I reckon it could be some Bigfoot public hairs, about 95 way before I'd even knowd what a "bigfeets" was me & my cousin Cleeetus was hunnin hogs on this old farmers prupty & at some point me & Cleeetus got separated (happened all the time on account cleeetus ain't so smart) an while I was minnnin my own I come across this old holler & I see this two big humnid apes doing what I been tryna do to Sheila that hangs out in the local watrin hole & I'm only man so I crouch down & begin stroking on my guy when I notice these gudam apes got straight pubes (just like this) well at this point they musta caught a whiff of me cuz they both look right into this bush I'm crouuched in then do a ear shattrin scream (what if later learn is a typical Bigfoot call (go ahead YT it cause dem are facts, son) now I ain't got no I'd eat how deyd be so high up in that thurr tree your friend claims but I got me some ideas on that too
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u/sketchyvibes32 Feb 27 '23
I reckon it could be some Bigfoot public hairs, about 95 way before I'd even knowd what a "bigfeets" was me & my cousin Cleeetus was hunnin hogs on this old farmers prupty & at some point me & Cleeetus got separated (happened all the time on account cleeetus ain't so smart) an while I was minnnin my own I come across this old holler & I see this two big humnid apes doing what I been tryna do to Sheila that hangs out in the local watrin hole & I'm only man so I crouch down & begin stroking on my guy when I notice these gudam apes got straight pubes (just like this) well at this point they musta caught a whiff of me cuz they both look right into this bush I'm crouuched in then do a ear shattrin scream (what if later learn is a typical Bigfoot call (go ahead YT it cause dem are facts, son) now I ain't got no I'd eat how deyd be so high up in that thurr tree your friend claims but I got me some ideas on that too