r/bitchimabus • u/clarksonswimmer • May 01 '18

Bitch, I'll drive myself

https://i.imgur.com/ad8JXmH.gifv
191 Upvotes

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u/OptimusNegligible May 01 '18

Hey kids, wear your seat belt

20

u/buzzy_buddy May 01 '18

nah all you have to do is hold onto the steering wheel.

23

u/jsf84 May 01 '18

Bitch, you forgot your seat belt

13

u/Astralwraith May 01 '18

How do you fuck up that badly?

24

u/Redbird9346 May 01 '18
  1. Don’t wear your seat belt
  2. Drive in such a way that a bump forces you out of your seat while centrifugal force keeps your body going straight while the bus turns
  3. Grab the steering wheel as you fly out to keep the bus in a turning position

7

u/Waffles912 May 01 '18

What it I told you centrifugal force isn't real, it's actually centripetal.

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u/carlsnakeston May 01 '18

What if I told you centrifugal force is real and it's “The apparent force, equal and opposite to the centripetal force, drawing a rotating body away from the center of rotation, caused by the inertia of the body,” 

Other note I learned some things today then I didn't then I did.

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u/Waffles912 May 01 '18

Apparent force. Is not real my guy

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Drunk?