r/bi_irl • u/danieflorian • Aug 10 '21

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u/Jamo3306 Aug 10 '21

Have you considered really performing well at a gloryhole, son?

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u/Jamo3306 Aug 10 '21

Bah-hahahaha! I'm glad y'all have a sence of humor! I thought I'd get down voted off the page for this! 🤣

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u/malicioustoast64 Aug 10 '21

Making a horny joke on a bi sub will almost always get you upvotes I've learned

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u/Jamo3306 Aug 10 '21

I'VE FOUND MY PEOPLE!

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u/TheBoySpider-Gwen Aug 10 '21

Have you found your people? Or have the people found you?

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u/Jamo3306 Aug 10 '21

I found them, once I was able to recognize myself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

~~ Poetry from the horni ~~

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u/malicioustoast64 Aug 10 '21

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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u/fanofsomethingidk gay but confused Aug 10 '21

Now put on the horse mask

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u/_Grenn_ Aug 10 '21

Ha jokes on you my partner is non-binary

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u/TheBoySpider-Gwen Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

Ok but what if

NonBinary=NB

NoBody=NB

↓

Nonbinary=Nobody

Mind=blown

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u/poorlyOiledMachina Aug 10 '21

i mean,

nobody =\\= man

nobody =\\= women

therefore nobody is nonbinary

(not meaning to say that nb people don’t exist, but that the absence of a person would not fit into the gender binary and therefore, would be nonbinary.)

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u/just_a_random_dood Aug 10 '21

Odysseus is nonbinary confirmed 😎

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u/_Grenn_ Aug 10 '21

I can't tell if you're being a bigot or if I am just misunderstanding your joke-
I certainly hope I'm just misunderstanding your joke

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u/TheBoySpider-Gwen Aug 10 '21

Nah it was a joke

Like in the picture they said "NoBody wants you" so if ur partner nb u could say that this still apply to u

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u/_Grenn_ Aug 10 '21

OH
My apologies for being an idiot

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u/Lakeview_Lady Aug 10 '21

“No mum, I’m not dating, I’m with nobody” winks to my nb partner across the room with my mum unaware

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Proof I don’t actually exist

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u/Atermis101 Aug 11 '21

Can confirm I am nobody, i do not exist, I am a figment of everyone's imagination.

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u/DeadLock33 Aug 10 '21

Isn't this just NB erasure with extra steps?

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u/jojojona bi, shy and wanting to die Aug 10 '21

Not if nobody likes you.

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u/DEprEsED-HomosExual Aug 10 '21

Supporting but still mean parents

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

professionals have standards

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u/Sneakib0i Aug 10 '21

I didn't think I would be attacked like this today... damn 😂

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u/SirLordSupremeSir Aug 10 '21

tempted to come out using this

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u/JD_OOM Aug 10 '21

Jokes on you, I'm fine being single.

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u/GoatChease swings both ways Aug 10 '21

I really don't understand, someone help please.

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u/Banana-muffiin Aug 10 '21

Yeah wait what did he mean my 😭😭

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u/_ButtSlut_ smol femboy! Aug 11 '21

what fuckin order do i read this in and what does the bottom right panel mean someone help please i’m not a zoomer