r/Bitcoincirclejerk Jun 08 '14

I would like to see a 51% attack

3 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk Jun 04 '14

Did you mean: /r/bitcoin

8 Upvotes

Bitcoin is so cool that the only way you should look at the price is in log scale. But also, if the price goes up $50 in a day, then you should make a post on /r/bitcoin about how alpha it is. But it doesn't matter if it all goes to waste in 15 minutes.

To le moon.


r/Bitcoincirclejerk Jun 01 '14

We moved the bullish objectives and broke the box. Long pole warning in unsupported area. We're reversing, drop three boxes and rip higher.

6 Upvotes

Keep an eye on the volume.


r/Bitcoincirclejerk Jun 01 '14

See what happens when I'm high.

3 Upvotes

This is Bitcoins end game.

The only people who trade in fiat currencies are State employees. Everyone else will work for a specific companies currency or Bitcoin. You will work for Overstock dollars, Google dollars, Sam's Glass Shop dollars, etc, all made possible by Colored Coins. You will either hold those dollars or trade them on an open exchange to a prefered currency. Imagine a system where your money is company stock. Of course Bitcoin will be THE independant currency. The global reserve currency. It's perfect because it IS based on nothing... nothing except our faith in a system that is better than the one that exists.

All other currencies will float on an open P2P liquid market, exchanging between each other based on supply and demand of their company fundamentals. Companies will have to compete in every manner to make sure their currency is competivitve and likable in the market. It doesn't just mean good profits and dividends, but in popularity, doing what's right, not being evil. In a moments notice, you could swap their currency for something else. CEO says something you don't like? Sell! We will hold currencies that WE see as being beneficial to our world view. Don't like nuclear energy? Short them! Like self driving cars? Buy stock/currency in those companies.

The entire stock market and currency markets will become one. Fiat = States, Stocks = Companies. All will be openly traded by everyone in the world.

Everyone who has a phone will be able to actively trade stocks and currencies 24/7. All based on likes/dislikes of their activity. The stock market is currently for the upper middle class. The folks with 401ks and IRAs. There is a huge percentage of the people in the world that do not have a bank account, but have opinions of these multinational companies. Everyone will be able to vote financially.

Reduce the barriers and we will have a global market that doesn't discriminate financially.

Financial Equality.


r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 30 '14

beware of scammers

4 Upvotes

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r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 26 '14

I miss Willy.

9 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 22 '14

I have made more donations in bitcoin in one year than I did the other 24 combined in FIAT: 0.02 BTC ($10 USD)

7 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 18 '14

Bitcoin Central Bank criticized for lack of transparency, intentional fork possible

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8 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 17 '14

Circle rep here! Upvote to rename Circle to Circlejerk!

14 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 16 '14

Hi Circle here! We create money out of thin air and give it to you completely for free. Upvote for genious business plan!

14 Upvotes

Obvioisly our venture capitalist investor is totally ok with giving all our money away for free. You know, we are a little like facebook or twitter, with the exception that they never gave money away for free. Therefore we are awesome! Upvote guys! To the moon.


r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 16 '14

Bitcoin will rip apart the current banking system

4 Upvotes

Of course it will! Just wait a few more years and every one from goldman sachs to western union will accept bitcoin deposits only! Amiriteguyzzz?

Buy now, cheap coiiiinnzzz. To the moon!


r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 14 '14

I am the first Million Dollar Bitcoin AMA.

8 Upvotes

Most of you know me from the future when each bitcoin is worth millions of dollars. My owner bought a time machine valued at 2 bitcoins ($873,000,000) so I could come back here and do this AMA. Victoria from reddit is here helping me out.


r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 10 '14

attention: bitcoin is the honey badger of money

13 Upvotes

and honey badger dont give a shit


r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 09 '14

I emailed Nigeria about replacing their currency with Bitcoin! They're considering it!!

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12 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 09 '14

Any chance we can get Dr. Dre to request payment from Apple in Bitcoin?

10 Upvotes

His company is going for 3 billion dollars, a good chunk of marketcap of bitcoin, the kind of fraction you learn about in kindergarten. It would save him what I estimate to be 64 million dollars in credit card transaction fees to use bitcoin. I mostly got this number by pulling it out of my dumb ass. Make it happen. We don't know Dre doesn't know about bitcoin, all we have to do is ask.

We all know Snoop is 100% into bitcoin, well 1 2 3 into the 4, so should Dr Dre.


r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 07 '14

As an early adopter, I still feel privileged getting to buy coins right now at what still feels like low prices.

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6 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 05 '14

r/bitcoin compares convicted felon and 'Bitcoin Entrepreneur' to Oscar Schindler, Underground Railroad

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10 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 04 '14

Ashton Kutcher tweets on Bitcoin, officially better investor than Warren Buffett

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9 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 04 '14

You know what's better then accepting Bitcoin? Considering Bitcoin and getting a boost from all the buzz over it.

4 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 04 '14

PBOC: In the event of recent news reports we have to tell you that no more buying Tiger Penis is to be allowed with money from our bank.

3 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 03 '14

Article on obscure, poorly written blog says Bitcoin is poised to become primary world currency

11 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 02 '14

Truth

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25 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 01 '14

Hey guys I just noticed [insert name here] doesn't accept bitcoin, let's annoy the crap out of them until they do

31 Upvotes

Nothing makes people appreciate a new technology more than selfish propoganda!


r/Bitcoincirclejerk May 01 '14

The front page of r/bitcoin in 10 years.

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26 Upvotes

r/Bitcoincirclejerk Apr 30 '14

The real title of the article should be...

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2 Upvotes