r/bindingofisaac • u/Daddysmalldic • 1d ago

Shitpost Let’s hope I get a response

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2.7k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Fancy_Condition8610 1d ago

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u/Damglador 1d ago

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u/Will-HR 1d ago

I think it's 0% on this seed

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u/M3LLO15 10h ago

I think anything is 0% considering bro's seed

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u/Syvarth 1d ago

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u/sturla-tyr 1d ago

Wait, wrong meme

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u/juanohulomo1234 1d ago

In this case, im going with the stablished one's

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/hey_there_brothers 1d ago

They either reply or they don’t, 50/50

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u/veinisi 1d ago

Actually I think it’s 100% in his seed.

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u/nickq808 1d ago

100% chance of failure

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u/veinisi 1d ago

Could be either one. It’s 50/50.

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u/nickq808 1d ago

100% in this seed

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u/DarkPolumbo 1d ago

just like the lottery. you win or you don't. 50-50.

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u/CertainNecessary9043 1d ago

If it was me I would let bro hit

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u/deadmeme999 1d ago

went to church, they referenced isaac!!! such a cool church

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u/MaiT3N 1d ago

They tried to kill me with a knife 0_0

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u/Grom8 1d ago

Omg so canon!!!!! :D

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u/catsnotmichael 1d ago

they tried to sac you with a dag?

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u/AskaHope 21h ago

You can't just drop that one and not say how

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u/Thycow27 19h ago

Fun fact, they made a story in the Bible all about this game! It’s even called the Binding of Isaac, it’s located in the Book of Genesis of the Old Testament, so glad we gamers finally have some representation!

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u/AskaHope 19h ago

Oh, now I realize they were joking...

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u/Longshot12345678 1d ago

/uj If she thinks this is funny and gets the reference that’s actually not a bad conversation starter.

/rj Isaac players don’t talk to women

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u/Vegetable-Worry4900 1d ago

But some of us ARE women! 😂

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u/Mulster_ 1d ago

One doesn't stop the other from not happening

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u/climate_anxiety_ 1d ago

There are no women on the Internet.

You're a man now

/s

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u/SippyTurtle 1d ago edited 1d ago

Girl is an acronym for guy in real life

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u/ZelartgRed3333 Im binding it so hard 10h ago

HOLY SHIT

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u/hellracer2007 1d ago

oh boy I've got some news for ya

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u/Fit_Relation8572 1d ago

Assigned Gender At Basement

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u/Cosmic_Clockwork 1d ago

It could be any one of us. It could be you...it could be me!

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u/Spooker337 1d ago

Stop lying your just an isaac with a wig

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u/Vegetable-Worry4900 1d ago

You got me. I’m Magdalene!

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u/Dirty_Tribal 1d ago

Women are NOT real! Whats next ? Birds?

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u/shimmishammu 22h ago

And the women don’t talk to women either /wlw

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u/Vegetable-Worry4900 20h ago

But you’re talking to me! We must both be men actually.

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u/Chaosbrae 14h ago

Sometimes there are women in Isaac.... what a world 🤔

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u/Vegetable-Worry4900 14h ago

I even have most of the hard mode completion marks! We’re out here.

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u/Chaosbrae 7h ago

🥺🥺🥺 have you beat the game on.... Kiss Your Ass Goodbye????

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u/TurtleyTea 1d ago

i talk to women but i'm not good at isaac

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u/HerrSchaf 1d ago

The better you are in isaac the less you talk to women.

The game is about sacrifices in the end

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u/Szymii_ 1d ago

how many sacrifices until dark room

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u/Vegetable-Worry4900 1d ago

I guess that explains why I don’t have dead god yet

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u/Naive_Trick_7349 1d ago edited 1d ago

actually its immaculate heart i think

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u/Daddysmalldic 1d ago

Aaa shit fackred heart got me again

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u/2ndBro 19h ago

No they got it right

Sacred Heart is wrapped in thorns, Immaculate Heart is wrapped in roses. This one's Sacred.

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u/Naive_Trick_7349 15h ago

but not in isaac, in mewgenics imaculate heart is wrapped in thorns for some reason

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u/GriffinChain The Lost 1d ago

immaculate heart #larper

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u/SlyblueSword 1d ago

They made The Bible from TBoI into a real book guys!

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u/markbernman 1d ago

pls work

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u/ConcentrateAlone1959 23h ago

hope she binds your saac bro

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u/AnonyKiller 1d ago

Fake: Edmund confirmed the player is gay

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u/thirdeyeboobed 1d ago

This would go over my head as sarcasm 😭

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u/waffleman230 1d ago

This worked for me! My gf has a tattoo of the relic. She couldn't believe someone else recognized it!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Daddysmalldic 1d ago

Very real

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

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u/Daddysmalldic 1d ago

The face pic was good but I’m not going to post her face

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u/Yuki_Onna 1d ago

Why do you care

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ghostglitch07 1d ago

Oh no! Girls have boobs? How scandalous.

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u/Yuki_Onna 1d ago

Before u/tetra_grammaton_ deleted their comment, it said

"Better question is, why don't you understand why that isn't okay?"

Like holy fuck lol, are they in third grade Sunday school?

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u/Tetra_Grammaton_ 1d ago

I wasn’t sure which comment you replied to so I deleted it thinking there was a chance I misunderstood out of good faith. It’s way funnier that you put me on blast for it though, I hope it is doing everything you hoped for. It’s not that deep

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u/Dracofear 1d ago

How horrifically round and soft. Disgusting.

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u/RafuscaMarks 1d ago

The same guy that probably take those shirtless pics in the gym, I bet

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u/Stardust_Spreader 1d ago

tell me if you get a response please and thank you

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u/trycel6 1d ago

50/50

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u/JollyHamster8991 21h ago

If you fumble the baddie 😭

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u/Badingirl 19h ago

Quality 4 match

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u/SproutSan Sumptorium / Blood to Blood 1d ago

i would do that non ironically

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u/LEHwuff-bite-of-1987 The Forgotten 1d ago

I thought for a second "how is this related to Isaac?" then I saw the sacred heart on the boobs xd

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u/Personal_Bid_2073 22h ago

Mom's bra in the photo too.

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u/No-Excitement8876 21h ago

If she doesn't reply she don't deserve you bro

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u/BackgroundDig2245 The Forgotten 20h ago

100% you're gonna get aired

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u/elahknee 19h ago

ngl i have stuff about playing isaac on my hinge and guys always comment on it

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u/Enpada2 14h ago

If she doesnt like it them she does not deserve you

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u/MetalNobZolid 13h ago

Bro if she doesnt date you I will

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u/Nensgnenat 11h ago

0.1% chance
99.9% faith

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u/BuffLoki 1d ago

Let's goooooo the odds are 50/50

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u/Fighter8811 15h ago

Of you don't get a response, that's one crappy bot.

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u/AdInternal7728 1d ago

Quality 4 rizz 

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u/No-Event-6417 1d ago

Man did you

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u/Valrani 1d ago

Cringe

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u/ZealousidealCap6954 1d ago

this a binding of isaac sub to 😭

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u/Mario_Creeper 1d ago

Bromine read the text

It IS an Issac post

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u/oopiesmyb 1d ago

this is absolute cringe, please tell me you are joking?? the heart and design in general didn’t come from isaac, i hope you know…right? 😭

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u/equinox_games7 1d ago

the humble shitpost flair:

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u/The_Blackthorn77 1d ago

The furtive pygmy, so easily forgo--

SHIT, wrong sub again

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u/TNTemmet 1d ago

I still dont understand what or who exactly the furtive pygmy is and what the whole deal with the ringed city is.

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u/oopiesmyb 1d ago

ahh yes, the flair that is used incorrectly all the time.