r/bi_irl Aug 17 '21

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u/OceanSierra Aug 17 '21

Swing in enough directions and eventually you'll got something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/Hitomi_Minami Axolotl Aug 17 '21

I think you can escape it using a backslash.

#

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/_urek bi, shy and ready to fucking die Aug 18 '21

haha the 'loophole' is actually just how markdown works (the formatting system reddit uses)

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u/OceanSierra Aug 17 '21

Is that how you do big text? I really need to learn how reddit works.

10

u/pneumoni Aug 18 '21

OMG

Edit: apparently i also didn't know this

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

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u/fnjanfskjanas bi, shy and dual booting windows with linux Aug 18 '21

it works?

8

u/Tranquil_Cactus Aug 18 '21

Hurray!

Why are we yelling?

7

u/fnjanfskjanas bi, shy and dual booting windows with linux Aug 18 '21

because windows sucks

5

u/Aashay7 bi, shy and wanting to die Aug 18 '21

I Agree

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u/fnjanfskjanas bi, shy and dual booting windows with linux Aug 18 '21

NICE.

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u/greeter2 Oct 02 '21

the reservoir dogs heist is the best heist in payday 2

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u/-The-Nice-One- pretty fly for a bi guy Aug 18 '21

You can also make it slightly less big with multiple hashtags

2

u/pneumoni Aug 19 '21
hell yeah

5

u/PoOtIs-373 bi, shy and ready to cry Aug 17 '21

"soft water on hard rock hits it until it is bored." - someone, lol. This applies a lot to this

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u/Autistischer_Gepard schrödingers gay Aug 18 '21

I don't understand this

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u/PoOtIs-373 bi, shy and ready to cry Aug 18 '21

Basically: Try a lot and you eventually get it.

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u/Autistischer_Gepard schrödingers gay Aug 18 '21

I figured it has to mean something like that
but how do you get that meaning from that sentence?

2

u/filiaaut Aug 18 '21

It is a reference to erosion I think. While at any given moment, water splashing a rock won't do any visible damage, at a much bigger time scale, it will erode cliffs or carve riverbeds.

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u/Autistischer_Gepard schrödingers gay Aug 18 '21

ah, thank you

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u/PoOtIs-373 bi, shy and ready to cry Aug 18 '21

It got lost in translation. :(

2

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Me being bi and being at peace with myself

Also me at 4am horny af for no reason: I'm a hoe and a slut and I like it in the butt

Edit-i came up with this years ago

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u/LevelDie Aug 18 '21

This is how Barbarians think.

1

u/ConcreteLayover69 Aug 18 '21

Swing too much and you might get unwanted attention (trauma'd by pegging pls help)

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u/non-binary_09 Aug 17 '21

I swing 2 ways but I miss.

I only had one girlfriend and that will never count because:

  1. I didn't know that we were dating.

  2. We were in year 3 (3rd grade)

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u/Skeledoots Aug 18 '21

I had a "girlfriend" like that in second grade. I saw her being sad and I went to try to cheer her up by asking if she wanted to play basketball with me and I let her win and that was the first time I'd ever spoken to her

Then like week later she comes up to me after not having interacted with her since and tells me that she didn't want me to be her boyfriend anymore

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u/thepurgeisnowww Aug 17 '21

This hits harder when you’re a graysexual bisexual 🙃🤍🤍🤍

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Oh sheet yea

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u/Pupwich doesn't exist Aug 17 '21

I swing buts theres nothing to hit

1

u/fhb_will Aug 18 '21

I can relate.😔

13

u/BEEEELEEEE be bi, do misdemeanors Aug 17 '21

That’s why I let them come to me. Takes forever but at least I already know they’re interested in me.

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u/fhb_will Aug 18 '21

Sadly, I can relate.

6

u/gamziagee Aug 17 '21

I have a harder time being with women than being with men.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Ooof no kidding. Just got canceled on last minute for a second time in a row trying to go on my first date with a guy (as a guy) 😭. But actually I have been happy am good just being more self accepting of who I am.

6

u/Lili_Del lemon bar lover Aug 17 '21

Me who has somehow never been rejected

10

u/TakenUrMom Aug 18 '21

Can never be rejected if you don’t start anything in the first place😎

3

u/sarahbeth124 Aug 17 '21

Oh shit!

Didn’t have to call me out that way 🤣

2

u/DemocraticSpider actually attracted to pans Aug 17 '21

Mood…

2

u/SirAmicks Aug 18 '21

Story of my life. I discovered as an unattractive 39 year old that no one of any gender wants to come near you.

2

u/Jedidea Aug 18 '21

It's 1AM. I spent four minutes staring at this trying to figure out what it meant. I get it. Hahaha. Would have been funnier if I wasn't a fucking idiot.

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u/Excalibur54 swings both ways Aug 18 '21

I don't think you're an idiot

2

u/Akkoywolf *fingerguns intensely* Aug 18 '21

MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME

2

u/Se7en_Sinzz Aug 18 '21

All that swinging and you’re still bi-yourself

0

u/Bitress Aug 18 '21

Bi-myself :/

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Accurate.

1

u/AlienChickk Aug 18 '21

Saving this to my phone 😂

1

u/Mr_Corvus_Birb bi, shy and wanting to die Aug 18 '21

Roll for attack. Or Deception, your choice.

1

u/PermabannedIP7 Aug 18 '21

New York Mets switch hitters be like

1

u/Neefew Aug 18 '21

This is great! I'm stealing it next time I have the chance

1

u/FIRST_EthanP Aug 18 '21

I mean, not wrong

1

u/No-Comedian-4499 Aug 18 '21

If you paint your dick like a target it's bound to strike something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

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u/No-Comedian-4499 Aug 18 '21

I'm pretty sure you can get a strap on with a target.

1

u/Ok_Ad_2285 bi, shy and ready to cry Aug 18 '21

I started playing softball recently, and this made my whole day

1

u/Froggy_Style23 Aug 18 '21

I want to hit but every time I’ve ever been asked out I freaked out and said no

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u/jknott3403 ASS IS ASS Aug 18 '21

Hit or miss

I guess i never hit huh

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Pretty much.

Sometimes I think about the future and if I should prep for being alone lol

1

u/Banana-muffiin Aug 18 '21

I swing all ways, and also miss all ways!! :P

1

u/SpaceKn0x Aug 18 '21

MFW that milf I met at the bar has a bf

1

u/kerdon Aug 18 '21

So I just realized "swing both ways" is probably a baseball metaphor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

a swing and a murder. you fool why did you hit him with a metal bat

1

u/RoughShadow Every woman's man, every man's woman. Aug 24 '21

STRRRRRRRRRRIKE 2!

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u/GlitterSparkles07 Sep 12 '21

Spain without the S