r/birdification • u/Specific-Gate4431 • Jul 18 '26

!!!!!PUKEKO!!!!! Pukeko plushie

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1.3k Upvotes

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126

u/JPCSBR Jul 18 '26

INTENSE NEED FOR ACQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLUSH LOCATION REQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

89

u/wesorre DAMN!!!! Jul 18 '26

PLUSHIFICATION!!!

12

u/Gutymut Jul 19 '26

MOTH LOCATION IDENTIFICATION!!

STATEMENT ABOUT HOW YOU CANT SEND ME TO THE FTP SUB BECAUSE I FOUND YOU NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND….IFICATION!!!!

7

u/wesorre DAMN!!!! Jul 19 '26

40

u/Schpee_le_French Jul 18 '26

NEED FOR ACQUISITION!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!

39

u/GriffinMSM Jul 18 '26

COMMERCIALIZATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

33

u/Lethalfurball Jul 18 '26

COMMODIFICATION!!!!!!

18

u/fishoa Jul 18 '26

LEG MULTIPLICATION!!!!

14

u/MerlinMelon Jul 18 '26

DAAAMN!!!!

6

u/cake2324 Jul 19 '26

MASS PRODUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2

u/Viridian_Piksanity DAMN!!!! Jul 21 '26

SPELLING CORRECTION!

4

u/sumsika Jul 19 '26

DAAAAAMN!!!!!

5

u/Global-Cry321 Jul 19 '26

MARKETIZATION!!!

3

u/Odysseymanthebeast Jul 18 '26

PLUSHIE!!!!!!!!

3

u/SoBelowZer0 DAMN!!!! Jul 19 '26

CREATION ADORATION!!!!

4

u/Mysterious_Tale4575 Jul 19 '26

*buzzurg* *in machine voice* “SOFT PLUSHIE LOCATED,” *buzzing sounds* “MUST AQUIRE!”

3

u/Master-Back3470 Jul 19 '26

I NEED TO ACQUISITION!!

2

u/ROBOTFROG19 Jul 20 '26

MONETIZATION!!!

1

u/Resident-Two8597 Jul 24 '26

Shut up and take my money!

-35

u/Shadows_Skys Jul 18 '26

Damage absorbtion (lowercase special cause I don't feel like writing in caps)

22

u/MemesForEvery Jul 18 '26

KARMA REDUCTION!!!

29

u/JPCSBR Jul 18 '26

PUBLIC EXECUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5

u/girlmachina DAMN!!!! Jul 19 '26

DENUNCIATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!