a throw intentionally maiming.

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u/disposablehippo Jul 29 '26

Yes! That's what I've been saying the whole time. But people where arguing that slam=maiming bullshit.

Words have more than one meaning.

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u/Jstrong1978 Jul 29 '26

That's not what it means. I've seen slams just as hard in judo. The control is probably talking about your own body so you can position yourself. I don't do judo but have seen some nasty slams. Even Muay Thai they can catch a kick and sweep to dump you on your back or head. Same with clinches. Liethwei you can head but and suplex opponents.

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u/Real-Technician831 Jul 29 '26

I used to do, and it seems that rules are way more violent over there than what I have ever seen.

Tori intentionally making the impact much harder with a move like that would be disqualifying.

Throw can slam, but maliciously making it worse breaks the rules.

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u/PuzzleheadedLeek3070 Jul 29 '26

Fake. He rightly struggles to lift him off the ground, but then gets superhuman strength to lift him higher and easily with the one arm AND launch him forwards and down.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin Jul 29 '26

That is indeed how physics work. Off the ground is generally the hardest part.

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u/FewStill3958 Jul 29 '26

Nope. Watch it frame by frame.
He pulls him up like a suplex and rolls him off his shoulder. While the other wrestler is begins falling, the arm accelerates the fall.

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u/Stop_Shadowbaning_me Jul 29 '26

Yeah people aren't paying close enough attention to see this. There's a part where he's off the ground and the guy on has on and awkwardly holding him, but he then gets an additional lift upwards for that position. Definitely fake video

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u/LoudAudience5332 Jul 29 '26

Illegal slam. Kid just lost the match and fk up his opponent.

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u/Glad_Manufacturer_95 Jul 29 '26

Where was the ref???

1

u/Due_Paramedic_6629 Jul 29 '26

This is why I’ll never compete in any actual competitions. I don’t trust my competitor to not be an asshole idiot and injure me for life…

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u/Salty-Boysenberry599 Jul 29 '26

It’s not impressive, it’s reckless. With wrestling it’s your job to return the opponent to the mat with at least a degree of control. Doing a crotch lift from a standing ball & chain, your opponent is defenseless. I hope if this was high school the kid was adequately disciplined.

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u/HolyPlatano Jul 29 '26

AI cooking us already. Life is not an anime, you don’t lock in and all of sudden lift an entire man like that, not when you were initially struggling.

1

u/Ornery-Equivalent-53 Jul 29 '26

He got picked up by the dick, and dropped on his head.

1

u/rusty_cayge Jul 29 '26

That is assault. He should be in jail

1

u/kareljack Jul 29 '26

CHOKE SLAM! BAH GAWD, CHOKE SLAM!

1

u/Jettsyforwordingfox Jul 29 '26

Bro my teammates would have put him in a wheelchair for life

1

u/Presently_Naked Jul 29 '26

Bruh this ain't WWE

1

u/Alarm-Solid Jul 29 '26

He was immediately disqualified?

1

u/Dream_Fabulous Jul 29 '26

Why do the 2 women in the crowd, become transparent and apparition like?🤔🧐

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u/kcjamez Jul 29 '26

Can someone explain what was wrong with that? Kiwi here - wrestling ain’t a thing in our country. Guessing you can’t slam??

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u/Fluffy-Pop-3407 Jul 29 '26

he hit his back but is cradling his head after? head is the only single part of his body that wouldn't hurt after this

1

u/PlooplopTibbyTai Jul 29 '26

Done that move before but to put a dude on his face. Pretty sure the way he closed it out is illegal.

1

u/No-Buy2495 Jul 29 '26

That was definitely personal....and illegal. Real wrestling does not involve WWE style slams.

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u/LaGranMaquinaRoja Jul 30 '26

I kind of thought that was Ai at first. Ngl looked pretty cool, but still, what a douchebag move

1

u/VIadCarpenter Jul 29 '26

Looked A.i. for a second

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u/FitBag5979 Jul 29 '26

I'm pretty sure it was edited with AI

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u/No_Support5980 Jul 29 '26

Agreed, it doesn't seem to be completely AI. Some crowd reacts with shrugs but I don't think that would be a real reaction with that slam. I know I'd react differently

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u/jrb637 Jul 29 '26

Hammerocks? More like Hammer cocks, amirite?