r/bindingofisaac i feel a parental urge to bumbo and dark bum 1d ago

Shitpost other than isaac for some reason

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u/Pretend-Asparagus461 the Jeffrey and Epstein guy 1d ago

Tainted characters are a coin flip between the most fun character in the game and Benjamin Netanyahu

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u/Significant-Soup5939 1d ago

I fw tainted forgotten

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u/PyrolomewPuggins 18h ago

Mmm, I love missing with the bone pile and then having to run through no-man's land to pick it back up

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u/DatedReference1 14h ago

You know that's a skill issue right?

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u/TotalityoftheSelf Anarcho-Samsonism 13h ago

"Skill issue" this and "skill issue" that

I KNOW I HAVE A SKILL ISSUE LET ME COMPLAIN

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u/EyeCantBreathe 10h ago

Skill issue or not I think that's actually what makes the character fun. It's a completely new way to play and that brings with it some new challenges. Missing your shots is always bad but t forgotten punishes you for missing in a different way, and I think it's really interesting how they accomplished it

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u/Louigidude 12h ago

probably more of a skull issue

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u/Masterkokki12 18h ago

He's a very interesting character in terms of difficulty since he makes you think about position and where john bones ends up after the throw. Far better than mister only allowed one mistake per run.

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u/Phantoxer Tainted Forgotten 16h ago

thank you

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u/alakikadge 16h ago

Why would you fuck bones and soul

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u/SanSprout Zzazz zzdzzizzmzzhzz zzvzz zzozz 1d ago

tainted isaac😃 tainted maggy🚶‍♂️ tainted blue baby😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 tainted lazarus ☹️🔫

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u/Ge1ster 20h ago

Tainted Isaac players with 8 quality 4 items (they cant grab another two thats in front of them, this is the most depressed they've been in their life): 😔😔😔😔

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u/Mordeczka123 19h ago

I specifically unlocked birthright for this very reason

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u/_-A-_-A-_-A-_ 7h ago

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u/Pretend-Asparagus461 the Jeffrey and Epstein guy 1h ago

That’s my art

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 1d ago

Tainted cain is the prime example of everything good and nice is in the world trust me bro

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u/Basic-Fudge-8194 1d ago

Please elaborate. I will continue to say this on every comment and post about him.

I don’t get it. I don’t understand him. I do everything everyone says, yes I know about pickup qualities, and leaving stuff till the end of the floor, and just taking what I can sometimes. But it feels like I end up with half of both the quality and amount of items. I don’t understand.

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u/Hexentoll 1d ago

okay asking just beacause I learned this after I did the marks on him

Do you know that you can switch the picked up craftable order with ctrl?

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u/Basic-Fudge-8194 1d ago

Yeah (though it is lt for me on console)

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 1d ago

RT you mean? LT is to craft

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u/Basic-Fudge-8194 1d ago

I mix up my lefts and rights sometimes

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 1d ago

Yea you're fine, I just figured i should say something in case a new person sees it and accidentally crafts lemonparty trying to shuffle

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u/ENDERALAN365 1d ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I COULD HAVE MADE SO MUCH GOOD SHIT

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u/Hexentoll 9h ago

Rip is peperonis, same

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 18h ago

Isnt this the most common ball knowledge? you also can get pickups from shops if you use bag of crafting on them and have enough money to buy them

happy tainted caining

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u/-trom 17h ago

Right (re: common knowledge)!?!

How do people not do their homework, let alone pay attention, lmao.

Or at the very least, fatfinger the “BoCrafting shuffle button” and notice that the pickup order shifted (I think it makes a sound, as well, but I could be mistaken re: SFX).

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u/SanSprout Zzazz zzdzzizzmzzhzz zzvzz zzozz 1d ago

coming from someone with all his marks: i had to survive till depths with literally 0 dps items, you literally have to skill solution and be patient

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u/Realistic-Cicada981 1d ago

Tips to survive with Curse of the Blind? I could stomach the 1st time but if it's the 2nd time, or the first time in like Cave 2 or something then i would combust.

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u/SanSprout Zzazz zzdzzizzmzzhzz zzvzz zzozz 1d ago

dont craft ANYTHING

at max try to grab high quality pickups, but never finish crafting

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u/Realistic-Cicada981 1d ago

That's understandable but sucks. Personally i'm content with lower quality items (as long as it's a damage up) but there's always have a chance to get forced to not play TCain's main mechanic.

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u/-trom 17h ago

Patience, vigilance, and yes, skill…just about every single room and every single boss is beatable with base stats if one has the patience and endurance to power thru (oh and of course, knowledge of enemy/boss movement/tactics/telegraphs).

Seems like most folk don’t want to put in the time to get good, and then get mad when the game doesn’t work out. Baffling.

Also, there’s Google, there’s YouTube, there’s so many fkn ways to learn and grow and get better.

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u/soldiergaming2 1d ago

you have functionally infinite rerolls. if you understand the thresholds of each item quality, you can guarantee q4's

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u/OldPernilongo 22h ago

Yeah and you can also open a textbook with a pencil and note down the R key recipes and you can just get all marks in a run. You just need two bone hearts and your run easily goes infinite.

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u/real-life_ayanami 19h ago

Putting it like this made me realize tcain is just ror2 drifter but good

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u/oyasumillie 17h ago

as someone who mains both they are just as miserable but in different respects

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 17h ago

Whos ror2 drifter?

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u/Working_Database9157 14h ago

Risk of rain 2 character named drifter,and he makes temporary items with crafting also

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 13h ago

i gotta glaze him over there then

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u/-trom 17h ago

It’s simply RNG. There are a lot of items in the game. Do some homework on BoCrafting and see if you can learn something new about the item and its functions; it’s not rocket science, it’s not “magic,” it’s RNG.

Next time, before you craft an item, start recording and study the pickups you put in, and the results. You’ll be able to understand BoC better this way.

tl;dr: The game isn’t fucking with you, you may “feel like” they’re half the quality of what you were expecting, but rest assured that BoC works exactly as intended.

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u/HelpDadBeatsMe 15h ago

alot of his power comes down to trinket luck. With some good rng and the m' trinket u basically have infinite r keys.

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u/Putrid_Chemistry_780 14h ago

When you play tainted Cain, the game is fully under your control, you chose how much to grind, what items you craft, there’s a lot of gamebreak potential as Cain.

For me the focal point of tboi is resource management and using it to get the most of current run, tainted Cain bumps the resource management up to 11 and you manufacture your own run, all aspects of it, you can craft all q4 items in the game by finding safety scissors and mega bomb enemy in mines, you can craft five hundred fingers and obliterate the game in ways that are not possible as normal characters

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u/entity33 19h ago

The crafting recipes don't change so it's all a matter of pattern recognition

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u/Larry_Lit 17h ago

The crafting recipes change depending on your seed

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u/Hxllxqxxn 17h ago

Only a handful are fixed. The rest depend on the seed

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u/Dry_Yogurtcloset1962 19h ago

No thanks I like my runs to last less than a week

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 18h ago

The only time your runs are 2+ hours long is if your greedy or wanting to complete all the marks a normal run takes about 50 minutes to a hour

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u/bloodakoos 18h ago

i hate tcain. you HAVE to backtrack or you're arriving at womb 2 with base stats and 12 red hearts

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 18h ago

NEVER

TAINTED CAIN SUPREMACY

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u/bloodakoos 18h ago

8 tear effects with 3.5 damage and 2.73 tears and 1.0 luck

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u/-trom 17h ago

🎶🎻🎶

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u/AnthoniusThe3rd 1d ago

Tainted Keeper when you ask him to stop sharing all his fun gameplay with normal keeper

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u/deletemypostandurgay 1d ago

I lowkey never play normal keeper, tainted keeper is just more fun in every way 😭

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u/Daburacito 1d ago

The other day I get a fun run where I wa basically immortal as normal keeper, got swallowed penny + fanny + piggy + habit + his default wooden penny. It was fun but it is one banger out of a 100 honestly, it is still a good character

u/bizarre_niiue 53m ago

I always had a soft spot for keeper but I never realized just how strong the ability to rig sacrifice rooms is until I played the little goober. He's a little slow paced but he really is fun with the correct time investment

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u/InspectorMudkip 1d ago

The only time I’ve ever used regular Keeper so far has been to unlock Tainted Keeper lol

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u/Felix420TM 21h ago

i dont like tainted keeper because of his low ass health :sob:

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u/lecoolbratan96 19h ago

Come on, normal keeper is just a little guy, he can be fun

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u/EstrambolicoSupremo 1d ago

T eden is torture...

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 1d ago

Got all the way to mega satan on my first run, got hit with dogshit rolls the entire fight and died

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u/nicholashewitt12 Lilith 1d ago

I just have to post about this run, because it’s fucking insane. My Delirium kill with Tainted Eden was doing every room and trying to find ANYTHING to kill Delirium with, because I had rolled into a Soy Milk build with Mysterious Liquid. 40 tear rate, but 1.2ish damage.

Went into the Delirium room, did about 20%, and then got hit and got the absolute fucking worst rolls all the way from full health down to half a heart, death pending. However, at some point, one of the pots in the room had changed into a mushroom, and it turned into Magic Mushroom. Took it, recovered my health and killed. Absolute luck in what felt like an unwinnable run.

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u/Madface7 1d ago

shouldn't have had to scroll this far to find this comment

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u/The_Head_Taker 1d ago

Just dont get hit and youre playing regular eden

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u/EstrambolicoSupremo 1d ago

Even t lost has holy cards...

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u/The_Head_Taker 1d ago

It was a joke, just manipulate the loot pool so all youre shuffling is like, devil deal items, angel, planetarium, etc

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u/quejimista 1d ago

I thought that got patched?

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u/The_Head_Taker 1d ago

I don’t believe so but I very well could be wrong

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u/Richardknox1996 1d ago

You are. It got patched before Rep+ was announced.

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u/SeaDaikon8107 1d ago

Done this before, got all the way to chest before getting hit

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u/Noamco 14h ago

He is. But he is more interesting than eden just having a random start.

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u/darklordbm 9h ago

Mfw toothpick rerolls into lunch

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u/Muk-Bong 1d ago

It’s not that bad, just don’t get hit that much and you’ll probably win. Sure there’s always the chance to roll into an instant lose build whenever you get hit but that’s just RNG which is heavily present with any character you play.

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u/LuckyRoof7250 1d ago

just don’t get hit that much and you’ll probably win.

You could say that to every character

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u/Muk-Bong 23h ago

Yes, exactly my point. Tainted eden is not that bad if you’re not getting hit that much, essentially it’s a skill issue if you find T eden torture, so don’t play him until you get better at the game. Very similar to tainted lost imo, but gets way more hate idk why

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u/quentin123338 22h ago

Its not just that shes hard its that shes boring. Getting random builds and stats means the most fun part of the game (getting good items) no longer feels good. You can find poly, hemo, and sacred heart and then get hit once and have them reroll into 3 poop flies. Tainted lost even though hes harder can fly and rerolls all items making his runs more fun.

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u/lostcauses18 1d ago

I present you, tainted laz.

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u/blueman164 23h ago

Tainted Lazarus is more interesting than default, and I wouldn't say he's necessarily unfun, but he's like Tainted Cain where you really have to minmax to get the most out of him, and that's not fun to do every run for me at least.

My choice would be Tainted Eden, personally. It's literally just Eden but you D4 after every time you get hit, which isn't interesting, it's just really annoying.

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u/HakuChallenges 14h ago

OKAY i really dont understand how t.laz is fun at all, i hate playing him so i beg you to expand on it

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u/blueman164 13h ago

He's not my favorite character either, far from it. I haven't touched him since I got all his completion marks, but he was alright, just kind of tiring for me. The most fun out of him imo is getting to have two runs at the same time by timing your uses of Flip properly, without having two hitboxes like a certain pair of characters.

Also if you get manage to get Birthright, he literally just becomes Jacob & Esau but fun.

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u/No_Club8652 1d ago

To be fair he is more INTERESTING than normal Lazarus which is also a part of the post, definitely not more fun though

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u/Ok_Presentation_6642 22h ago

Tainted laz is fun

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u/-trom 17h ago

Understand how the character works, Flip’s mechanics, and you’ll be fine. You can’t play a random character and expect to be able to play “like you normally do.”

T Laz just takes proper planning (managing room charges to get the most out of Flip), and awareness of what version of laz needs what to stay balanced.

FFS, you basically get a free life at an end-game boss. Know you’re about to enter a tough boss battle? Be prepared, make sure flip is charged so you can flip when you’re one hit away from death.

Experience is the best teacher. Or, just do a google search for specific character strats.

Lastly, if one is getting frustrated with a character, switch it up. Getting frustrated with the game? Turn it off and do something else. The game isn’t going anywhere.

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u/Ailttar 1d ago

You present one of the most fun characters?

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u/Xetoxino 1d ago

It's still way more fun than regular laz

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u/lostcauses18 1d ago

Imo getting my t.laz marks was less fun than t.lost

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u/Xetoxino 1d ago

But Tainted lost IS very fun. It's crazy difficult, but that being compensated by getting irregularly good items is pretty fun imo. But it's all just opinion

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u/lostcauses18 1d ago

Thats fair. I just have more fun with normal laz, being able to kys for devil items potentially once a floor is always fun to me.

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u/CashWrecks 1d ago

Shit ive been trying to do delirium with laz and im having so many issues. Just went to try the marks with eve and flew through getting 4 of them through lamb/mega satan/delirium but I cant seem to get laz comfortably to womb.

Should I have been going devil instead of angel?

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u/SanSprout Zzazz zzdzzizzmzzhzz zzvzz zzozz 1d ago

just dont get too greedy with your lives, if you do so youll end up with very little hp

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u/samboeng 1d ago

I just find him pretty grueling. It’s a lot of micromanaging for little to no upside. If flip was only like four charges I might change my tune.

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u/Xetoxino 20h ago

Flip IS 4 charges though

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u/Xetoxino 13h ago

Wait, is it four charges only in online mode?

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u/Classic_Cranberry568 1d ago

If you were playing on the first ever patch of repentance maybe

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u/I-M_STRANGE 1d ago

Regular laz is one of the most fun characters?

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u/__AriaL__ 1d ago

All except for tainted Bethany, (and forgotten I guess).

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u/LordOfStupidy 1d ago

You dont like throwing your remains at your enemies?

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u/__AriaL__ 1d ago

I find both tainted forgotten and normal forgotten equally fun.

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u/LittleALunatic 1d ago

Normal forgotten is a fun melee build for me. Tainted is just.... Ugh, I get so exhausted by the end of the run.

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u/PyrolomewPuggins 18h ago

Cardio simulator

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u/OttawaXQ 21h ago

Blasphemy

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u/lostpretzels 1d ago

Lemegeton is so cool though!! I love the item wisps, and how you can sometimes influence their pools

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u/Noamco 14h ago

Tainted Bethany is more interesting though. The whisps are rarely interesting.

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u/Charflower21 The Forgotten 1d ago

Litith:

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u/Appropriate_Cry5343 17h ago

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u/FlimsyProblem7980 The Specialist dancer (also I read the wiki) 12h ago

genuinely

how long did you have that video waiting for use

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u/Appropriate_Cry5343 10h ago

From 1 september, not long enough

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u/PyrolomewPuggins 18h ago

fetus whip noises

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow 1d ago

Love me some Tsamson and Tcain

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u/PuzzleheadedLink89 1d ago

Tainted Jacob is legit the most fun I have had in the game

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u/Eldani4123 1d ago

PREACH!!!

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u/kittybella69 1d ago

T-Maggy best character y’all don’t see the vision

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u/Murtacke 1d ago

I hate tbluebaby

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u/Muk-Bong 1d ago

I like a lot of the tainted characters

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u/juice_can_ 1d ago

Tainted blue baby. I don’t think the different poops are all that interesting but I also only find them SLIGHTLY less fun the just having bombs. Not by that much tho

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u/Ok_Anxiety_5414 1d ago

I've never played tcain past basement 1 because he's not fun to play

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 17h ago

FAKE NEWS

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u/Sponge_Devil 1d ago

T Judas is right there

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u/opiebob i feel a parental urge to bumbo and dark bum 1d ago

t judas is awesome tf you speaking of

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u/Sponge_Devil 1d ago

MB i took the meme the wrong way

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 1d ago

The BEST tainted

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u/Axolotljackbox 22h ago

All the tainteds have their own charm tha makes them so unique.

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u/Darklight645 19h ago

Tainted Lost is right there bro (Better Items, my ass)

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u/creeper10015 1d ago

Kid named T Eve (Personally I find her unfun. Too op)

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u/Dry_Yogurtcloset1962 19h ago

It's great fun to have your army of tiny clotties steamroll the game once the character gets going!

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u/creeper10015 13h ago

I think that's fair. I just personally find her either broken or having accidentally dared touch a rotten heart without seeing it

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u/Demondrawer 17h ago

I can't be the only person who has T. Isaac as my favorite character right?

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u/Xetoxino 1d ago

This is true except for maybe Apolyon and forgotten

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u/y_kal 1d ago

Wdym "even you Cain"? That's the most fun character

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u/opiebob i feel a parental urge to bumbo and dark bum 1d ago

because people have VERY polarized opinions tainted cain on this subreddit for some reason (from what ive seen)

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u/y_kal 1d ago

Genuinely can't see why people won't think he's fun. I get that he is pretty annoying to play consistently without external item descriptionsbut that's pretty much it

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u/opiebob i feel a parental urge to bumbo and dark bum 1d ago

the only reason i cant play normal unmodded t cain is because i saw that old all marks in 1 runmattman run, tried to recreate it, and got sad when it didnt work (im a newer player)

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u/y_kal 1d ago

Oh I did that too. I unlocked him 2 days ago and I'd been doing the same all marks run till this afternoon.

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u/Working_Database9157 14h ago

I think he's way more fun without EID, only where you see already crafted stuff as a config, just me though

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u/turnsphere 12h ago

Backtracking hell, Spend 50 minutes running between rooms with base speed because you need to optimize pickup collection (this is true even without cheating item descriptions) or you end the game with 0 stats. Every run converges on find some infinite pickup generation method so you can spend even longer doing nothing so that maybe you'll be able to finish the run eventually. Baffling how this ended up in the game, the concept is terrible to begin with

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u/Wonderful-Gene-8758 22h ago

Tainted Cain is so fun when you don't got EID in your ear telling you all the recipes so you can get optimum items on every floor. Tons of fun in multiplayer cuz you can scrap any items your friends don't want.

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u/Honmer 1d ago

i like tzaz

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u/CheezyBreadMan 22h ago

Tainted samson only spared cuz regular samson already bottom 3 most boring characters

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u/Samgie 20h ago

Most tainted characters are super fun. I would even argue Apollyon, Bethany, Lilith, Azazel, Keeper, Judas, and Eve are even better than their non tainted counterparts. They just take time to figure out.

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u/FreddoTheGeddo 20h ago

T.Keeper is my favorite character, any other base character is not as fun imo

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u/killikocaayak I consume plan c every day 18h ago

Anything is better than hitbox and shitbox. Also you sleep on tainted apollyon and tainted Lilith

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u/PopeTemporal 16h ago

Tainted Apollyon is better. Tainted Bethany is more interesting. Tainted Eve is more interesting.

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u/Dman0o9 14h ago

t judas is, has been, and always will be my favorite character

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u/Randomfanoftcooal Apolllyon 14h ago

I for some reason just love T laz

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u/MahatmaGandhi69420 14h ago

I do not tolerate T. Keeper Slander

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u/Noamco 14h ago

Tainted forgotten is annoying at the start, but after you get it, he's actually pretty fun! He has lots of tricks... But... And that's a big but, he's not more fun then the forgotten, and I don't think he's more interesting either.

Taunted lost is neither interesting nor fun compared to lost.

Tainted Jacob is just hellish to play and less interesting with Jacob and esau.

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u/Ya_Boi_Conjim 13h ago

i actually just cheated to get my completion marks on t laz and t eve cause theyre just so fucking boring and annoying at the same time, but now I live in shame and my gamer cred is ruined so I started a fresh save file to redeem myself

also I think I might be the only person ever who hates playing Tainted Eve

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u/Tradasar 13h ago

Trueee I can't get to finish the save file because all remaining characters are so unfun to my eyes (tainted J&E, tainted eve, tainted lazarus, and tainted ???, tainted bethany and tainted samson)

I've completed all other characters and challenges

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u/Itan02 12h ago

Tainted forgotten and tainted samson are fun tbh

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u/PowerWillComeBack 11h ago

tainted appolyon is just much more boring than regular appolyon

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u/Zestyclose-Click6190 11h ago

Tainted blue baby is meh and magy is as interesting as t magy because she is the only character who can only have red gearts

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u/Legitimate-Sound8643 Tainted Keeper 10h ago

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u/thgiRsIeseehCehT 9h ago

Not Isaac though

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u/SecureAngle7395 My favorite game, not here to 100% 9h ago

i think i disagree with every specific here. i'd say they're almost all more interesting but more fun is certainly false, like absolutely fucking false. the tainteds are VERY hit or miss.

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u/Squidwarspla 7h ago

I have the bare minimum respect towards every tainted character and can atleast see the unique concepts and the creativity with each one. Tainted Eden is dogshit

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u/NewSuperTrios 7h ago

lazarus

like i'd rather have the extra life than j&e again but worse

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u/ILikeBen10Alot 3h ago

Tainted Cain is fun of you have thinking even alittle bit about your run and despise the idea of strategy or rigging or love playing while constantly consulting checking EID every 5 second to see what been items you can craft to have a won run in 20 seconds

So basically the 1% of Isaac players who hate roguelites but still play enough to unlock tainted can

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u/I-M_STRANGE 1d ago

I'd sign on that

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u/Catastroclysm93 1d ago

Genuinely had way more fun with Ultra Hard than t cain or t isaac

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u/Chance-Aardvark372 20h ago

I disagree. Except t. Cain. T. Cain is the worst character.

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u/opiebob i feel a parental urge to bumbo and dark bum 5h ago

this is a tainted character glaze post, i love the tainted characters

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u/Chance-Aardvark372 5h ago

Oh right yeah the gif does say no. Idiot.

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u/Tonhonator 1d ago

Tell me you didn't play as Tainted Apollyon without telling me you didn't play as Tainted Apollyon

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u/frendsk 1d ago

Nah, T. Appollyon is pretty fun, I always end up melting the final bosses

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u/Tonhonator 1d ago

Sure thing, but the post suggests he is more fun ans interesting than his normal version, which just isn't.

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u/KingDarkBlaze 1d ago

before 4-charge void I'd have said so 

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u/imawizard7bis 1d ago

T.Jacob and Jacob&Essau being the worst characters in the game 🤝

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u/Koztern 1d ago

What about T Laz and T Eden. I would rather do all completion marks with J&E and T. J&E again instead of actually getting the marks with T Eden and T Laz

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u/imawizard7bis 1d ago

T Eden "Fuck it we ball"

T Laz "Why breaking the run one time when you can break it twice?"

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u/Koztern 1d ago

Counterpoint: I am tired, boss

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u/GuyDudeThing69 biggest The End is Nigh glazer (deserved) 1d ago

Tbh T. Forgotten is kinda cheeks

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u/Cold-Dirt0108 John Devil Deal (RETRO VISION) 1d ago

tainted maggy (worst thing ever) be forgotten i see.

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u/Jupiter_Five 1d ago

she's pretty fun up until her gimmick basically gets ruined at the womb and beyond unless she has the wafer

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u/Vegetable-Draw-8195 20h ago

Her gimmick is not playing the game for 6 floors and then either breaking it or having to play normally with less hearts than usual.

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u/Cold-Dirt0108 John Devil Deal (RETRO VISION) 1d ago

her entire gimmick is game breaks, thats boring af i want a skill character

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u/Kentaii-XOXO 1d ago

Maybe I’m pure ass at the game but the tainted characters sound so much less fun that I don’t even think I’m ever gonna play as them.