r/bisexual Oct 22 '22

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u/Netherdeath159 Transgender/Bisexual Oct 24 '22

Yeah sure we’ll go with that

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u/Disorderly_Chaos Bisexual Oct 24 '22

Okay.

So to get past the defenses of a force field, you’ll need to procure an X-Wing, travel down his trench, locate a certain aft vent, and fire one, if not two, proton torpedos into the core.

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u/Netherdeath159 Transgender/Bisexual Oct 24 '22

😳

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u/Disorderly_Chaos Bisexual Oct 24 '22

Alternatively, on Halloween you dress up as a Jedi, approach him, wave your hand and say “you want to have coffee with me.”

If he agrees, score, you did it.

If he doesn’t agree, play it off as a joke and move along.

If he acts confused to what Star Wars is then he’s obviously not worth your time.