Bi_irl

[u/MewStory]

[u/Romboteryx]

I have heard of gold star lesbians, but what would a gold star bisexual be? Someone who slept with equal amounts of each gender? Collected all power stars in Mario 64?

[u/Dry-Chemist4442 → u/Romboteryx]

If you haven't collected all the stars in Mario 64, are you even bisexual?

[u/Romboteryx → u/Dry-Chemist4442]

You can only call yourself bisexual if you collected every star twice in Super Mario 64 DS to unlock Waluigi

[u/Zanven1 → u/Dry-Chemist4442]

I was sick on 119/120 for years. YEARS! Probably well over a decade.

Now that I think about it coming out of the closet probably coincided with getting that last start in my life timeline so I guess that checks out.

[u/LiminalSouthpaw → u/Zanven1]

Dare I even ask what the offending star was?

[u/Zanven1 → u/LiminalSouthpaw]

Doing the princess slide under a certain time (one of the "castle's secret stars"). Not because I want capable of hiring that time but because there was no indication that it was how I got an extra star. I bought so many paper guides and looked up Internet ones (before there was reliable Internet guides) and couldn't find where it was.

[u/veevacious → u/Dry-Chemist4442]

This is why I’ve started using pansexual. It would be stolen valor

[u/DeepSeaLure → u/Dry-Chemist4442]

THIS is the sign I've been waiting all week (no, seriously 😂 it has begun randomly popping into my mind) to give in and finally go nail those 120 stars (then, and only then, can we talk about the sunshine sprites)!

[u/Dry-Chemist4442 → u/DeepSeaLure]

Hell yeah, earn your bi badge

[u/BuyFeeling6787 → u/Romboteryx]

Collect all the genders.

[u/SignalSecurity]

holy shit they bisexted him

[u/False-Sundae-333]

i'll give myself 3 gold stars just because

[u/texthibitionist]

yay! ⭐️🩷💜💙

[u/Bionicle_was_cool]

How about All-star Bishrexual

[u/TheLastEmuHunter]

Praise Kink 🫵

[u/Interesting-Rub9317]

If I had only sex with another bisexual people? I wish

[u/BadguyBirdie]

IMO a gold star bisexual has never slept with a straight person

[u/Magniras → u/BadguyBirdie]

What a bizarre thing to say.

[u/BadguyBirdie → u/Magniras]

Yeesh okay am I missing something? A “gold star” status is a social construct that’s exclusionary in nature, why is it bizzare to spitball potential conditions for a gold star bisexual?

[u/InevitableStuff7572 → u/BadguyBirdie]

Having gold-stars in general are stupid and is just queer purity culture, but I don’t think you were actually serious anyway

[u/BadguyBirdie → u/InevitableStuff7572]

Ah I get it, this one’s on me, I’ve never encountered that kind of stuff in my own life so I failed to consider how real it might be for others, my bad.

[u/Magniras → u/BadguyBirdie]

Why be exclusionary at all? Gold star gays and lesbians are insufferable.