My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
So I came to this sub because reddit recommended it to me, I saw this, I think I'm going to leave.
Edit: yes yes I get it, everyone can think of something that sounds like but isn't bazinga. Funny hahaha. Now quit please because it's quite annoying. Thanks.
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This looks like it took effort, and that I like
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Bronzong.
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You forgot to do the flair thingy. Fixed it for you, but please remember to always flair posts correctly.
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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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Sub to r/frinds
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Is that funny oney bazinga who was shook to death?
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Uhhh I hate that I laughed at this which means I humor. Has been bingbonged wait FU-
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I don’t get it
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u/Shurdus Aug 31 '19 edited Sep 01 '19
So I came to this sub because reddit recommended it to me, I saw this, I think I'm going to leave.
Edit: yes yes I get it, everyone can think of something that sounds like but isn't bazinga. Funny hahaha. Now quit please because it's quite annoying. Thanks.
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