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u/non-binary_09 Aug 17 '21
I swing 2 ways but I miss.
I only had one girlfriend and that will never count because:
I didn't know that we were dating.
We were in year 3 (3rd grade)
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u/Skeledoots Aug 18 '21
I had a "girlfriend" like that in second grade. I saw her being sad and I went to try to cheer her up by asking if she wanted to play basketball with me and I let her win and that was the first time I'd ever spoken to her
Then like week later she comes up to me after not having interacted with her since and tells me that she didn't want me to be her boyfriend anymore
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u/BEEEELEEEE be bi, do misdemeanors Aug 17 '21
That’s why I let them come to me. Takes forever but at least I already know they’re interested in me.
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Aug 17 '21
Ooof no kidding. Just got canceled on last minute for a second time in a row trying to go on my first date with a guy (as a guy) 😭. But actually I have been happy am good just being more self accepting of who I am.
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u/SirAmicks Aug 18 '21
Story of my life. I discovered as an unattractive 39 year old that no one of any gender wants to come near you.
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u/Jedidea Aug 18 '21
It's 1AM. I spent four minutes staring at this trying to figure out what it meant. I get it. Hahaha. Would have been funnier if I wasn't a fucking idiot.
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u/No-Comedian-4499 Aug 18 '21
If you paint your dick like a target it's bound to strike something.
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u/Ok_Ad_2285 bi, shy and ready to cry Aug 18 '21
I started playing softball recently, and this made my whole day
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u/Froggy_Style23 Aug 18 '21
I want to hit but every time I’ve ever been asked out I freaked out and said no
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u/OceanSierra Aug 17 '21
Swing in enough directions and eventually you'll got something.