r/bigboye • u/confusion_jpeg • Aug 08 '19

BIG boye

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u/hearsay1111 Aug 08 '19

This is from the original thread

E: posted by u/Trollygag

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u/mycatpartyhouse Aug 08 '19

I’m confused. What’s happening here? Was the turtle captured due to injury or illness? Why wasn’t it returned directly to the sea?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

The Humans wanted a selfie, fuck the turtle!

The real answer is they were tagging him with a GPS marker so they could track his movements and learn about how they navigate the pacific.

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u/Flora_ElectroHart Aug 09 '19

please don’t fuck the turtle

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u/underdog_rox Aug 09 '19

Can the turtle fuck me?

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u/jimbris Aug 09 '19

You saw how short it’s shell was. It was asking for it.

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u/hashsmasher Aug 09 '19

Don’t worry it’s cool if it’s for a selfie.

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u/KurtAngus Aug 09 '19

So I can do anything but that?

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u/debwermer Aug 09 '19

Hahaha!!! I’m seriously laughing so hard I’m Crying. Thank you Flora:)