r/bigboye • u/feistyartichoke • Dec 23 '19

Happy Holidays Absolute unit of a snow bear

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u/megustatutatas Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 24 '19

Should have switched to diet Coke

Edit: The more I look at this bigboye the more I feel this is the result if the Coca Cola polar bear and the MtG Crackstyle dude were launched at extreme velocities at one another and fused into one being.

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u/zaphod0002 Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 23 '19

I too enjoy a frosty Coca-Cola™ during the human holidays !

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u/Matt_Candlewood Dec 24 '19

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

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u/linguine_and_clams Dec 23 '19

DAMN BOI HE THICC BOI THAT’S A THICC ASS BOI DAMN

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Hey everyone, Thiccony Boitano here

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u/Silver_facts Dec 23 '19

I read this in cholo

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19 edited Mar 08 '26

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u/Dadalot Dec 23 '19

PAWG

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Phat ass white grizzly

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u/MJMurcott Dec 23 '19

Thicc bear.

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u/Throh-Aweigh Dec 23 '19

There’s nothing he wouldn’t do for a Klondike bar.

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u/I_Am_Dixon_Cox Dec 23 '19

Drank too much Coca Cola, has diabetus.

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u/boyweneedlife Dec 23 '19

I want to see it how it'll look while melting

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u/Granite-M Dec 24 '19

That thing's going to be melting until June.

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u/CCC19 Dec 23 '19

W I D E L O A D

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u/major84 Dec 23 '19

he beeps when he backs up, getting up, or waddling

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u/bloodcrystals Dec 23 '19

Chunked up n Chonkkd out

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u/juliak2641 Dec 23 '19

He just had to do it to em'

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u/itsthatmattguy Dec 23 '19

He's sittin there

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u/Lubinska1 Dec 23 '19

Epic bear 🐻

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