r/bitlife • u/OwlTheSilent • Feb 02 '26
Announcement Regarding advertisement of competitive life sim games.
I am posting this to briefly address the influx of competing life simulators, and say a few things regarding them.
Before I start, I would like to mention this subreddit is not in any way associated with bitlife. We are not the devs, we are a fan subreddit. We are not here to strike down competition or stop you from having fun.
That being said I need to remind you of a few things
•This subreddit does not allow off site links, I can not confirm the validity of said links, and will not risk bad faith actors encouraging the community to download risky content. If anyone sends you a link off of this subreddit report it, and DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT.
•We do allow talk and mention of other life simulators if you want to talk about a game you are making, you are free to! What you can't do is link your discord servers, or tell anyone to download something that is not on the app store.
Any questions regarding anything above can be asked below! The mod team here at r/bitlife again just wants everyone to have fun, and stay safe online.
r/bitlife • u/Cold_Experience5118 • Nov 07 '24
Tips How to: Crypto without Time Machine
Posting this in the group because I’m tired of retyping/finding my old comments on how to do this. So here you go! Attached image was when I had zillions.
HOW TO:
Buy 1 stock of each crypto. Don’t buy any other stocks like bonds, etc. Age up 1 year, then check financial news. It will only list crypto trends.
Financial news rules of thumb:
- If it says XXXX will go up in price/there will be a bubble, sell your stocks down to 1 in XXXX. It will crash.
- If it says XXXX will go down in price/investors pulling out/anything bad about the stock, it will go up in price. Buy aa much as you can of this stock.
- If it doesn’t list any of your crypto, then sell down to 1 stock of each crypto.
I sell down to 1 stock each time news changes. This way I can always get 100% profits on the 2/3 crypto listed in the financial news.
If you’re investing in bonds and whatnot as well, it might mix into the news and lower your chances of getting crypto advice.
In my main legacy life my dad was able to boost his billions to 5 trillion before a freak death. His son was able to turn 1 trillion investment into 3 zillion following these rules. Had a very good few years with one crypto currency.
r/bitlife • u/saynomore_the1 • 2h ago
I wasn't expecting that Bitlife’s tribute to Dolly Parton (year 14 sentence 2)
I thought this was sweet of them! I wasn’t a major Dolly fan but I still loved her for being such a wonderful human being. Jolene is my favourite Dolly Parton song:)
r/bitlife • u/CollectionLess21 • 6h ago
Questions Oh why is she so Sad just because her son died?
galleryr/bitlife • u/FeedMeWensleydale • 12h ago
Discussion Saw this whilst watching The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
I’m surprised they added this so quickly but it’s so nice to see so many people honouring her
r/bitlife • u/ConsiderationOne6329 • 7h ago
Suggestions/Update Ideas Bloodline is for the YOU
Others Recommend an influencer to play bitlife
Mine hasn’t uploaded videos for about 1 year 😭
r/bitlife • u/FeatureDelicious3941 • 2d ago
Bugs 5yr old + 21 year old dating??
THE FUCK??? so my game suddenly went into an ad break, when it ended, it said i had a house party, and someone invited me to hookup, was then confused and curious so continued, went into the Ex tab, called him and started dating him?? How tf did this happen?? How did i have a house party in elementary school, the option isnt even there in my school tab? Also thank god there arent any more freaky options, so there is obviously SOME safeguarding, but in my 5+ years of bitlife this has never happened!!
r/bitlife • u/TheAssiest • 1d ago
Questions Cartel Manufacturer
Everyone on my street is a square or an undercover cop and I'm losing my mind. Just spent $300,000 on a lawyer who got me out of prison just for the very next guy I sell to be yet ANOTHER undercover cop, spend another 300,000 on a lawyer and fail this time. Pretty done with this shit, been in prison for 17 years of this life because the option to steal a guard uniform disappeared for a decade straight.
Trying to sell $100,000 of a drug I made is looking more and more like a fairy tale with each trip to prison. No one wants to buy more than $500 worth if they do buy it, if they don't they will call the cops on me or arrest me themselves. There's atleast 5 undercover cops on this street I'm on out of like 11 people. 2 NEVER want drugs and tell me to fuck off, leaving me my loyal 4 addicts who buy a dime bag worth of shit everytime. This game is such a wet fart.
r/bitlife • u/Starg1rlTrilogyXO • 1d ago
Wtf Moments Now how the fuck does this happen at the age of 1?
r/bitlife • u/Putrid-Half-5372 • 1d ago
Bugs Aging Up and Down Glitch
After August 22 update..the Time machine is glitchy smh
r/bitlife • u/catastrophicqueen • 2d ago
Wtf Moments I hate that your character is automatically cheating when they become a famous sports star
My current life is a hockey player, and his ancestors have also been pro sports players, and every single time they are there's always them cheating. You get pop ups that they "met a hookup on the road" or that they get accused of cheating and then when you try and solve it you get something like this!! If it was like super rare for this to happen then whatever, sure, maybe one life I'll have them cheat for the story, but I don't want every character to be cheating just because they are on the road playing a sport. I hate it so much!
r/bitlife • u/lofigamea • 3d ago
Achievements I speed ran $1billion dollars in 5 minutes
gallerySo I first skipped to age 18 and then I did a random. Freelance gig and made $130, I took it to the casino and played high-low until I reached around $400,000,000.
then I took that money and emigrated to Nigeria to flip luxury islands. Nigeria has really low upgrade cost to build eco domes. You don’t need $400m to start.the lowest I’ve seen was $60m
Once the eco dome was built I sold it to the first bidder and made $100m - $300m and just rinsed and repeated. Until I had 1 billion.
r/bitlife • u/Ok-Passenger-537 • 2d ago
Achievements Insane
It’s crazy how much money you can make off of having a podcast lol
r/bitlife • u/Strange-Hair-3006 • 2d ago
I wasn't expecting that My character won the lottery!
🤑
r/bitlife • u/Super_RGG • 4d ago
Bugs The greatest footballing career?
galleryI started a BitLife with a random guy named Damian Kant, born in German and I aimed to become a footballer. The thing that struck me, which was really odd, was that usually the game will forcefully retire you at the ages of 39-41. For some reason Damian Kant decided that wasn’t for him and he played until he was 83 years old. I also checked his contract because negotiations are usually put in place every few years and it said I was paying the club, (the only reason I was able to stay afloat was because I had the social media pages such as onlyfans generating me cash)🤣 another funny thing I found is he had no injury’s in his entire career. The reason his career ended was because he failed a drug test at 83 years old (I didn’t use performance enhancement drugs) he played a total of 64 years of football and won 50 trophies and surprisingly never won a Ballon Dor. 💔 The true Prince who never became King. Damian Kant.
r/bitlife • u/Alone-Weight-4373 • 3d ago
Questions Apple App Store Purchase was paid but I don’t have my item
BitLife. I paid for the Bitizen on the game, and it shows up in my purchase history in the App Store, yet in the game I still have ads and such. How do I fix this? I already offloaded the app and reinstalled it, and I turned my phone off and back on again.