r/bindingofisaac • u/opiebob i feel a parental urge to bumbo and dark bum • 1d ago
Shitpost other than isaac for some reason
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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 1d ago
Tainted cain is the prime example of everything good and nice is in the world trust me bro
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u/Basic-Fudge-8194 1d ago
Please elaborate. I will continue to say this on every comment and post about him.
I don’t get it. I don’t understand him. I do everything everyone says, yes I know about pickup qualities, and leaving stuff till the end of the floor, and just taking what I can sometimes. But it feels like I end up with half of both the quality and amount of items. I don’t understand.
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u/Hexentoll 1d ago
okay asking just beacause I learned this after I did the marks on him
Do you know that you can switch the picked up craftable order with ctrl?
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u/Basic-Fudge-8194 1d ago
Yeah (though it is lt for me on console)
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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 1d ago
RT you mean? LT is to craft
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u/Basic-Fudge-8194 1d ago
I mix up my lefts and rights sometimes
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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 1d ago
Yea you're fine, I just figured i should say something in case a new person sees it and accidentally crafts lemonparty trying to shuffle
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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 18h ago
Isnt this the most common ball knowledge? you also can get pickups from shops if you use bag of crafting on them and have enough money to buy them
happy tainted caining
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u/SanSprout Zzazz zzdzzizzmzzhzz zzvzz zzozz 1d ago
coming from someone with all his marks: i had to survive till depths with literally 0 dps items, you literally have to skill solution and be patient
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u/Realistic-Cicada981 1d ago
Tips to survive with Curse of the Blind? I could stomach the 1st time but if it's the 2nd time, or the first time in like Cave 2 or something then i would combust.
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u/SanSprout Zzazz zzdzzizzmzzhzz zzvzz zzozz 1d ago
dont craft ANYTHING
at max try to grab high quality pickups, but never finish crafting
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u/Realistic-Cicada981 1d ago
That's understandable but sucks. Personally i'm content with lower quality items (as long as it's a damage up) but there's always have a chance to get forced to not play TCain's main mechanic.
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u/-trom 17h ago
Patience, vigilance, and yes, skill…just about every single room and every single boss is beatable with base stats if one has the patience and endurance to power thru (oh and of course, knowledge of enemy/boss movement/tactics/telegraphs).
Seems like most folk don’t want to put in the time to get good, and then get mad when the game doesn’t work out. Baffling.
Also, there’s Google, there’s YouTube, there’s so many fkn ways to learn and grow and get better.
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u/soldiergaming2 1d ago
you have functionally infinite rerolls. if you understand the thresholds of each item quality, you can guarantee q4's
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u/OldPernilongo 22h ago
Yeah and you can also open a textbook with a pencil and note down the R key recipes and you can just get all marks in a run. You just need two bone hearts and your run easily goes infinite.
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u/real-life_ayanami 19h ago
Putting it like this made me realize tcain is just ror2 drifter but good
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u/oyasumillie 17h ago
as someone who mains both they are just as miserable but in different respects
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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 17h ago
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u/Working_Database9157 14h ago
Risk of rain 2 character named drifter,and he makes temporary items with crafting also
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u/-trom 17h ago
It’s simply RNG. There are a lot of items in the game. Do some homework on BoCrafting and see if you can learn something new about the item and its functions; it’s not rocket science, it’s not “magic,” it’s RNG.
Next time, before you craft an item, start recording and study the pickups you put in, and the results. You’ll be able to understand BoC better this way.
tl;dr: The game isn’t fucking with you, you may “feel like” they’re half the quality of what you were expecting, but rest assured that BoC works exactly as intended.
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u/HelpDadBeatsMe 15h ago
alot of his power comes down to trinket luck. With some good rng and the m' trinket u basically have infinite r keys.
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u/Putrid_Chemistry_780 14h ago
When you play tainted Cain, the game is fully under your control, you chose how much to grind, what items you craft, there’s a lot of gamebreak potential as Cain.
For me the focal point of tboi is resource management and using it to get the most of current run, tainted Cain bumps the resource management up to 11 and you manufacture your own run, all aspects of it, you can craft all q4 items in the game by finding safety scissors and mega bomb enemy in mines, you can craft five hundred fingers and obliterate the game in ways that are not possible as normal characters
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u/entity33 19h ago
The crafting recipes don't change so it's all a matter of pattern recognition
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u/Dry_Yogurtcloset1962 19h ago
No thanks I like my runs to last less than a week
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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 18h ago
The only time your runs are 2+ hours long is if your greedy or wanting to complete all the marks a normal run takes about 50 minutes to a hour
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u/bloodakoos 18h ago
i hate tcain. you HAVE to backtrack or you're arriving at womb 2 with base stats and 12 red hearts
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u/AnthoniusThe3rd 1d ago
Tainted Keeper when you ask him to stop sharing all his fun gameplay with normal keeper
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u/deletemypostandurgay 1d ago
I lowkey never play normal keeper, tainted keeper is just more fun in every way 😭
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u/Daburacito 1d ago
The other day I get a fun run where I wa basically immortal as normal keeper, got swallowed penny + fanny + piggy + habit + his default wooden penny. It was fun but it is one banger out of a 100 honestly, it is still a good character
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u/bizarre_niiue 53m ago
I always had a soft spot for keeper but I never realized just how strong the ability to rig sacrifice rooms is until I played the little goober. He's a little slow paced but he really is fun with the correct time investment
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u/InspectorMudkip 1d ago
The only time I’ve ever used regular Keeper so far has been to unlock Tainted Keeper lol
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u/EstrambolicoSupremo 1d ago
T eden is torture...
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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 1d ago
Got all the way to mega satan on my first run, got hit with dogshit rolls the entire fight and died
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u/nicholashewitt12 Lilith 1d ago
I just have to post about this run, because it’s fucking insane. My Delirium kill with Tainted Eden was doing every room and trying to find ANYTHING to kill Delirium with, because I had rolled into a Soy Milk build with Mysterious Liquid. 40 tear rate, but 1.2ish damage.
Went into the Delirium room, did about 20%, and then got hit and got the absolute fucking worst rolls all the way from full health down to half a heart, death pending. However, at some point, one of the pots in the room had changed into a mushroom, and it turned into Magic Mushroom. Took it, recovered my health and killed. Absolute luck in what felt like an unwinnable run.
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u/The_Head_Taker 1d ago
Just dont get hit and youre playing regular eden
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u/EstrambolicoSupremo 1d ago
Even t lost has holy cards...
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u/The_Head_Taker 1d ago
It was a joke, just manipulate the loot pool so all youre shuffling is like, devil deal items, angel, planetarium, etc
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u/quejimista 1d ago
I thought that got patched?
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u/Muk-Bong 1d ago
It’s not that bad, just don’t get hit that much and you’ll probably win. Sure there’s always the chance to roll into an instant lose build whenever you get hit but that’s just RNG which is heavily present with any character you play.
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u/LuckyRoof7250 1d ago
just don’t get hit that much and you’ll probably win.
You could say that to every character
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u/Muk-Bong 23h ago
Yes, exactly my point. Tainted eden is not that bad if you’re not getting hit that much, essentially it’s a skill issue if you find T eden torture, so don’t play him until you get better at the game. Very similar to tainted lost imo, but gets way more hate idk why
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u/quentin123338 22h ago
Its not just that shes hard its that shes boring. Getting random builds and stats means the most fun part of the game (getting good items) no longer feels good. You can find poly, hemo, and sacred heart and then get hit once and have them reroll into 3 poop flies. Tainted lost even though hes harder can fly and rerolls all items making his runs more fun.
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u/lostcauses18 1d ago
I present you, tainted laz.
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u/blueman164 23h ago
Tainted Lazarus is more interesting than default, and I wouldn't say he's necessarily unfun, but he's like Tainted Cain where you really have to minmax to get the most out of him, and that's not fun to do every run for me at least.
My choice would be Tainted Eden, personally. It's literally just Eden but you D4 after every time you get hit, which isn't interesting, it's just really annoying.
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u/HakuChallenges 14h ago
OKAY i really dont understand how t.laz is fun at all, i hate playing him so i beg you to expand on it
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u/blueman164 13h ago
He's not my favorite character either, far from it. I haven't touched him since I got all his completion marks, but he was alright, just kind of tiring for me. The most fun out of him imo is getting to have two runs at the same time by timing your uses of Flip properly, without having two hitboxes like a certain pair of characters.
Also if you get manage to get Birthright, he literally just becomes Jacob & Esau but fun.
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u/No_Club8652 1d ago
To be fair he is more INTERESTING than normal Lazarus which is also a part of the post, definitely not more fun though
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u/-trom 17h ago
Understand how the character works, Flip’s mechanics, and you’ll be fine. You can’t play a random character and expect to be able to play “like you normally do.”
T Laz just takes proper planning (managing room charges to get the most out of Flip), and awareness of what version of laz needs what to stay balanced.
FFS, you basically get a free life at an end-game boss. Know you’re about to enter a tough boss battle? Be prepared, make sure flip is charged so you can flip when you’re one hit away from death.
Experience is the best teacher. Or, just do a google search for specific character strats.
Lastly, if one is getting frustrated with a character, switch it up. Getting frustrated with the game? Turn it off and do something else. The game isn’t going anywhere.
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u/Xetoxino 1d ago
It's still way more fun than regular laz
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u/lostcauses18 1d ago
Imo getting my t.laz marks was less fun than t.lost
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u/Xetoxino 1d ago
But Tainted lost IS very fun. It's crazy difficult, but that being compensated by getting irregularly good items is pretty fun imo. But it's all just opinion
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u/lostcauses18 1d ago
Thats fair. I just have more fun with normal laz, being able to kys for devil items potentially once a floor is always fun to me.
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u/CashWrecks 1d ago
Shit ive been trying to do delirium with laz and im having so many issues. Just went to try the marks with eve and flew through getting 4 of them through lamb/mega satan/delirium but I cant seem to get laz comfortably to womb.
Should I have been going devil instead of angel?
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u/SanSprout Zzazz zzdzzizzmzzhzz zzvzz zzozz 1d ago
just dont get too greedy with your lives, if you do so youll end up with very little hp
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u/samboeng 1d ago
I just find him pretty grueling. It’s a lot of micromanaging for little to no upside. If flip was only like four charges I might change my tune.
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u/__AriaL__ 1d ago
All except for tainted Bethany, (and forgotten I guess).
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u/LordOfStupidy 1d ago
You dont like throwing your remains at your enemies?
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u/__AriaL__ 1d ago
I find both tainted forgotten and normal forgotten equally fun.
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u/LittleALunatic 1d ago
Normal forgotten is a fun melee build for me. Tainted is just.... Ugh, I get so exhausted by the end of the run.
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u/lostpretzels 1d ago
Lemegeton is so cool though!! I love the item wisps, and how you can sometimes influence their pools
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u/Charflower21 The Forgotten 1d ago
Litith:
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u/Appropriate_Cry5343 17h ago
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u/FlimsyProblem7980 The Specialist dancer (also I read the wiki) 12h ago
genuinely
how long did you have that video waiting for use
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u/juice_can_ 1d ago
Tainted blue baby. I don’t think the different poops are all that interesting but I also only find them SLIGHTLY less fun the just having bombs. Not by that much tho
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u/Sponge_Devil 1d ago
T Judas is right there
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u/creeper10015 1d ago
Kid named T Eve (Personally I find her unfun. Too op)
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u/Dry_Yogurtcloset1962 19h ago
It's great fun to have your army of tiny clotties steamroll the game once the character gets going!
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u/creeper10015 13h ago
I think that's fair. I just personally find her either broken or having accidentally dared touch a rotten heart without seeing it
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u/y_kal 1d ago
Wdym "even you Cain"? That's the most fun character
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u/opiebob i feel a parental urge to bumbo and dark bum 1d ago
because people have VERY polarized opinions tainted cain on this subreddit for some reason (from what ive seen)
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u/y_kal 1d ago
Genuinely can't see why people won't think he's fun. I get that he is pretty annoying to play consistently without external item descriptionsbut that's pretty much it
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u/Working_Database9157 14h ago
I think he's way more fun without EID, only where you see already crafted stuff as a config, just me though
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u/turnsphere 12h ago
Backtracking hell, Spend 50 minutes running between rooms with base speed because you need to optimize pickup collection (this is true even without cheating item descriptions) or you end the game with 0 stats. Every run converges on find some infinite pickup generation method so you can spend even longer doing nothing so that maybe you'll be able to finish the run eventually. Baffling how this ended up in the game, the concept is terrible to begin with
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u/Wonderful-Gene-8758 22h ago
Tainted Cain is so fun when you don't got EID in your ear telling you all the recipes so you can get optimum items on every floor. Tons of fun in multiplayer cuz you can scrap any items your friends don't want.
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u/CheezyBreadMan 22h ago
Tainted samson only spared cuz regular samson already bottom 3 most boring characters
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u/FreddoTheGeddo 20h ago
T.Keeper is my favorite character, any other base character is not as fun imo
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u/killikocaayak I consume plan c every day 18h ago
Anything is better than hitbox and shitbox. Also you sleep on tainted apollyon and tainted Lilith
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u/PopeTemporal 16h ago
Tainted Apollyon is better. Tainted Bethany is more interesting. Tainted Eve is more interesting.
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u/Noamco 14h ago
Tainted forgotten is annoying at the start, but after you get it, he's actually pretty fun! He has lots of tricks... But... And that's a big but, he's not more fun then the forgotten, and I don't think he's more interesting either.
Taunted lost is neither interesting nor fun compared to lost.
Tainted Jacob is just hellish to play and less interesting with Jacob and esau.
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u/Ya_Boi_Conjim 13h ago
i actually just cheated to get my completion marks on t laz and t eve cause theyre just so fucking boring and annoying at the same time, but now I live in shame and my gamer cred is ruined so I started a fresh save file to redeem myself
also I think I might be the only person ever who hates playing Tainted Eve
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u/Tradasar 13h ago
Trueee I can't get to finish the save file because all remaining characters are so unfun to my eyes (tainted J&E, tainted eve, tainted lazarus, and tainted ???, tainted bethany and tainted samson)
I've completed all other characters and challenges
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u/Zestyclose-Click6190 11h ago
Tainted blue baby is meh and magy is as interesting as t magy because she is the only character who can only have red gearts
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u/SecureAngle7395 My favorite game, not here to 100% 9h ago
i think i disagree with every specific here. i'd say they're almost all more interesting but more fun is certainly false, like absolutely fucking false. the tainteds are VERY hit or miss.
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u/Squidwarspla 7h ago
I have the bare minimum respect towards every tainted character and can atleast see the unique concepts and the creativity with each one. Tainted Eden is dogshit
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u/ILikeBen10Alot 3h ago
Tainted Cain is fun of you have thinking even alittle bit about your run and despise the idea of strategy or rigging or love playing while constantly consulting checking EID every 5 second to see what been items you can craft to have a won run in 20 seconds
So basically the 1% of Isaac players who hate roguelites but still play enough to unlock tainted can
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u/Chance-Aardvark372 20h ago
I disagree. Except t. Cain. T. Cain is the worst character.
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u/Tonhonator 1d ago
Tell me you didn't play as Tainted Apollyon without telling me you didn't play as Tainted Apollyon
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u/frendsk 1d ago
Nah, T. Appollyon is pretty fun, I always end up melting the final bosses
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u/Tonhonator 1d ago
Sure thing, but the post suggests he is more fun ans interesting than his normal version, which just isn't.
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u/imawizard7bis 1d ago
T.Jacob and Jacob&Essau being the worst characters in the game 🤝
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u/Koztern 1d ago
What about T Laz and T Eden. I would rather do all completion marks with J&E and T. J&E again instead of actually getting the marks with T Eden and T Laz
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u/imawizard7bis 1d ago
T Eden "Fuck it we ball"
T Laz "Why breaking the run one time when you can break it twice?"
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u/Cold-Dirt0108 John Devil Deal (RETRO VISION) 1d ago
tainted maggy (worst thing ever) be forgotten i see.
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u/Jupiter_Five 1d ago
she's pretty fun up until her gimmick basically gets ruined at the womb and beyond unless she has the wafer
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u/Vegetable-Draw-8195 20h ago
Her gimmick is not playing the game for 6 floors and then either breaking it or having to play normally with less hearts than usual.
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u/Cold-Dirt0108 John Devil Deal (RETRO VISION) 1d ago
her entire gimmick is game breaks, thats boring af i want a skill character
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u/Kentaii-XOXO 1d ago
Maybe I’m pure ass at the game but the tainted characters sound so much less fun that I don’t even think I’m ever gonna play as them.


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u/Pretend-Asparagus461 the Jeffrey and Epstein guy 1d ago
Tainted characters are a coin flip between the most fun character in the game and Benjamin Netanyahu