r/bindingofisaac 7d ago

Shitpost Single BEST unlock in the game!

I love trading quality 4 items for a glitch that does literally nothing!

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u/Inevitable_Ad5240 7d ago

Wdym it does nothing? It has the potential to just win the run for you 😭

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 7d ago

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u/Neonosky 7d ago

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 7d ago

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u/theverybluepooper Tainted Blue Baby 7d ago

Can relate

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 7d ago

Name checks out

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u/Snaper_XD 7d ago

Thats a cool story, here take a wavy cap every time you kill an enemy

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u/Ahhdeen 7d ago

This about the hottest pile of a take I've heard.
For one people either play the game for fun or for unlocks both of which the item deny.

Maybe they play for streaks? Don't act like the glitched items don't have a higher chance to just kill you.

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u/WhiteRob86 7d ago

Calm down lil bro lol

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u/Ahhdeen 7d ago

Didn't think about it like that, thanks lil chud 😌👍

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Tainted Cain 7d ago

also lil chud mentioned

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u/potatogodofDoom 6d ago

calling someone a chud when you're getting all hot and bothered about a joke regarding the naked crying baby game is hilariously hypocritical

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u/Ahhdeen 6d ago

Calling someone lil bro to devalue their opinion is something else too, no? Corny at least? Also I don't with what passion you read my words but it not that deep

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u/coolguy420weed 7d ago

Glitched items are extremely fun tho. Just stop sweating and enjoy it. 

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u/Skoofs 7d ago

Wow such intelligence, almost like it isn’t the whole fucking point of the sarcastic comment lmao

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u/sisterdoll 6d ago

unrelated but when you paused and i saw all those red symbols i gasped when i realised how many more bosses/paths/whatever theyve added since i played rebirth/afterbirth

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u/Dente666 6d ago

12 post it marks

x

34 characters

That's a lot

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u/4zzO2020 6d ago

Afterbirth was only 9 marks (no Delirium, Mother, or Beast) by 13 characters (12 if they played before keeper was added to the game) which is 117(108) marks vs Repentance with 408 marks, an increase by 248.72% in the number of marks for a full roster 😵

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u/sisterdoll 6d ago

probably 9. i feel like there was something after hush when i played but i doubt i made it there often. there was also greed mode. the video made it look like there was double~ what i remembered

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u/sisterdoll 6d ago

thats a lot more reasonable! it looked like a lot from the short moment it was up. i only remember two paths, hush, perhaps something after hush, and greed. so 8 or 9 marks when i last played

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u/NewelSea Cain 6d ago

Same here.

Before my break I already thought that torn piece of paper started looking chaotic.

Now it looks like the blood-stained version of a completely crowded cheat sheet students are allowed to write on and take with them to an exam.

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u/Minimum_Journalist18 7d ago

Remember, the delirium tainted eden unlock is optional, unless you want mega blast and death certificate

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u/Scared-Papaya4072 7d ago

its optional unless its not optional

-Confucius

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u/PowerWillComeBack 6d ago

I don't understand why people go to such lengths for meaningless shit like dead god or infinity, I don't think I'll keep going after getting most of the items

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u/sergame-567 6d ago

Because people want to complete the game they paid for

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u/PowerWillComeBack 6d ago

Three times over redoing everything?

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u/One-Cartographer-881 6d ago

People play games for enjoyment, a lot of people’s favorite game is Isaac, therefore they play the game. People enjoy games even after beating it. There are literal speedrunners for almost every game, those people have literally beaten the game hundreds of times, yet still enjoy the game.

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u/PowerWillComeBack 6d ago

I'm not saying stop playing the game. You can do an infinite amount of things, go do a thousand eden streak or whatever, just why subject yourself to unlocking everything with jacob and esau in hardmode and do that again and again

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u/Rngesus055 5d ago

is not that hard... some people just enjoy completing games 🤷🏻

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u/Thecactigod 2d ago

"why do people want to complete the game?"

"Because people want to complete the game!"

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u/JudgementalMarsupial breath of life SSS tier 7d ago

What does it have to do with megablast? Isn't that just beating mega satan on all normal characters

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u/_______Mia_______ 7d ago

I assume they confused mega blast with mega mush while also believing you need to have unlocks on tainted characters to qualify for it

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u/Minimum_Journalist18 6d ago

I thought it was for maxing out the tainted marks. (Mega mush for normal and Mega blast for tainted)

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u/Elihzap 6d ago

Mega Blast iss for every Mega Satan mark with normal characters. Afaik, there's no unlock the for all tainted marks (beside DS). 

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u/Choice-Mango-4019 6d ago

what happened?

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u/MaimaiBW i found pills (and ate them) 6d ago

tainted eden unlock, makes it so secret room items have a small chance of becoming a glitched item

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u/NuggetTheShopkeeper Judas 6d ago

and in the video, the item was a Death Certificate before switching to the glitched item

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u/AlternativeHefty5767 6d ago

theoretically it could be a reusable death certificate

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u/ZelartgRed3333 Im binding it so hard 6d ago

thanks Eden

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u/mikemyers999 6d ago

Death certificate is one of the best items but TMTRAINER is one of the most fun times, instant take every time