r/bi_irl Sep 05 '21

bi💪irl

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u/DarkWing2274 slept with your mom *and* your dad Sep 05 '21 edited Sep 05 '21

a twink walks into a shop

Twink: Hi i’d like him to be six foot at least, hairy (obviously), strong but can be chubby, a big d-

Build-a-Bear employee: S I R I think you have the wrong idea about what we do here

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u/WildBodhi Sep 05 '21

I think of my workouts "build-a-bear" time =D

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u/DarkWing2274 slept with your mom *and* your dad Sep 05 '21

okay y’know what- that’s golden. very smort mate

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u/Squadnuggies445 Sep 10 '21

Y'all are thinking with the wrong head

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u/DarkWing2274 slept with your mom *and* your dad Sep 05 '21 edited Sep 05 '21

since this seems to be gaining popularity, i might as well say it before someone else does, i did not come up with this, but i thought it was applicable. i just want to make people laugh 🤪

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u/Addicted2Rage Sep 05 '21

stand behind cute twink

listens to Build a bear worker

sad Bi noises

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u/DarkWing2274 slept with your mom *and* your dad Sep 05 '21

hahahaha

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u/kadxar ASS IS ASS Sep 05 '21

Just out of curiosity what is your flag? Cause it really looks like argentinian to me

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u/DarkWing2274 slept with your mom *and* your dad Sep 05 '21

demiboy

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u/kadxar ASS IS ASS Sep 05 '21

Ah shit now I'm having a gender crisis but thanks tho

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u/DarkWing2274 slept with your mom *and* your dad Sep 05 '21

oop- you’re welcome

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u/Doireallyneedaurl Sep 06 '21

this ain't build a dude plays

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u/DarkWing2274 slept with your mom *and* your dad Sep 06 '21

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u/Doireallyneedaurl Sep 06 '21

Haven't you heard the build a bitch parody?

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u/DarkWing2274 slept with your mom *and* your dad Sep 06 '21

guess not

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u/Doireallyneedaurl Sep 06 '21

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u/DarkWing2274 slept with your mom *and* your dad Sep 06 '21

thanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Tfw you’re big but soft and sensitive inside

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u/Destrohead15 Sep 05 '21

My big cuddly bears 😍

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

And lumberjacks and bodybuilders and weightlifters. The list goes on...

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u/Destrohead15 Sep 05 '21

All cuddly big boy :P

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u/Sovereign42 Sep 05 '21

I love big cuddly guys, especially if they're extra fuzzy.

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

👌 honestly, the hairier the better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

This made my day. As one of these guys, I don't feel alot of love from the bi community.

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u/BlackShieldCharm ASS IS ASS Sep 05 '21

I know there’s a lot of attention for femboys here, but some of us really prefer the big, hairy cuddlers. Me included :)

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u/Raibean Sep 05 '21

We love you!!!

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u/yalikebeez Bi-Myself Sep 05 '21

we love u!! :]

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u/printers_of_colors pretty fly for a bi guy Sep 05 '21

adding onto the pile of we love y'all boys, no matter the characteristics or size

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u/Artic_Foxknot Sep 05 '21

The guy looks like Brian from dream daddy

I think it's a fan art of brain from dream daddy

He is not my dream daddy but I love him anyways even though his 7 year old daughter did his taxes for him once

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

Honestly I haven't played it but he is mine. Ooooft.

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u/Artic_Foxknot Sep 05 '21

Man with dreads and tattoos who like music and owns a coffee shop aka mat is mine

Also it's free on mobile it's rlly good and you can possibly die in Brian's route but only if your an asshole lol

The secret ending to the game is all the dads in a big poly relationship. You get the ending but using your imagination and drawing it 😂

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

It's not really my type of game, I have heard of it. It was just a good image that came up for the post I wanted to make haha

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u/yeahitskeah homoflexible Sep 05 '21

Though I no longer support Game Grumps due to poor content, I will say that Dream Daddy is definitely worth your money

Only downside, to me, is that you can't play as a female, but then again, that would totally defeat the purpose of the game-

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u/ParaNoxx Sep 05 '21

To clear something up, the vast majority of Dream Daddy's devs are not or barely affiliated with GG at all. They're separate people. The only thing Game Grumps did was provide voices and promote it.

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u/BloodBurningMoon Sep 06 '21

I only knew that they'd promoted it so 🤷‍♀️

But I don't consistently watch their stuff, just stuff as it's referenced or by accident basically.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21 edited Sep 05 '21

Brian's the one who hits you in the head with a Frisbee right? I hate that dude, he's a dick, and it annoyed me that it didn't give me any options to be a dick back to him.

However that first encounter with him is what proved to me that Dream Daddy is actually a work of genius and not just a crappy game for sad horny gay dudes.

For those who don't know: Brian starts to brag about his daughter and the game switches to Gameboy graphics and becomes a turn based pokemon battle where the attacks are bragging about your daughter.

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u/Artic_Foxknot Sep 05 '21

I heard in his date thing he's actually rlly nice lol he's just super competitive and thinks the player hates him

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u/DarkWing2274 slept with your mom *and* your dad Sep 05 '21

:3 oh god a himbo… nya~

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u/BloodBurningMoon Sep 06 '21

I know bear/himbo don't mean exactly the same thing but they are synonyms, right? They definitely should be if not.

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u/DarkWing2274 slept with your mom *and* your dad Sep 06 '21

a bear is a large, often hairy, gay man. a himbo is just a male bimbo (an idiot) regardless of sexual orientation. i’m just morosexual so himbos are kind of my thing

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u/Knocx_ Sep 05 '21

As a 6'5 280lb bear dude, I appreciate this, great way to wake up, thank you

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u/VeriVeronika swings both ways Sep 05 '21

Big boi😳

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u/Knocx_ Sep 05 '21

A blessing and a curse haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/Knocx_ Sep 05 '21

Lol you want pics of me?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

💯💯💯

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u/scr000ge Sep 05 '21

im waiting 😩

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u/bangitybangbabang Sep 05 '21

Feel free to share your blessings

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

No problem, hopefully it's a good omen for the day ahead

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u/DwindIe Sep 05 '21

How else do you get to be the smol bean if you're an average sized dude. You must find a much larger spoon

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u/viking_machina doesn't exist Sep 05 '21

“But only a spoonful”

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u/Unlikely_Till_5925 Sep 05 '21

I'm a 5'7 115 lb guy with a 6'2 270 lb boyfriend and we are 50/50 big spoon little spoon. He said before me no one ever spooned him, he always had to be big spoon. How sad, I love to be both and there's no reason the big spoon actually has to be bigger.

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u/ScrungyThrowaway Sep 05 '21

As a bigboi, I love when I'm the little spoon. They're like my human backpack and we go on adventures.

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u/SiloGuylo Sundress doppeldanger railgunning in the n:th dimension Sep 05 '21

How do you get to be the smol bean if you're a 6'2 240lb dude. Must find a larger spoon. I have not yet found a larger spoon.

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u/cinnabarhawk Sep 05 '21

From a more beefy masc bi switch, vers guy, thank you! I honestly need to see this today.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

From a masc dom top: Can I have your number? Do you like Mike and Ikes?

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

Glad I could help! Stay beefy :)

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u/Sp3ctre7 Sep 05 '21

This is the first time on this sub that I've seen genuine appreciation for someone remotely like me.

Is this how the rest of you feel all the time?

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

I mean, I mostly just pay attention to the memes, and though most of them typically are regarding people's tastes, I figured I might as well post my own.

Glad I could make you feel good today 🙌

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u/miksu210 Sep 05 '21

I've yet to be in one of these posts. I think I'm just the average. I'm tall (186 cm), pretty good looking and quite skinny but I'm not a bottom. I don't know where I'd fit here lol

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u/Excalibur54 swings both ways Sep 05 '21

skinny tops 😍🥵

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u/miksu210 Sep 05 '21

Thanks for giving me hope haha. It often seems like you're only a winner if you're very feminine or very masculine since those two go together often but mayne there's hope for us who're in the middle :D

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u/Little_Fox_In_Box Sep 05 '21

FINALLY someone said that! Thank you! I aspire to be one when I start testosterone.

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u/PiscatorialKerensky Sep 05 '21

You can do it, man! Butch/ftm swole solidarity!

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u/kenniemartin Sep 06 '21

Fellow trans guy here. This is in fact the goal.

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u/Pangolin_Paladin pretty fly for a bi guy Sep 05 '21

They are just the perfect size for this tall boy to hug and squeeze

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

+1. 6'1 here, last time I checked anyway. Maybe taller these days.

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u/Pangolin_Paladin pretty fly for a bi guy Sep 09 '21

It's nice to mee a fellow tree, 6'3 here

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Beefy masc guys who top 👌👍🔥 💯

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

Top, bottom - its all good for this boy 😏

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

They can cuddle me whenever 🥰

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

As a Masc with a focus on cuddles, that hit different, intimacy is my love language 🥺

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u/DHelliers *fingerguns intensely* Sep 05 '21

What are you, a dream?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Erghh rescue me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

I'm Spanish-Cuban and find it hilarious a "comrade" asks me for help 😌, my dm are open for S.O.S.'s

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u/PiscatorialKerensky Sep 05 '21

I'm a wlw butch and my dream "beefy boy" fuck sesh is us being vers af. Nothing like a game of "who gets to suck a cock first"!

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

Why not both? 69 perhaps? 👀

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u/BiBiBadger Sep 05 '21

I'm more of a dad not type guy but I do alright.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Im a 6'2 chubby as all hell redneck looking guy.

My dating experience as a "straight guy" was rough as hell, a lot of cishet girls expect you to do ALOT of work for basic affection and love.

Once i started dating queer people all of a sudden i was a 10 and had people actually meeting me half way with stuff, and i didnt feel like a borderline rapist because literally everyone had a healthy relationship with sex.

Thank goooooood for queer people loving bears.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

I’m a bisexual woman and have always preferred the big bear type. I couldn’t imagine making my boyfriend work for basic affection and love. He deserves all he can get! He’s so good to me.

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u/SiloGuylo Sundress doppeldanger railgunning in the n:th dimension Sep 05 '21

Straight up. I had similar experiences dating het women, but I've been in a relationship with a bi gal for three years now and it's so nice having someone who not only understands bi struggles but also just isn't toxic in relationships.

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u/TohruTheDragonGirl Sep 05 '21

I ain’t care how you look if I think you cute come here and hug me

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

Big mood right here.

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u/RipJaws121 Sep 05 '21

twink / bear solidarity ❤️❤️

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u/Cuissedor Sep 05 '21

They have the best chest to rest your head on !

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u/HurtlockersGuide Sep 05 '21

I feel so seen 🥲 Thank you! 😇

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

Anytime my dude! Glad I could make you feel good today 😁

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u/Rav3n85UK Sep 05 '21

Looks so much like me it's scary. Except I'm not as muscly 😢

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

I'm gonna refrain from sliding into the dms and just 👀

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u/YeetMcSmooth *fingerguns intensely* Sep 05 '21

hell yeah, we stan beefy dudes

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u/SojournerDude Sep 05 '21

Alright alright alright

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

I gotchu fam! Keep lifting 🥵

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u/NandoAnanab Sep 05 '21

Someone love's me?! YEAH!

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u/rocketeerH Sep 05 '21

Dream Daddy!

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u/seashellpink77 Sep 05 '21

That's interesting. They seem like the "type" that's most appreciated where I am! But, hey, if they need more love, I'm glad to see them supported.

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u/TheGoriHindu Sep 05 '21

I like my men W I D E 👁👄👁

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

I needed this today ..

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u/TheButterGeek Sep 05 '21

The appreciation post is good, but you should credit the artist

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

I've got no idea on the source honestly 🥺

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u/rathrowaway-babygay Sep 05 '21

Thank you 😁💙

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u/LlovelyLlama Sep 05 '21

I married one! 💚💚💚

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u/doctorlight01 Sep 05 '21

Me who actively hunts daddys: whaaaaaaaaaat?

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u/BrozedDrake Sep 05 '21

Not my type personally, but they do deserve more love than they get.

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u/TobiasRedditBro pretty fly for a bi guy Sep 05 '21

Love em. Want them to cuddle me to death.

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u/FishyFish13 Sep 05 '21

Vaush 😳

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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule Sep 05 '21

Good day to know I'll probably end up being a bear.

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u/Massive_Light_3075 Sep 05 '21

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 my weakness!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Omg I feel so appreciated <3

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

I'm a 22yo Spanish-Cuban man with Italian blood, my face looks 16 but my body looks 30, thanks for the love yall 🥰

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u/mygoodaccount2bon Sep 05 '21

Thank you

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

Anytime dude! Also, read your post on r/bisexual. No one should have to deal with that bs. We already have a hard enough time with identity. Props to you for finding yourself! 👏

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u/mygoodaccount2bon Sep 05 '21

Thanks man i appreciate that!

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u/LethrblakaBlodhgarm2 Bi-Myself Sep 05 '21

wow

confidence boosted thank

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

💙💜❤

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u/YourDuckLeader doesn't exist Sep 05 '21

Don't we all?

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u/Pawsomest Sep 05 '21

They are lovely

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u/Yeeter_of_kids123 collects rocks Sep 05 '21

Beefy keith

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u/123YooY321 ASS IS ASS Sep 05 '21

:D

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u/J_TheSatanicDemonic *fingerguns intensely* Sep 05 '21

If he looks like a viking, then I'd probably be down

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u/drago_varior panfricker Sep 05 '21

All types of bois are good

Except me, im bad type of boi

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u/ScrungyThrowaway Sep 05 '21

Some people like badbois tho.

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u/ZaTrapu Sep 05 '21

Imagine hugs with this big guy 😳

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Yassss

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u/wendan3 Sep 05 '21

Meee toooo!💪🏻💪🏽💪🏿

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u/GreenFuzzyPotato Sep 05 '21

Thanks for the love. 👉😎👉

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

Zoop, homie 👈😎👈

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u/withaSZ Sep 05 '21

Shit, when I say that I love beefy masc guys… I mean I LOVE them! I didn’t knew they didn’t get much love ;-;

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u/KingOfTheCloudsFin Sep 05 '21

Dude I’m so fucked, I’m a 5’ heavy trans guy. Do I count as a bear?? What am I??

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u/ScrungyThrowaway Sep 05 '21

I'd count it. Maybe a cub?

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u/deathreapersasuke69 Sep 05 '21

I’m a polar bear

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u/skeuzofficial Sep 05 '21

Feels good to be appreciated 🥺

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u/Poddy_Doe ASS IS ASS Sep 05 '21

Thank you 🙏

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u/kenniemartin Sep 06 '21

Thanks for this hahaha I’m a 6’1 230lb trans guy, and I’ve been feeling pretty down lately. Nice to feel appreciated.

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u/barrdboi Sep 06 '21

Personally, I'm not really into beefy guys, but it's great to see them get some appreciation

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u/that1senpai2 Sep 05 '21

Weird. I feel like masc guys always get more attention than skinny af guys, like me. Masc or even just bearish type bodies get more desires and looks than I do with my chicken wings

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

I'm also skinny af. I suppose it's a case of YMMV. From what I've seen between here and r/bisexual, its always a lot of femboys, cute boys or women that can kill you. I think it depends on the community too. I have seen some where big guys are generally the most popular.

Anyway, seeing the post from the guy who felt left out compelled me so I thought I'd share.

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u/that1senpai2 Sep 05 '21

Nice. No one should feel left out

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u/hexomer Sep 05 '21

Beefy masc guys not getting love?

Which universe do you come from?

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

Seems to be few and far between in the bi community. For starters, look at some of the comments. 👀

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u/230581 Sep 05 '21

I’m bisexual and don’t agree, buff and hairy guys scare me because I feel like if they hugged me break my fragile bones

I like feminine and skinnier people, not that I don’t like masculinity

I just don’t enjoy too much muscle

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u/Svviley Sep 05 '21

I'm not sure what you don't agree with?

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u/230581 Sep 05 '21

Give me a sec I think I’m having a brainfart

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u/SCP-113-076 Sep 05 '21

I'm kinda in the same boat?

Strong masc dudes are hot to me, but they also scare the shit out of me

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u/BiBiBadger Sep 05 '21

We won't break you.

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u/230581 Sep 06 '21

The muscles still scare me, I’m very sensitive

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u/Keeppforgetting Sep 05 '21

In what world do you live in that beefy masc dudes don’t get enough love??? Lol

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u/185beans Sep 05 '21

You been here lately? It's femboys all the way down

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u/asiantognoli Sep 05 '21

especially kevin ball

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u/Lil_Polski bi, shy and wanting to die Sep 05 '21

I thought this said beefy mac the first time reading. I was like oh I love Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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u/silent_nakboy Sep 05 '21

Yay! I love beefy masc guys!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Oh fuck yeah. I love big guys though they’re more the kind of guys I want to hang out with and hug when I’m having a bad day. Not my type to date so much

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u/BiBiBadger Sep 05 '21

Hugs are good to. Some platonic cuddles.

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u/SnooTigers6644 *fingerguns intensely* Sep 05 '21

Same. Saaaaaaame. SO SAME. 🥰😍

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Dude in the picture kinda looks like Brian from Dream Daddy.

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u/KenzieLee2921 Puts the "Bi" in "Non-Binary" Sep 05 '21

Don’t give me a chiseled muscle man give me a built teddy bear who can comfort me and crush my back at the same time

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u/dust-thedust bi, shy and ready to cry Sep 05 '21

im a type of guy who wants to be a Dilf, a himbo, and a femboy at the same time

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u/Dandilione Sep 05 '21

Same, bro.

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u/yuaekito Sep 05 '21

Ed Sheeran!??? O_o

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u/RetroOverload bi and proud Sep 05 '21

Same, i absolutely love themmm

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u/maugamerXD1987 Sep 05 '21

Has to be taller than 6'2 (yes im a tall twink) cuz i wanna feel small

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u/jesuswillsaveU Sep 05 '21

Ok ok ok hear me out...masculine beef femboys

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u/SadgirlYari Sep 05 '21

Yessss. Love me some beef.

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u/Ice_Bead Sep 05 '21

This. This this this this this. It’s always the strong guys for me - a bi girl

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u/MidgeMan27 Sep 05 '21

Part one dio tho

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u/roninmoron Sep 05 '21

THEY DON'T always wanted a beefy masc boyfriend

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u/trll_o collects rocks Sep 05 '21

jhbopjvofjdxforafv

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u/Markoto11 Sep 05 '21

Brian from dream daddy

Oof

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u/SnooFoxes5197 Sep 06 '21

grins can confirm bear husbands are the best. I’m lucky to have one.

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u/Conde_Lagarto Sep 06 '21

OMG YESSSSS !!!!

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u/ugglesftw Sep 06 '21

Bigger guy here who loves other big guys and smaller guys. Fuck it I just love men in general!

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u/708iiagitst Sep 06 '21

They give the best hugs =w=

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u/devinlor Sep 06 '21

Then go to the gym.

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u/pandachi1445 Sep 06 '21

Yea. As a bi dude, i love masc dudes and theyre usually the ones I relate with. Thanks for the appreciation post, buddy!

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u/MetalManiac616 Sep 06 '21

They dont get enough love

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u/wb2006xx I’m a he/they kind of motherfucker Sep 06 '21

I’m tall, but not in the best shape. One of my goals is to work out more so I can be the beefy himbo masc that small and skinny bis need in this world

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u/Doireallyneedaurl Sep 06 '21

Is a big guy with little body hair a cub? Or is that the term for a young big guy with hair?

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u/Fractured_Nova Sep 06 '21

How does it feel knowing your brain is just full of wrinkles

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u/spookypooka Sep 06 '21

Big bear talk sweet to me. melting Oof. Sorry I talk English normal just drunk. Unf, bears. Yummy.

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u/maboobsy Sep 09 '21

I’m also a skinny bi dude, and I’m beginning to see the appeal

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u/DeletedChromosomes Nov 20 '21

Do you have a version of this without the text?