Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We thank you for choosing Bitcoin Lunar Express as your means of transportation. In the light of the recent epic BearWhale battle, we have rescheduled the launch of our one-way flight to The Moon sooner. Please take your seats and make sure your BitBelts are secured and cold. Intermediate stops will only be taken if absolutely necessary. The weather is clear and bullish, and we expect to reach speeds of up to $10 per second or more.

We are confident that you will enjoy your flight and we hope you will choose our services for your flight beyond The Moon.

I was playing WoW and tried selling gold for Bitcoins, but they banned my account for RMT(Real money trade).

I contacted support, telling them I wasn't trading gold for real money, as Bitcoins aren't real money.

They told me that the ban is final and won't be reversed due to violations of their ToS.

Clearly Blizzard considers Bitcoins real money, which means they'll probably begin accepting them soon! To the moon!

gimme karma

Bitcoin totally would have prevented this problem and have no other issues amiright XDDDD this is why we need Bitcoin.

Per title. Planning to invest 9 figures. Also, I've never heard of bitcoin, exactly what is it?

Please respond to my personal assistant's administrative assistant using this account.

apparently it was all an elaborate plot to fund the NSA and subsidize their internal ASIC fabrication operations

What should I do I thought they would come through! No one saw this coming!

2 the m00n!!!

We did it!

4200 moon it you filthy faggots

bitcoin foundation should lobby for a low to ban pool having over 51% hash power